Chapter 192: The Battle of the Underworld Marriage (Part II)
As soon as the man grabbed the void in his right hand, there was an inexplicable yellowed piece of straw paper in his hand, on which were densely written with fly-headed small letters, and the handwriting was not readable at all, but the four traditional Chinese characters at the beginning of the "Yin Marriage Deed" were clearly legible, and there was also the signature of Wei Er's stunned man at the bottom, which was emitting a red light, and those crooked strokes looked like fire centipedes that were about to move.
"The Yin Marriage Deed, which is the deed of sale in the underworld, is issued by the grace of the King of the Ten Palaces of Yama, as long as it is a person who voluntarily signs and draws a pledge on it, it is deemed that he has agreed to hand over his soul to the deed holder, and will never regret it, do you still have any questions?" The man explained slowly.
"No, let's discuss it calmly, this marriage, we quit or not, what, what compensation do you want, just mention it, as long as we can do it, it's okay." I looked at the antique but evil "Yin Marriage Deed", and made a request to withdraw from the marriage with a sincere attitude.
"What are you kidding, it wasn't us who signed it than your friend at the beginning, besides, if it wasn't for my old man who saved your friend, I'm afraid the two of them would have been ghosts of the underworld at this time, it seems that you people are all untrustworthy guys, and you can't talk about mercy, let's do it." The woman's temper was far hotter than the man's, and she was about to pounce on me and the fat man.
"Hey, the tiger is not threatening, you treat me as critically ill, I can tell you, our brothers are the 72nd generation descendants of the Maonan Taoist Mixed Yuan faction, we just lost face just now, and we didn't use all our strength, don't misjudge the situation, just accept it when you see it." Seeing that the eldest sister was about to go crazy, I threatened inwardly.
"Hehe, when your friend went to our house, I saw that this fat man was a practitioner, so I didn't choose him as my son-in-law, but even if you are Zhong Kui's apprentice, at this moment, I'm afraid it won't help, I don't believe you used spells to deal with me." The maiden didn't care about me at all, she sneered at me, and with a shake of her body, she was already in front of me.
I felt a chill rushing to my face, and just as I was about to shrink to dodge, my delicate little neck was stuck by the royal sister, pinching my throat and eyes "chirp", just like a hen about to lay eggs.
At this moment, the fat man was really unambiguous, took out the black mobile phone, and looked at the royal sister's pair of arms like white wax is all of a sudden, "snap", the black mobile phone smashed firmly on the royal sister's arm, and then the mobile phone "swished" out of the fat man's hand and flew out and fell to the ground in the corner of the house.
The royal sister didn't move, but just stared at the fat man with infinite disgust: "You're tired of being crooked, aren't you?" ”
"Fuck, you have the ability to rush at me, you are dead, the old lady of the ruined family, the old man is still not squeaky, you are very happy to arrive, you really don't have a fucking tutor." The fat man rushed out three feet away in one step, and he didn't forget to turn around and scold the maid during the run.
My lungs were about to explode, but I still barely raised my arm and stretched out my thumb to the fat man, I knew that the fat man did not run for his life, but to induce her to let go of me by provoking the maiden, and then chase after him, so that I could still have a chance to breathe.
However, the fat man forgot that he was a family of three, and when he was running and turning back and scolding the street, he felt a flower in front of him, and the fat man's feet were slow, and as soon as he blinked his eyes, he knelt down.
What's going on, scared, grandma, that girl didn't know what spell to make, she actually came first, and blocked the fat man with a smile, the distance was so close, if it wasn't for the fat man who saw the opportunity and knelt down, both of them would kiss.
When the girl saw the fat man "worshiping" at her feet, she was overjoyed, and her mouth did not stop: "Mom and Dad, this fat man is fun, I want him to be my husband." ”
The fat man sat on the ground, completely shocked by the girl's boldness and pungency, and put his hands and feet back, the girl was generous, pressing step by step, and reached out to help the fat man: "Fat brother, you fell and hurt, come, I'll rub it for you." ”
"Fuck, Kaiko, save me, what the fuck is this?" The fat man was really scared to pee, and he shouted so much that there was a lot of moisture in his throat, and it brought out the whistle of the child urinating.
I watched with infinite grief and indignation as the fat man was "pursued" by the girl and rolled all over the ground, but I couldn't do it, because the two hands of the maid were tighter and tighter, and my face was already bright red because of the bruises, and my eyes began to be bloodshot, and everything I saw was a blur of blood red and blood.
At this time, I don't know if I was choked to the point of brain ischemia and hallucinations, but I saw a red shadow suddenly emerge like a whirlwind and sweep through the hall.
This red whirlwind appeared extremely strangely, and the family of three was also caught off guard, showing a very shocked expression, especially the maid who had been pinching me, as if she was going to jump the national standard with me, for the first time showed a panicked look, hurriedly let go of my neck, turned around and called out to her husband: "Dead old ghost, hurry, hurry up and take your daughter and son-in-law and leave." ”
At this moment, I collapsed on the ground, coughed a few times, and finally relieved myself, so I lay on the ground and looked up to check the situation at the scene: this whirlwind that came out of thin air was as red as a burning flame, separating the family of three in an instant, and the girl who was tired of pestering the fat man seemed to be frightened by the whirlwind, and screamed at her father and mother in a daze.
The man and the maiden seemed to be very fond of their daughter, and when they saw that their beloved daughter was like this, the two of them immediately rushed to their daughter like a wild lion, but the whirlwind was like a tangible entity, and the two of them rushed several times, but they all returned in vain.
"Ah......h
However, at this moment, the red whirlwind weakened, and swept the maiden sideways, slowly sending her back to the ground, and then, the red whirlwind seemed to let out a slight sigh, and flew outside through the hidden wooden window.
At the moment when the red whirlwind escaped from the window, a red fox with a fiery red body loomed in the whirlwind, turned around, and glanced at me with those soft eyes like water, and then turned into a pale pink mist, dissolved into the red whirlwind, and disappeared into the twilight night.
After the red whirlwind disappeared, the girl ran back to her parents quickly, and the two of them hugged their daughter tightly, and the family of three hugged each other, the scene was very touching, indeed very touching.
At this time, the fat man also walked up to me with bared teeth, and like me, his mouth was wide open, looking at this absolutely sensational scene in front of him incredibly, and he didn't know what to do.
Suddenly, Wei Erzi, who had been ignored by us, didn't know when he walked up to me and the fat man, and screamed coldly: "Mom, why are you here, help......"
I was already angry with the fat man by a family of three, and then I was so frightened by Wei Er's stunned voice, the fat man sprinkled all his anger on the unlucky groom, and his hand back was a big mouth that sucked and crisped, Wei Er was stunned and rolled his eyes, and he landed cleanly...... Dizzy.
The fat man was also stunned, looked at his hand, looked at me again, and hesitated: "Kaizi, it seems that I am back to normal again." ”
Strange to say, after the whirlwind, I also felt the undercurrent surging in my body, and the dantian gradually heated up, and I knew that the energy accumulated in my body by the soul bead that disappeared for no reason just now had returned.
"Damn, this time it's time for Fei Ye and I to vent my evil anger, just now I can make them suffer from bullying......" Now the fat man came to confidence, his strange eyes were round, and he stomped on the ground twice with his right foot, and he was about to ask God to come up.
I just wanted to say something to dissuade him, let him observe and observe, and then I didn't want the fat man to be teased by this girl, and before I could squeak, I had successfully summoned Xu Yujing in my body with the help of the soul bead.
A cold wind blew, I thought that the fat man was going to become a pseudo-mother and sing Peking Opera again, but I didn't expect to see a white light fly out of the fat man's body, and then Xu Yujing, who made people cold at first sight, stood in front of us with a cold face, squinting at the family of three.
"Brother Xu, it's the three of them who bullied me, fuck, I've never seen such a splashy girl, you have to give my brother me a strong face and get back some face." When the fat man saw Xu Yujing's true appearance, he grinned and was happy, and pointed at the family of three defiantly.
Xu Yujing stared at the family of three for a while, and the two of them hid their daughter behind them a little nervously, and looked at Xu Yujing hand in hand.
Xu Yujing retracted her gaze and dropped the sentence, "I can't control this matter, you can do it yourself", and then turned into a white light and drilled back into the fat man's body.
The fat man was completely confused, and looked at me with a urinous face: "Oh, this Brother Xu is too off the chain, this... Finished. ”
"Don't be embarrassed for Brother Xu, he must have something unspeakable, but this Brother Xu's attitude is really suspicious, I think, let's talk to them first, I think their family of three is not evil, it doesn't look like a dirty thing like a ghost." I pulled the fat man and said.
In fact, seeing a family of three nervously snuggling together, the fat man also softened, after all, these three people have not done anything unfavorable to us so far, of course, the stubble that pinched my neck for a while has to be counted.
So, the fat man and I slowly walked towards the family of three, and the man stood up and blocked the two mothers behind him, looked at us, and said, "If you want revenge, come at me, don't hurt my family, they are pitiful enough, I will never allow anyone to hurt them again, anyone." ”
I smiled bitterly: "The fat man and I have recovered our strength, I believe you can also see that with the soul beads in our bodies, I'm afraid you are not opponents, so let's really talk calmly, none of us have jumped into the well with any child, what is the deep hatred and hatred, we can always find a solution acceptable to both sides." ”
The man's face moved, and I could see that his personality was actually quite gentle, but he was a little afraid of guilt, so I touched my neck with my hand, which was still aching, and looked at the maid behind him: "Hey, you've been pinching me for a long time, I didn't say anything, I just wanted to nag, it's not too much." ”
The maiden Lou tightened her daughter, bit her lip and thought for a while, and nodded.
"That's good, have you played Russian roulette, of course, I don't have a revolver, and I don't have to be so bloody, let's just ask a question one by one, ask in shifts, do you see it." With the maid's consent, I looked at the man again and asked.
"Okay, you can ask first." That man really has the style of a humble gentleman, and took the initiative to ask me first.
"What are your origins, are you humans, ghosts, or mountain ghosts?" Without waiting for me to speak, the fat man preemptively raised the question in his heart.
(Sorry, folks, it's late, sorry.) Also, thank you for not giving up, eight steps are nothing to repay, code word feedback, thank you,)