Chapter 11 Open the coffin and see the corpse
I saw that the dagger was shining with cold light, obviously very sharp, and I was unarmed, so I suddenly coaxed: "This lord, if you have something to say, what kind of knife to move, we are all civilized people, civilized people, we want to solve the problem in a civilized way, come, let's put down the knife, sit down and make tea and chat, I know that there are several red light districts in the city, why don't we go shopping another day?" Don't worry, I'm in for a treat! ”
After saying so much in one breath, my mouth was dry, and I couldn't help but lick my lips. But the dwarf didn't listen to me so much, and rushed up and stabbed me with a dagger.
", you grandson, you actually bullied me an unarmed handsome guy, you will be punished!" I dodged a move, immediately turned around and ran, shouting as I ran, "Kill the handsome guy!" Help me! ”
Who knew that when I shouted like this, the dwarf chased after him, obviously jealous that I was more handsome than him! But seeing the silver dagger in his hand, I still spread my feet and ran in the direction of Xiaomeng, shouting at Xiaomeng to save me quickly while running.
Who knew that I got into the grass where I was hiding just now, but Derpy was gone, it must be that Xiaomeng's mother-in-law deliberately manipulated me, but I didn't dare to stop at this time, and ran all the way down the mountain.
The short man was obviously not covered, and he was chasing him very closely, and I felt that the distance between the two of us was shrinking, and it was not an option to run like this.
I gritted my teeth and thought I had to gamble.
The way down the hill was very steep, and it was not easy to stop, just as the short man's hand was about to reach my back, I suddenly crouched down, and the short man obviously did not expect me to do this, and before he could react, he kicked me, and I screamed in pain, but the short man tripped and fell and rolled straight down the mountain.
"It hurts your grandfather and me to death." I myself rolled several laps on the mountain road before stopping, but the short man's kick was in my thigh, and if it had been in the head, I might have passed out by now.
I got up in embarrassment, and saw that the dwarf who fell down the mountain didn't know if he hit his head, and actually fainted, I smiled and walked up to remove my belt, tied the dwarf strongly, and kicked him again, seeing that he didn't react, he lifted his pants and walked back, I forgot about the little cute pit, and Derpy actually followed his sister to play with me, if it weren't for my wit, I don't know how dangerous it would be now.
But now is not the time to blame them, I climbed back with my pants up, walked back to the grass where I had been hiding, and poked my head out to look at the tall man who was still next to the car, and by this time Moe and Derpy had already stood up and were facing the tall man.
"Damn, it's a bad day." The tall man also took out a dagger from behind him, alas, for the bad guys like to use daggers, dare you take out a gun, now it is a technological society.
I was thinking about it when I saw Xiaomeng step forward and kick the dagger in the tall man's hand, and the tall man took two steps back and pulled out a pistol.
, I can't wait to slap myself, it's really a crow's mouth, what to say, it's not easy to do now, I know Xiaomeng is good, but I can't stand up to a gun.
"Xiaomeng is in trouble."
I saw a big rock at my feet, so I picked up the big stone and went around behind the tall man, who had no idea that I could get rid of the short man, and turned back behind him, who was pretending to be a pistol at this time.
"Scared, aren't you? I'm afraid. The tall man pointed a gun at Xiao Meng and the two and said viciously.
I sneaked up behind him, and Meng and Derpy also spotted me, pretending not to see it, and Meng was the most exaggerated, and deliberately acted very scared, hiding behind Derpy, I think she wanted to use Derpy as a shield.
I quietly lifted the stone and was about to smash it down, who knew that my pants suddenly loosened and fell directly to my calf, fortunately I wore my favorite SpongeBob SquarePants little Nene today, Xiaomeng blushed when she saw this scene.
"You also ate the gall of a leopard today, and you dare to stop ......"
"What a comparison!" Before the tall man could finish speaking, I threw a stone on his head, and he fainted before he could scream.
I quickly held the tall man down for fear that he would wake up suddenly, but my lower body was still cold, so I quickly shouted to Derpy, "Derpy, hurry up and help!" ”
Xiao Meng stopped Derpy from coming over, covered his mouth and laughed, don't I rely on this to play with me?
But fortunately, Xiaomeng didn't mess around with it, she came up and turned out the hemp rope from the car, and tied a dead knot up and down to the tall man.
I took the tall man's belt off and buttoned it up on my pants, it was a shame.
Xiao Meng smiled from ear to ear, and said that I was small, and I said angrily: "This is an incomplete state, let you see my complete body another day!" ”
Alas, don't mention it, Xiaomeng's subsequent slap made me still a little dizzy.
I touched my hot face and opened the truck bed with Derpy, and saw a coffin inside that had long been tattered and unshaped, with fresh loess and grass roots on it, and a few small insects coming out of it from time to time.
I looked at Xiaomeng and asked, "What should I do now?" ”
Xiao Meng also walked into the carriage, glanced at the coffin and said: "The adult that these two people said just now is definitely not a good person, they stole the corpse of the martyr, there must be their purpose, I want to see what is wrong with the corpse of this martyr, open the coffin!" ”
I hurriedly stopped Xiao Meng, who was rolling up her sleeves: "No, this is a martyr, how can we turn over other people's corpses at will?" ”
"You are stupid, how can you solve the problem if you don't check it? If it is not solved, the corpse of the martyr will be remembered for a lifetime, you saved this time, and what about the next time? Could it be that you have to stay by the martyr's grave for the rest of your life? Xiao Meng scolded as if he hated iron but not steel.
I have to say that Xiaomeng made a lot of sense, so I had to compromise. Let go aside and open the coffin for Xiaomeng.
"What are you looking at from the sidelines? Still hands-on? Xiaomeng scolded.
, it turns out that grandma didn't you come in person? I saw that Xiao Meng looked like she was going to eat me, although I was very afraid to see the corpse, but I still went up to open the coffin, after all, the corpse is dead, Xiao Meng is alive, and Xiao Meng is a little more terrible in comparison.
The coffin had long since been corroded over the years, but Derpy and I had to push the lid open, and inside the coffin we saw a decomposed corpse in an unrecognizable human form, and nothing else.
I forcibly resisted vomiting ** and observed the corpse, only to see that the corpse was highly decomposed, and it had long been glued to the shroud, and there were maggots constantly wriggling back and forth in the body, and then looking up, half of the corpse's head disappeared, and it was estimated that the martyr died because of this. Seeing this, I couldn't help but run to the side and vomit.
I don't think I will want to eat meat again for a month.
But Xiao Meng stared at the corpse, frowned and said, "It's not quite right." ”
"What's wrong?" I asked, leaning on the stone, pale.
"Nails, and hair." Derpy said, pointing to the corpse.