readx;?“ Why, I'm scared. www.biquge.info"Uncle Li pushed me and the fat man hard with both hands, "Take out a little bit of the momentum of the masters, don't do it, it will make people look down on you." "Uncle Li knows me and the fat man very well, and knows that the two of us have always eaten soft rather than hard, and deliberately provoked us with words.

The fat man and I were really fooled, and were beaten by Uncle Li with such a bang (Northeast dialect: stimulation), and then they arched out of the fire, and after glancing at each other with a white face, the two of them were like beating chicken blood, "Wooo" took a few steps up the steps, and then walked towards the gate with straight eyebrows.

The fat man had fast legs, pushed me aside, and strode into the door, still saying something in his mouth: ", what's this, I'll go in, what can I do...... Ah......h

The fat man was in that person's thoughts, and seeing that he had already crossed the half-foot-high threshold, he jumped back with a cold "oh", and at the same time clenched his fists with both hands to protect his chest, and shouted loudly: "He, he, He Fang demon, what are you going to do." ”

The fat man's voice was too sudden, not only scared me so much that my endocrine system was disordered at that time, but even the old costume convict Li Shu'er, who always liked to pretend to be calm and calm when there were more people, was a thriller, and the paper handbag under the armpit fell to the ground with a "click".

Uncle Li, who felt that he had lost face and showed timidity, first looked around quickly, and saw that the head of the chapter and his minions had already been scattered, so he breathed a sigh of relief, so he quickly picked up the paper bag and clamped it again, and then looked at the fat man with an angry face, his face turned green with anger: "What the hell are you dead, what are the ghosts called, you saw Anita Mui, Leslie Cheung, and Gao Xiumin fighting the landlord inside, and your grandmother's grandson's legs." ”

"No, uncle, you, you, look at their ......" The fat man didn't care about the damage of Uncle Li's gun and stick, but just pointed in the direction of Zhumen, and spoke incoherently with excitement.

Uncle Li and I are a little curious, because we know too well the temperament of this dead fat man, Ya has always had the potential of the underworld to dare to fight and die, and has always been to see the excitement and not be afraid of chaos, born with a thief who dares to go to the room and dare to set the wolf.

Thinking of this, Uncle Li pulled me who was blocking him and affecting his vision, and craned his neck to look inside, and he was happy at that time.

I'm not happy, my heart said what are you doing here, with me in the way of your eyes, first the fat man, then Uncle Li, this guy, pull me around, what's the matter, use me as sugar to fry chestnuts,.

However, as soon as I saw Uncle Li, I suddenly became happy, which formed a strong contrast with the fat man's previous daytime expression, I immediately forgot the unhappiness in my heart, and also followed Uncle Li's example and poked my head inside.

What's going on, hey, this dead fat man ate it with fake wine mixed with pioneer pills, and he took the wrong medicine, only to see that inside the vermilion gate, two beautiful women dressed in white gauze, moth eyebrows and apricot eyes, like fairies, were looking at us with beautiful eyes and a clever smile, and I could see that Uncle Li'er was not sore at that time, and his legs were not painful, and he could climb Mount Everest to pick durian in one breath with his pants on.

"Beauty rolls beaded curtains, sits deep and frowns...... "Uncle Li has only been away from Aunt Hong for a few days, and she is a little ruthless, as soon as she saw this little lady who looks forward to her life, she shook all three legs at that time, and she chanted sour words quite excitedly.

Seeing Uncle Li and me, it was like a Komodo dragon that had seen carrion, and the fat man was really anxious, and shouted at me and Uncle Li: "What do you want, I'll go, look down, look down ......."

", what's the hurry, can't this thing come little by little, take a look at the measurements first, oops, the golden ratio......"

Uncle Li looked at the two little ladies in a daze, and walked up step by step, looking at the posture like going to the church to marry the bridegroom, but the coveted honor still looked like an old pimp with a ghost in his heart.

Seriously, Uncle Li, this old liar, is lustful, and he has always been picky or picky, and he is full of vegetables in the bowl, but his performance today is a little gaffe, and even I blushed a little when I looked at it, which was purely ashamed.

Uncle Li doesn't care if the fat man and I can hang on our faces or not, or go to the two little girls with a smile on his face.

I really couldn't see it, so I jumped over, walked a few steps, caught up with Uncle Li, and was about to persuade Uncle Li to pay attention to his image, but suddenly he was stunned, and a cold sweat came down.

Just now, because Uncle Li and I were standing at the foot of the steps, and there was a threshold blocking it, the two of us couldn't see the lower body of the two little ladies at all, to be exact, their three-inch golden lotus, but in the process of chasing Uncle Li, I jumped a few steps in a row, and at this time, I could see the feet of the two little ladies who were still smiling professionally.

What I saw was the heels of two little ladies wearing red embroidered shoes.

The two little ladies were always smiling at us, but their feet were facing in the opposite direction, and the answer was the only one: they had two faces.

Damn, this is too paradoxical, even if it's a ghost, there's no such weirdness as a two-skinned face.

I looked at the fat man with trepidation, and the fat man was in touch with me, and nodded at me with a painful expression on his face, which meant that congratulations to you for your hard work, and you got it right.

So, what kind of honor is the face of the two of them with their backs to us?

Sometimes I really admire my own unreliable and unmixed cocktail life, in this murderous situation, my first thought is not to turn around and run or protect myself, but to see the other face of those two little girls, this heart is indeed big enough, rub.

Of course, these thoughts were all fleeting, and after regaining my senses a little, I instinctively reached out and dragged Uncle Li, who was still moving forward with a nymphomaniac face, not wanting this old pervert to put himself in danger.

However, Uncle Li was like being ghosted, ignoring my obstruction, and after shaking off my hand, he continued to laugh and walk towards the two little ladies whose smiles had begun to become sinister and weird.

I was shocked, and suddenly remembered in my mind the cold mist that rushed in front of me when I dared to open the two vermilion gates, could it be that there was a mystery hidden in the mist, so that the old Jianghu Li Shu'er was tricked, and his mind was controlled by something or evil magic, so that now he is like a walking corpse, being manipulated and played with between the palms.

As soon as I thought of this, my legs were a little weak, really, it didn't matter how much risk I took or how much I was injured, but let me watch my dearest people suffer and suffer poison, I really can't stand it, I want to go crazy.

The same is true for the fat man, looking at Uncle Li, who has obviously become abnormal, the fat man is also anxious, and he reaches out to pull out the Xuantie sword from his back to chop the two little ladies who are already confused and full of demonic aura at this moment.

However, at this critical juncture, Uncle Li just quickened his pace, and his whole body was already blocked in front of the gate, so that the fat man and I couldn't get close to the two little ladies to give hot hands.

After the two little ladies looked at me and the fat man mockingly, they grinned their little scarlet mouths, revealing Bai Sensen's teeth, and their arms were raised in reverse, and the bones made a soft "click" sound due to the reverse rotation.

Uncle Li was still walking forward unconsciously, and the fingers of the two little ladies with Kou Dan red nail polish could almost touch Uncle Li's clothes.

The two hands of the two little ladies peeking out of the white veil were blue and gray in color, their muscles were stiff, and purple corpse spots faintly flashed on them.

The fat man and I were so shocked that we yelled almost at the same time, and rushed at Uncle Li desperately.

But the next scene that happened made me and the fat man stunned and at a loss: I saw that Uncle Li, who had an obsessive expression, suddenly became like a frightened rabbit, and rushed to the two little ladies with an arrow step, and the left and right hands were stretched out almost at the same time, and the two silver needles were inserted into the vicinity of the Kobe acupoint on the top of the heads of the two little ladies, and then the left and right hands formed a sword trick, and the two fingers hit the eyebrows of the foreheads of the two little ladies like lightning.

All this happened between the lightning and flint, and when the fat man and I reacted from the initial shock and were about to rush up to help Uncle Li, Uncle Li had already stepped back between me and the fat man, and looked at the two little ladies who were desperately struggling to pull out the silver needles on the top of their heads, but their movements were getting stiffer and stiffer, and it was extremely difficult to even lift their arms.

Began to sneer.

"Uncle, dare you pretended to be affectionate just now, hey, it really looks like it's real, it scared me and Kaizi into a daze, and I thought you were suffocating, hungry and hungry, hehe" The fat man looked at Uncle Li, who had returned to normal, and flattered him from the bottom of his heart.

"Fuck, your uncle and I have also eaten and seen the master, just these two evil obstacles full of ghosts, and they still want to play with me, fuck, this is too fucking unprofessional, it's just an insult to my identity." Uncle Li pouted his big mouth that could play circles without ears, and began to whistle again.

"Okay, uncle, you are wise and martial, tall and handsome, everyone loves ghosts and ghosts, everyone on this earth knows it, just tell me, what are these two little girls." As soon as I saw that Uncle Li was about to pretend to be fluttering again, I quickly diverted the conversation and asked about the origin of the two evil little ladies.

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