Xiao Meng stared at the corpse, frowned and said, "It's not quite right. ”

"What's wrong?" I asked, leaning on the stone, pale.

"Nails, and hair." Derpy said, pointing to the corpse.

I plucked up the courage to take another look at the corpse, and found that the corpse's nails were actually more than 30 centimeters long, and his hair had grown to nearly a meter, and it was piled on top of his half-half head.

"Why is his nails and hair still growing when he's dead?" I asked, horrified.

Xiao Meng replied: "Our Lushan faction's attainments in feng shui are not high, but looking at this posture, when the martyr was buried, someone must have made a bad heart and found a place of extreme yin for him, plus the martyr's heroic soul is not gone, this corpse may have turned evil." As long as you come into contact with yang energy again, there is a possibility of awakening. ”

"So powerful? Let's hurry up and close the lid on the coffin. As soon as I heard this serious, I quickly beckoned Derpy to come over and close the lid of the coffin together, so that the corpse would not become evil, and who knew that at this time, the voice of the dwarf came from behind me: "I didn't expect the boat to capsize in the gutter." ”

"Get out of the way!" A gunshot rang out, and I was pushed by Xiaomeng, and I fell directly into the coffin, and had a close contact with the corpse of the martyr.

"it!" I looked at the terrifying faces that were close at hand, and was just about to crawl out when I heard Moe shouting to Derpy, "Derpy! Hurry up and close the lid and don't let that dwarf come close! ”

"Wait! I haven't gone out yet! As soon as I looked up, I heard Derpy close the lid of the coffin, and my head hit the lid of the coffin, and I lowered my head in pain, who knew that I actually kissed the corpse mouth to mouth!

"Wow......" I couldn't help it, and spit out the corpse in the face, seeing that I was going to vomit out the overnight meal.

"Don't be surprised, don't be surprised, big brother, you are still quite handsome, but the years are not forgiving." I was afraid that I would commit this martyr, so I quickly wiped the martyr's face with my clothes.

Rubbing and rubbing, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and I couldn't help but shiver: "Why is it suddenly cold in this coffin." ”

I lowered my head, almost losing my soul, only to see the corpse of the martyr under me, I don't know when I had opened my eyes.

I hurriedly covered the corpse's eyes: "I didn't see you didn't see anything, please close your eyes when it's dark!" ”

Who knew that this corpse was covered by me and really didn't wake up, so it didn't move, I was immediately happy, I didn't expect that my hand still had the effect of the ghost suppression talisman.

I was having fun, but I didn't expect the hand that was pressed on the corpse's face suddenly came

There was a sharp pain, and when I looked at it, I didn't know when the corpse had bitten on my little finger.

I quickly pulled out my fingers, but fortunately, the corpse's teeth were all gone, and my fingers were not a big deal when I bit them down, they just swollen up like they were caught in a clip.

I stared at the two arms of the corpse with my knees so that its claws would not scratch me, and with both hands I grabbed the corpse's neck and shouted at the top of my voice, "Derpy, you grandson, your brother-in-law is going to be bitten to death by the corpse!" Hurry up and open the coffin and let me out! ”

There was a loud bang outside the coffin, and then I heard Xiaomeng's voice: "If you talk nonsense, I will lock you in the coffin for the rest of your life!" ”

"Stop talking nonsense, save me!" I'm not angry, just now I let me deal with the dwarf alone, and now I'm locked up in a coffin with this corpse, if I hadn't been witty, I wouldn't know how many times I would have died.

Even if Xiaomeng also knew that now was not the time to make trouble, he immediately opened the coffin with Derpy, I saw that the coffin was exposed, and immediately jumped up and drilled out, who knew that before jumping out of the coffin, my ankle was grabbed by the corpse, I was unstable in my center of gravity, and fell to the ground face to the ground, so painful that I couldn't hold back a few drops of tears, and my ankle was still grabbed by the corpse at this time, I finally broke free, and quickly crawled out of the carriage with a rolling belt, and locked the carriage door as soon as I turned around.

"I'm really scared to death Dad...... I pinched a cold sweat, and saw that the dwarf had been knocked unconscious by Xiaomeng, and his face was swollen like a pig.

"How did you wake up the corpse? Could it be that you are so a**, kissing the corpse? Xiao Meng asked with a lewd smile.

"Get out! It's not like you've been cheated yet! "I felt the veins on my forehead burst.

There was a sound of heavy footsteps in the carriage, and then they slammed on the door, and I held the door to prevent the corpse from escaping: "The corpse is coming out!" Find a way! ”

Derpy was much calmer than me at this time: "Brother-in-law, get out of the way, let him out, I can deal with it!" ”

I thought to myself that my brother-in-law was sensible, and he ran away, but I didn't expect that the corpse was infinitely powerful, and directly knocked the car door into the air, and I didn't have time to run to be crushed underneath, the corpse jumped out of the car, and stepped on my back, although I was so painful that tears flowed out of a few drops, but I didn't dare to gasp, for fear that the corpse would find that there was still a person under my feet.

Seeing the corpse run out, Meng screamed and rushed towards the corpse, kicking the corpse off of me, and I took the opportunity to roll aside and hide behind Derpy.

"Derpy, I'm pestering it, hurry up and chant the spell!" Fortunately, the corpse's intelligence is low, and she was pressed and beaten by Xiao Meng, but Xiao Meng is flesh and blood after all, no matter how she attacks the corpse, she can't cause any real damage to it, she can only slow down its steps.

The corpse is infinitely powerful, and after being kicked to the shore by Xiao Meng, he actually lifted a stone and threw it at Derpy, who was closing his eyes and chanting a spell, and was about to be hit by a stone.

"Derpy, you'd better hurry up!" Seeing that I was hurt, Meng was a little anxious and urged Derpy. Derpy, who had had been with his eyes closed, suddenly opened his eyes, and I saw a golden light flash through his eyes, and then Derpy shouted at Derpy, "Sister! Get him in the coffin! ”

Xiao Meng nodded, punched and kicked the corpse, and then simply resisted the corpse, jumped into the carriage in three steps and two steps, and threw the corpse into it directly.

The female man really deserves to be a female man, and I may not be able to lift this corpse.

Derpy followed, quickly closing the lid of the coffin, muttering words in his mouth, and biting the tip of his tongue, he dipped his middle finger in the blood on the tip of his tongue and wrote a large list of runes on the lid that I couldn't read, and then the golden light flashed, and the coffin was silent in vain.

After doing all this, Derpy collapsed in the car and passed out.

When I saw Derpy's appearance, I quickly rolled my eyelids and pretended to faint, but I didn't expect Xiaomeng to come over and kick me directly, scolding: "What to pretend!" Hurry up and run away with Derpy on his back, he used the Yin and Yang Eyes just now, and the surrounding Yin Spirits will soon rush over, and if you don't run, you won't be able to run! ”

I opened my eyes and ran down the hill to get up Derpy, but before I could run I saw a bulging pocket in the pocket of the dwarf who had fainted, maybe something good, so I grabbed it and stuffed it into my pocket.

Running all the way, I almost fell down several times, Xiaomeng and I finally ran to the bottom of the mountain, and immediately called the police when we got home, at this time I was already too tired to do it, and threw Derpy on the bed, and it didn't take long for me to fall asleep.