At this time, the sound of suona and horn in the ears became more and more harsh and excited, but the strange thing was that Wei Langtou and Old Wei Tou didn't seem to hear it, and no one came out to check what was going on.

Only Wei Erzi was stunned with his back to us, concentrating on what he was doing at the table.

The fat man and I cautiously walked behind Wei Er's stunned son, and shouted tentatively: "Hey, Er's stunned, what are you doing, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night." ”

Hearing us call him, Wei Erzi trembled, and then slowly turned his head, and I saw the fat man, and I held it in my chest at that time: I saw Wei Erzi rubbed a thick layer of white powder on his face, and drew two bright red faces with a lipstick pen, and his mouth was also smeared with blood.

Looking at him again, the upper body is a black vest, and the lower body is a black robe, so with this dress, the whole thing is a common paper figure in a funeral home, guiding the way for the deceased's spirit.

What's even more strange is that Wei Erzi's eyes were straight, he looked behind us with a weird smile on his face, and said faintly: "Father-in-law, mother-in-law, Wei Hong, you came to pick me up, hehe"

The fat man and I secretly screamed badly, almost instinctively rushed forward, and then pinched the vajra finger in his hand and turned back suddenly, as expected, the family of three surnamed Lu was standing less than three meters behind us with a blue-gray face, looking at us with a grim smile.

It's time to come, it's coming.

To be honest, if it weren't for being in this weird atmosphere, and the complexion of the family of three was not a black death, this family of three definitely belonged to the category of outstanding appearance and temperament.

However, in the dim hall like a blood mist, looking at three men and women with faces like green radishes smiling happily at us, this situation, the fat man and I only had one feeling in our hearts, that is, we picked up the big ashtray, closed our eyes and smashed the three faces that would have nightmares for half a year after looking at them, so that even our parents couldn't recognize them.

"It's their mistake." I turned my head and asked the fat man.

The fat man nodded: "If it's fake, the parents of the family have led the girl to the door to force the marriage." ”

"Hey, I said, do you have a grudge against Wei Er?" Looking at the family of three who were smiling happily, I raised my voice and asked, the reason why I asked this is because I think that if their family and Wei Er have a grudge that is unresolved, then we have to ask the truth of the matter before we do it.

Because, if there is a grudge between them in the previous life, one party will take revenge in this life, which is the cycle of cause and effect, the retribution of good and evil, and it is a well-documented reincarnation in the book of life and death held by the judge of the prefecture, and no one can change it at will.

If we forcibly prevent one party from seeking revenge, it is to change the record in the book of life and death, that is, to go against the sky, not only will we lose our longevity, but the rescued person will also be sent to the hell of Ah Bi and suffer the pain of never returning.

Moreover, I seem to be chatting with them, but in fact I am also buying myself time to think, because, as the fat man said, I can't tell whether they are ghosts or not with my yin and yang eyes.

Since my debut, this is the first time I have encountered such a thing.

Therefore, I want to talk and touch the bottom of the other party, if there is still room for negotiation, it can be solved through negotiation and negotiation, if necessary, please bring out the spirit of Xu Yujing in the fat man's body, sing two voices of Peking Opera, let them know the difficulties and retreat, it is also considered a soldier who surrenders without a fight, why not.

However, the family of three completely ignored the friendly message I released, and slowly approached me and the fat man step by step, which seemed to be definitely not good.

The fat man and I knew the truth of the stick and carrots, so when I saw the family of three smiling together, I quickly took out the five thunder oil pool fire rune paper and blocked it in front, and at the same time, the fat man took off his clothes with a "swish", revealing a body of hob meat with three layers of flowers, and stepped on the nine palaces and eight turns, pinched the fingers of the gods with both hands, and muttered to himself.

The family of three stopped and watched with great interest as our brothers were playing with interest, especially the girl, who was even more happy.

It is said that the girl has willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, which can be regarded as a bit of posture, but there is a layer of blue-gray gas faintly floating on her face, which is an invisibly extra layer of weird color on her originally delicate face, plus she loves to laugh, and when she smiles, she reveals a mouthful of white broken teeth, how to look like a poisonous spider that bites.

I bowed my front legs and hind legs in front of the fat man, and I was expecting him to pretend to recite a few words of "moonlight, shine on the big bed" and invite Xu Yujing out to cover the field, because, since I swallowed the soul beads by mistake with the fat man, I can summon any ghost almost without any obstacles, without the help of spells and magic weapons, so, I put on this posture of a thunderous protector, but I just want to deter the other party psychologically, don't be scared, our buddies are also a bit of a master, I don't believe you look at this posture, how professional.

However, my legs were numb, the expression on my face froze for too long, and the corners of my mouth began to twitch involuntarily, but the dead fat man was still scratching his head and slapping his ass like dancing a peacock dance, which made me angry, and I couldn't help but scold him: "You are scratching your head and making a gesture there, can you do the right thing first." ”

The fat man seemed to be a little anxious, and when he saw the sweat in his head, he stepped on the main palace, put his hands together, and asked the handprints of the divine finger to pass through the three acupoints of the purple palace of the abdomen and chest, the chongmen, and the three acupoints of the middle of the body, and approached the two acupoints of Huagai Yangbai on the top of his head, and at the same time chanted "Killing Ghost Curse" loudly in his mouth:

Taishang Laojun taught me to kill ghosts, and my gods, call the jade girl, collect ominous, mountaineering stone cracks, wear seals, wear a canopy, tiptoe burly, support Liujia on the left, guard Liuding on the right, there is a yellow god in front, there is a Yue chapter in the back, the god kills, does not avoid the strong, first kill the evil ghost, and then cut the night light, what god does not ambush, what ghost dares to be? Haste as a law"

The fat man's "swoop" word can be said to have used enough dantian power, and it shook my ears to buzz, I said in my heart that this time it was done, let alone Xu Yujing, it's not good, the fat man invited Li Yuanba to come up.

However, after waiting for a long time, I heard the fat man put a zigzag fart very tactfully, and then leaned down with a frown, and whispered: "I'm fucking his uncle, why don't you fucking feel wrong today, I feel like I can't get hard, or you will stand up for a while." ”

"My day, you can't say it early, isn't this a waste of expression, you unlucky boy." Seeing that the fat man dropped the chain, I couldn't help but feel angry and funny, so I pulled the fat man back, "it, you'll be strained at the critical moment, look at my brother or mine." ”

At this time, the family of three was even happier, but the happier they were, the more terrible the expression on their faces became.

This time, I thought, the fat man is planted, if I don't show my real skills, these three freaks should look down on us, and then it's not easy to talk about, thinking of this, my heart is horizontal, and I silently recited the five thunder oil pool fire charm spell in my mouth, and at the same time shook the five thunder oil pool fire spell paper in my right hand against the wind, eh, the rune paper actually did not burn.

I was stunned, thinking to myself, the paper is damp, no, this rune paper burns actually depends on the true qi and energy accumulated by the spell itself, the real Taoist real person with high mana, even if the rune is painted on the water, it can still burn, that's the reason.

However, tonight is really hell, this tried and tested "windward trick" turned out to be ineffective, and my old face was red, because the family of three had already begun to "eat" and cover their mouths, and looking at me was like watching a bear perform smoking.

I sweated profusely, and shook the rune paper in the wind, hey, I'm going crazy, the rune paper seemed to chill me, and it was still pinched in the palm of my hand unharmed, and not even a spark came out.

Damn, the yellow mounting paper of this talisman can't be made of refractory materials, I looked at the rune paper over and over again, but I couldn't see why.

At this moment, the fat man leaned over with a sympathetic face, and reached out to hand me a lighter: "Kaizi, this is a windproof lighter, let's make do with it." ”

Ho, this makes me angry, and my heart says that your brain is in the water or in the microwave oven is too oily, if this rune paper is lit with a lighter, it is estimated that the only role is to light a cigarette.

Seeing me and the fat brother changing shifts and showing up "full of interest", the family of three can see hi, seeing that I am only sulking, and the rune paper in my hand is also thrown away, the girl named Lu Weihong still shouted: "Go on, hurry up, I'm in a hurry, hehe"

This makes me angry, is there such a playful person, ah, we haven't played enough together, right, let's continue, isn't this a shameful person.

I sat on the ground angrily, and raised my chin at the family of three: ", if people don't offend me, I won't offend anyone, if people offend me, I will give three points, say, what do you want to do." ”

Seeing that the fat man and I were deflated, the man couldn't help but smile, so he pointed out the window with his finger, signaling us to listen to the suona and trumpet, and then pointed his finger at his ear: "Why do you say this, we are just here to take my uncle back to the round house, and there is no malice." ”

"Hey, stop, take my uncle back to the round house, then do you still plan to send my uncle back?" The fat man looked at the man and sneered.

"Hehe, since you have signed the Yin Marriage Deed, you are naturally willing to join our Lu family, how can there be any reason to come back." The man was extremely well cultivated, and he didn't care about the fat man's disrespect, but he still explained with a smile.

"What's that, Yin Marriage Contract, what's that?" I heard the man mention the Yin Marriage Deed, and I guessed that it was the paper marriage contract that the fat man forced Wei Er to sign in a daze, and I couldn't help but want to see it.

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