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"Well, wait a while, how can you go out like this, it's too unprofessional, come, it's the first time to meet, and my uncle will give you a gift on the whole day, it will be regarded as a red envelope, come, one for each person, there will be it." While Uncle Li was grinding and chattering in his mouth, he really reached out and pulled it out of his arms.

"Stop it, you, just your little bit of bad goods, don't take it, hehe" Seeing that Uncle Li was going to move seriously, the fat man and I were busy stopping him, and said that you have always said big things to make Xiao Qian'er unlucky, what good things can you come up with, not all of the knockoffs that our little brothers burned to you, what quality of those things we have cleared, you better keep it yourself.

However, the five ghosts who were holding back in the soul lamp were quite uncomfortable, but they were looking forward to it, and they all craned their necks to see what good things Uncle Li could pull out.

Uncle Li smiled narrowly, took out four pieces of fabric from his arms that looked very soft and thin like cicada wings, and with a shake in the wind, they stretched out into four white robes, which looked quite familiar.

"Come, one for each person, put them all on, the Buddha relies on gold clothes, ghosts rely on clothes, put on new clothes, hey, it's really worthy of your ghost body, hehe" Uncle Li handed the white robe to the four ghosts.

Seeing that it was just a white robe, the old female ghost and the sniper looked a little disappointed, but they didn't dare to say anything, so they took it and put it on. However, the three tomb robbers from the Qing Dynasty "migrant workers" happily took the white robe in Uncle Li's hand, not to mention, and they were not willing to put it on, the brothers and sisters got together, touched the fabric of the white robe, and admired it in their mouths: "Oh, this material is really dense, it looks like foreign cloth, or the old lady can weave such a good cotton cloth, right?" ”

"Fuck, Uncle Li, you really can, you don't burn paper when you go to the grave, you fool the ghosts, aren't these white robes, aren't they, aren't they......" I patted my head, and finally remembered that these white robes are not the ghost clothes that those ghosts wear when they go to Huangquan Road?!

This old liar, can really fool people, a few prison uniforms are not to be worn by people, and they are also deceived by people as gifts, why don't you give each person a deputy handcuffs, my day.

"Hehe, you kid talks too much, it hurts your kidneys." Uncle Li glanced at me, and I hurriedly swallowed the second half of the words back into my stomach.

Uncle Li looked at the five ghosts who looked like monks in robes who were about to go to the church to pray, nodded with satisfaction, then looked at me and the fat man, raised his voice and said, "What, you two think you are special, you have to change too!" ”

"Damn, you're not going to let us wear this stuff too, I'm ugly to say that I don't wear it, you just say I won't wear it." I saw Uncle Li looking at me and the fat man smiling obscenely, and I knew that this old bulb might be holding back some bad thing to tease the two of us, so I stared at him vigilantly and said.

"That's right, we are the eyes of the masses, your little fancy intestines are not good for us here, you better save some effort to go back and serve the Filipino lady, hehe" The dead fat man is not stupid, when he saw that I was the first to seal his mouth, he also learned Xiaoping's Sichuan accent and said to Uncle Li, which means that what should you do, why should you go, and I will be beaten as soon as possible.

", two little white-eyed wolves, what do you think of your uncle, class enemy or hostile force? I mean, you have to change your clothes, when the fuck did you see a ghost guy dressed in Giordano, huh? "Uncle Li was disgusted by me and the fat man, and told the truth.

As soon as the fat man and I heard Uncle Li say this, we were relieved, knowing that this unobtrusive old liar really didn't make fun of us this time, if we really wore this Giordano to enter the underworld, within a hundred steps, we would have to be sent by 3,000 ghosts to take down the street and correct the Fa on the spot.

"It doesn't take much trouble, haven't you learned the use of the obstacle charm in it, just pull it with a stroke, isn't it over, hehe" It seems that using the obstacle charm to disguise us as ghosts is a method that Uncle Li has already considered, so he is so confident.

"However, there are no locust trees and no willow trees here, how can you make a blind charm?" I looked around the slate, and my face was difficult.

"The blinding charm is actually a trick to obstruct the eyes, take the leaves of the locust and willow trees, it is nothing more than to take their yin energy, close the yang energy of people's eyes, so that they will hallucinate, unconsciously controlled by you, what you want them to see, there will be phantoms in their minds that you want them to see, understand. Now that we are in the underworld, we lack everything, and there is no shortage of yin energy, so what do you still use acacia and willow leaves, so what, come, uncle will help you draw talismans. As she spoke, Uncle Li grabbed my right hand and picked up her index finger to stuff it into her mouth.

"Uncle, just say it, why are you still getting started?" As if I had been stung by a wasp, I withdrew my right hand with lightning speed.

"No, I want to bite your index finger and use your yin blood to draw a blinding charm on each of your eyebrows, so that you can transform into a disguise." Uncle Li explained.

"Ah, that's what it means, that's fine, eh, but I don't need you to bite, I'll do it myself. Good fellow, the moment you bit my index finger just now, it was like gnawing on a chicken's paws, and it was so hard that it almost bit my finger off. I looked at Uncle Li with a malicious smile on his face, and while complaining, my upper and lower teeth snapped, biting my index finger and squeezing out the blood.

Uncle Li didn't talk nonsense this time, he dipped his right index finger in my yin blood, and drew a vertical version of the blind face on the eyebrows of me, the fat man, and Shen Han, respectively, and we felt as if there was a hot breath penetrating into the body along the eyebrows, and began to spread in the limbs and bones around the body, and the whole person felt very comfortable, as if taking a very comfortable hot bath.

A few minutes later, at the urging of Uncle Li, we reluctantly opened our eyes, looked at each other like this, and almost didn't bite our tongues.

"Hey, Yang Xiaokai, you and the fat man are standing together, and you really look like the two fat and thin servants who escorted Lin Chong to the wild boar forest, and their expressions are similar, they are both roe deer-headed rats, hehe" Shen Han looked at me, and then at the fat man, and couldn't help but "poof" and be happy.

"Hey, hey, girl, it's not good to laugh at fifty steps and take a hundred steps, in fact, you ...... Hehe, hehe" The fat man pinched his chin and looked Shen Han up and down, and deliberately said half of the words, causing Shen Han to be completely confused in his heart.

Shen Han looked down at his clothes and the small soap boots on his feet, and then looked at me with some weakness: "Yang Xiaokai, you tell me the truth, what has become of me, you should say it quickly." ”

Looking at Shen Han, whose face was anxious and began to flush, I forcibly held back my smile, holding back my prostate with a faint pain, and then said seriously: "Don't listen to the fat man disgusting you, he is jealous You know no." Well, haven't you seen it, isn't there a peerless girl who is not safe to be a waiter, crying and shouting to catch fast, you are like her, sassy and heroic, a heroine, hehe... Alas, Uncle Li, no, why do we all wear black clothes, but you wear white, why are you a police inspector and wear a white shirt? ”

Seriously, I don't know which heartless eye designed the uniform of the female ghost in this underworld, although the style is generally similar to the errand uniform of the ancient male servant, but a red silk scarf is tied at the buckle on the chest near the shoulder, how do you look at it, it looks like the mother Sang who is bridging and soliciting business among the prostitutes, and it seems that the fat man who has never been a good bird also thought of this, so he looked at Shen Han and smiled. And after I looked at Shen Han for a while, I couldn't hold it back, I really wanted to laugh, so I took advantage of the reason that Uncle Li was inconsistent with the color of our clothes, and quickly changed the topic and attention, so as not to really laugh.

"Ah, that's the case, the color of the ghost's clothes in the underworld shows his level, the lowest level is black, followed by green, white, cyan, and the highest level is purple, your master and I can mix well, so wear white clothes and ride a red horse, understand?" Uncle Li looked at me and the fat man, as well as the five ghosts who had gone up to the elevator building with his admiration for him, and continued: "Of course, except for the two ** brothers who are black and white, their filial piety clothes are signs, and they have nothing to do with the level. ”

"Okay, I've been grinding with you for half a day, let's be stunned and hurry, we still have to go through a barren land, and then go through the ghost mud before we can get to the three-color stone, this day will change, go quickly." Uncle Li looked up at the sky that had become cloudy and red like blood, and said urgently.

We stopped talking about idleness, sorted out the errand clothes on our bodies, Uncle Li took the lead, the five ghosts lined up in a column in the middle, Shen Han followed behind the ghosts, and the fat man and I were ready to turn to the back of the paper clothes mountain first, and then find a way down the mountain.

It was very convenient to say that the errand clothes that Uncle Li had conjured up were really convenient, and there were built-in pockets inside and sleeves, so I took off the golden arrows and soul lamps pinned to the waistband of my trousers, and stuffed them all into the big pockets close to my chest, and then tightened my belt, and prepared to stride forward with ease.

"Wait, he has an old leg, almost forgot a good thing, a fly, since you worshiped as a teacher, the master has not given you any decent self-defense weapons, today is just right, please not meet by chance, but also your coincidence, I will borrow flowers to offer Buddha, send you a favor." Uncle Li was just about to leave, when he suddenly stopped with a sudden brake, then turned around and looked at the fat man with a smile and said.

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