readx;?“ The highest level of the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Talisman is to use it in conjunction with the sword qi, which can increase the power of the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Talisman several times, I just want you to see how to use the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Talisman correctly, so I have consumed it with him until now, but I am tired to death. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info" Uncle Li looked at the two halves of Hao Youliao's corpse, which was turning into smelly green pus, frowned, and quickly hid to the side.

"No, uncle, it looks like you're very afraid of him, otherwise why don't you dare to face him directly, you have to be a fat man, hehe" I saw that Uncle Li was still lying in the fat man's body, and I couldn't help but joke with him.

"Fuck, you still have the fucking face to say, what's the matter with you, didn't you tell you to walk along the loess road, and then I picked you up at the three-color stone, why did you come here, this is a forbidden place, ghosts are not allowed to enter, once found, they will be severely punished, your uncle and I are on the body of a fly, is that I am afraid that the wall has ears, and other ghosts will see it, these perverted Wang Balambs, Yin damage, not only like to abuse ghosts in a different way, but also willing to calculate colleagues, that is really to the death." Uncle Li glared at me, first asked why we didn't take the prescribed route, and then turned to the mutual conflict between the ghosts and ghosts in the underworld, looking very indignant.

I pulled Shen Han and told us as briefly as possible about what happened along the way, including being tricked by that ghost to go the wrong way, and then relying on that golden arrow to happen to break the puzzle and enter the paper clothes mountain, etc., Uncle Li was also shocked when he heard it, and he was really surprised by our bizarre encounter of being frightening step by step and dying in life.

"Okay, it's all uncle's fault, let you children suffer such a big crime, hey, don't say it, let's go, let's go home." Uncle Li turned his back and quietly touched his face, seeing that my heart was hot, this old liar really felt sorry for us.

Of course, I pretended not to see the scene where Uncle Li's sorrow came from it at all, they are all gentlemen, we will care about many things very much, and we will pretend to be in the most secret place in our hearts, but we will definitely not show it in the face, his uncle, he really learns from someone, unconsciously, even I have a subconscious that is willing to pretend, it is really sad.

"Look at me, I'm really old, why am I still staying in Yifei's body, hehe" It can be seen that our arrival has made Uncle Li very happy, just like the parents of their children who have come home to visit their relatives, happily picking up this and forgetting that, not knowing what to do.

At this moment, Uncle Li remembered that he had been occupying the fat man's body, so he rushed to stomp his feet and forced his Yuan Shen out of the fat man's body.

Seeing the fat man trembling all over, we saw the old liar Li Shu'er who we loved and hated both and looked at me and Shen Han with a smile on his face, the smile was still obscene, just like the previous obscene, but it made our hearts feel very warm and down-to-earth.

After the fat man looked at Uncle Li, Shen Han, and me in a daze, he closed his eyes as if he was drunk, and then opened them, looked at Uncle Li, and cheered: "Uncle, is it really you, oops, I can look forward to you, I want you to die, haha"

Looking at the fat man who was not adulterated in his true feelings, Uncle Li'er's newly adjusted emotions were out of control again, and he was about to reach out to touch the fat man's swollen face, but he was almost choked by the next sentence blurted out by the fat man: "Uncle, why are you dressed so plainly, what's wrong, what's going on at home." ”

This made Uncle Li angry, the five fingers of the outstretched hand were forked, rounded, "pop", and the back of the fat man's head was a big-necked slipper: "Little turtle lamb, as soon as you meet, you curse me for having an accident, right, I'm dead, who else in the family will die, you, you two, ah,." ”

Shen Han and I were amused by these two living treasures, one old and one young, and laughed.

The fat man was not happy, he shook his neck, twisted his waist again, and said very curiously: "Just now, I felt that the whole person lost consciousness, and then I felt like I was floating in the clouds in a daze, and after the cold Ding fell from the clouds again, I woke up in a fright, no, why don't I have a place in my body that doesn't hurt, uncle, you tell me the truth, are you on my body again, hey, I'll go, how can you be a harm to me, what are you addicted to, my God." ”

The fat man peed and looked at Uncle Li who was smiling evilly, he really wanted to cry without tears, and he didn't have a temper at all.

After I laughed with the fat man, as well as Shen Han and Uncle Li for a while, Uncle Li, who was laughing so much that he could kill flies with a wrinkled face, suddenly hissed.

"What's wrong, uncle, hemorrhoids are committed, and I'm tired of climbing the nipple mountain of the Filipino ladies at night, hehe" After the fat man finished speaking, he quickly jumped out three meters away, avoiding Uncle Li's merciful hand.

"You're not a big or small turtle lamb, hehe" Uncle Li couldn't help laughing, but after laughing, he began to frown sadly, "Originally, I was looking for you to wait for you at the three-color stone, which is secluded, and it is easy to meet ghosts or anything, but now, we have to go over the paper clothes mountain, and we have to pass through an empty field, it is difficult to ensure that we will not be seen by other ghosts, how can this be done." ”

"Isn't it over just saying that we are your newly detained ghosts, anyway, the three flavors of true fire on our bodies have been turned off, and there is no yang energy on our bodies, and those ghosts must not be able to see flaws." I thought about it for a moment and suggested.

"No, this is a forbidden place where ghosts are not allowed to be lured by the underworld, and I came here to detain the soul, isn't that looking for a disease by myself, but what you said reminds me that you can pretend to be ghosts, and there are thousands of ghosts in this underworld, and there are many people who don't know each other, so you can fool the past...... Well, Xiao Kai, you smell of ghosts, what's the matter. Uncle Li suddenly raised his eyes and stared at me and asked.

"Ahh I was also blinded by Uncle Li's question, and after thinking about it, I reacted, it turned out that when I entered the ghost gate in the small western-style building, the ghost sent the gods, and I secretly pinned the golden arrow and the soul lamp on my waist and brought it in.

It seems that Uncle Li smelled the ghosts of the three tomb robbers from the Qing Dynasty who were claustrophobic in the soul lamp, the old female ghost he met in the Wei Langtou Hotel, and the unlucky sniper sent by Hong Jinye to plot against us.

I immediately reported the ins and outs of these five ghosts to Uncle Li, and Uncle Li nodded: "When you arrive in the underworld, these five ghosts can no longer hide in the soul lamp, otherwise once they are smelled by other ghosts, they will arrest you for the crime of harboring and smuggling ghosts, and the punishment will be very severe." ”

"What should I do, uncle?" As soon as I heard what Uncle Li said was so serious, I didn't have an idea, I knew that I wouldn't bring this unlucky soul lamp, didn't I.

"This rush step by step, as if it had been arranged in advance, it really has its own number in the dark." Uncle Li pretended to be forced to come to a Buddhist saying, and then continued: "In this way, you pretend to be ghosts, and then summon those five ghosts, just say that they are ghosts who strayed into the forbidden land, and were caught and punished by us, and this can only be the case, no, there are so many things in the underworld, you can't even take care of yourself, why do you still want to bring them." ”

"I don't know, it's just subconsciously, really." I really don't know why I brought the dementor lamp and the golden arrow to the underworld at that time, and it wasn't until later, when these two things repeatedly rescued us from desperate situations, that I realized that it was actually an instinctive perception and defense of danger that every animal has, but human beings have long lost.

After discussing it, I took off the soul lamp from my waist, and Uncle Li looked at the clumsy soul lamp, and silently recited a few words of soul arrest spell in his mouth, and detained the five ghosts who were trembling.

Of course, as a dedicated, tireless veteran old costume criminal, Uncle Li naturally will not let go of this opportunity that can let him enjoy himself, as for how he lectured the five ghosts, and bluffed the five ghosts into a daze, he almost held the tombstone and shouted "Ali Ali, we love you, you are always domineering", and since then, he has passed it off without mentioning it.

After finishing the training, seeing that the five ghosts lowered their eyebrows, bowed their heads, and looked at themselves in shock, Li Shu'er was used, and his old face was completely smiling into an American chrysanthemum, and he couldn't help but laugh at me and the fat man, and Shen Han couldn't help laughing, and finally knew what it meant to pretend to be old and strong.

However, seeing that Uncle Li could be so happy, the fat man and I still felt a little comforted in our hearts, after all, there are not many times when we can make his old man so happy.

Let's say that the fat man and I are complimenting Uncle Li with every word and making fun of him, I heard Shen Han exclaim: "The Taoist temple is on fire." ”

Our master was shocked, and when he looked back, no, the Shenxiao Temple was already dancing wildly and the smoke was billowing at this time, and a good Taoist temple was burned into a ball of fire in an instant.

But the strange thing is that although the burning Taoist temple is only 10 meters away from us, and the fire is fierce, we do not feel the burning sensation of the heat wave, but feel that the temperature around us is dropping sharply, and our bodies are getting colder and colder.

"This is the underworld, everything is cold and cold, including this yin fire, but also the ghost heart, you will know it after staying for a long time." Uncle Li saw our doubts, sighed with feeling, and said quietly.

"By the way, uncle, I remembered, the statue I saw enshrined in this Taoist temple just now is Grandma Jiu, that is, the cat-faced old lady, and it won't have anything to do with Lu Yufeng's bastards." When I saw the Taoist temple, I immediately remembered the terrifying scene I had just seen inside, so I said to Uncle Li, the fat man, and Shen Han.

"Well, what's going on, I'm stunned, quick." Uncle Li'er glared, and was also a little surprised.

So, I picked out the key points about the statue of the Nine Grandmothers I saw when I entered the Taoist temple just now, and the burning of the two ghost boys.

"Needless to say, this fire was indirectly set by you, but it's good that this kind of demon view is burned, so as to save another disaster, what, it's not appropriate to stay here for a long time, let's go home first." Uncle Li obviously had something in mind, but he didn't say it, just urged us to leave immediately.

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