Chapter 353: Uncle Li kicks the hall
readx;?“ I said, this is the nest of the old light bulb. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Uncle Li looked at the carved and painted building, and asked those evil ghosts in a long voice.
"Yes, yes, this is Master Su's mansion...... No, aren't you very familiar with Master Su, why don't you know the road yet? The evil ghost with a blank face looked at Uncle Li with a puzzled expression, and asked hesitantly.
Uncle Li was humming and pondering how to answer, when he saw a group of ghosts coming out of the vermilion lacquer gate.
When I looked at the fat man, I grinned at the time, who is it, his uncle, is really a narrow road, and among them is the Humpty Dumpty who was half-crippled by us just now.
At this time, the Humpty Dumpty man also saw us, first reflexively trembling all over, turning around and about to run, but immediately reacted, knowing that there were many of them at the moment, and we were weak, so he led those ghosts who looked very troublesome to come over, and pointed at Uncle Li's nose with the iron ring ruler in his hand: "Old Wang Ba Calf, do you still know me fuckingly." ”
As soon as he saw Humpty Dumpty, he scolded Uncle Li as soon as he saw him, and the guy with a meaty face who had been flattering Uncle Li with his shoulders slanted and flattered him had doubts about Uncle Li's identity again, so he looked at Humpty Dumpty with a suspicious face: "Manager Zhang, you know him." ”
The Humpty Dumpty man, known as Mr. Zhang, bared his mouth full of big yellow teeth, and scolded stupidly: "Damn, I don't know where these fucking shit days came from, you dared to attack me just now, I said, you fucking cheap, right, this old calf is your father, you are respectful to him, fuck." ”
That manager of the chapter hated us to the core, as the so-called hated house and Wu, as soon as he saw that the guy with a full face was in awe of Uncle Li, he couldn't help but be angry, and began to be furious at the guy with a full face.
"Fuck, I've long fucking seen that you guys are not authentic, so I made a delaying tactic to trick you into coming here and hand them over to Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang, I'll make a mistake, haha" The guy with a full face was not slow to react, and immediately saw the wind and steered, and pretended himself as a righteous man who was willing to give up his daughter-in-law to catch the hooligans, and with a wave of his hand, he led his subordinates to smear oil under the feet of the ghosts who didn't understand what was going on, and slipped away.
"You're still persistent, why do you dare to wander around in the city of imprisoned hearts, I wondered", who gave you such courage, eh. The head of the chapter thought that he hooked his hands at the same time, signaling the ghosts behind him to surround the three of us, and then made a mocking speech at Uncle Li'er's still silent old face.
Uncle Li didn't care about Manager Zhang's ridicule at all, and looked at Manager Zhang, who had become excited after overdose like a fan, as if he was watching a monkey, and said slowly: "I think we all need to be calm now, right, you see, today is the day of Lord Su's big day, we are here to congratulate us, is it not appropriate for you to stop us like this, hehe"
"Don't me, I've seen a lot of people like you, tell you, if you meet me here, even if you go out and don't pick a day, you are unlucky, come, give me death, and then drag them in to light the sky lantern." The head of the chapter swept over Uncle Li, the fat man, and me in turn with a pair of vicious little eyes, with an arrogant face that was in the mouth of a sheep and a winner was in his hands.
"You really think you're okay, don't you, you guys who don't have anything left over and can't do anything, I don't use a sword to beat you,." The fat man was amused by the ghosts who didn't know the depths and were really eager to rush up, and he was about to kick the nearest ghost to him.
"Ah...... Ka. Uncle Li coughed, his eyes sternly stopped the fat man's movements, then turned his face to look at the head of the chapter, and continued to say in a slow voice: "What, today is the day of the old man's big day, I don't think it's good to see blood, what do you say." ”
"Ahh The manager of that chapter was irritated by Uncle Li, and reached out to push Uncle Li's ultra-thin little body.
As soon as the head of the chapter made a move, it was like a shot in the arm for his minions, and he immediately surrounded him like a group of hunting dogs, ready to beat up the three of us master and apprentice.
"Ah...... Yes...... Ahh
The fat man and I were startled, and the ghosts were stunned, and they all looked in unison at the point where the sound of a live skin was coming from.
As expected, the voice came from the head of the chapter, and I saw that his right hand that was pushing towards Li Shu'er's body was firmly glued to Li Shu'er's clothes at this time, and it was like grace on the red-hot iron plate, black smoke continued to come out from the bottom of the palm, and there was a scorching and sour smell, which was disgusting.
The head of the chapter looked very painful, his mouth was wide open, his voice was hoarse like a beast, and even a pair of mung bean eyes that were originally as small as the testicles of a male rat had been bulging into lychees at this time, as if he was being electrocuted, and he was in pain.
"Didn't I tell you, it's not good to see blood, why are you so tough, I think it's just your temperament, if you pull the bubble poop and shout that the dog doesn't eat, you have to turn back and make it (Northeast dialect: eat), it's not good, it's a loss." To say that Uncle Li'er's old god stick is really damaged, seeing that the head of that chapter is about to go crazy, he is good, and he is still talking about character shaping with others in a gentle manner, and I am very happy with the fat man.
Uncle Li's hand immediately suppressed the ghosts who were ready to help the dog eat, and they were also rat trappers, for fear that Uncle Li would be angry and come up with some more domineering methods to tyrannize Manager Zhang, so they all looked at Uncle Li in disdain, looked at Manager Zhang, looked at Manager Zhang, looked at Uncle Li, didn't dare to retreat, and didn't know what to do.
"This time you fucking know that your uncle and I'm awesome, tell you, with your IQ, I won't get tired of playing with you a thousand fucking times, talk to me, grandma." Uncle Li'er's face changed, he stared coldly at the manager of Zhang and scolded, and then raised his right foot and kicked him on his right rib like lightning, kicking him out a meter away.
After the manager of that chapter broke away from Uncle Li'er's control, he used his left hand to hold his right hand, whose entire palm had melted and deformed, and he trembled in pain, and he almost rolled on the ground.
At this time, the minions of Chief Manager Zhang finally found a reason to disengage from us, and they all rushed over to surround Chief Manager Zhang and shouted for courtesy.
The manager of that chapter was so painful that he couldn't speak, but just looked at Uncle Li, the fat man, and me with a look of horror, for fear that we would take the opportunity to make trouble.
"I've told you, don't be obsessed with violence, violence won't solve the problem, it's good for everyone to sit down calmly and chat." Uncle Li smiled and tore off the Five Thunder Oil Pool Fire Talisman that almost burned the right palm of Manager Zhang's right hand, and carefully folded it and put it in his trouser pocket, and then looked at Manager Zhang, who was tireless in teaching.
"I said, this time we can go in, ah." Uncle Li bent down from the ground to pick up the white paper bag that had fallen on the ground just now when he was kicking Manager Zhang, and continued to clamp it under his armpit, not forgetting to approach Manager Zhang and ask a nonsense in a playful manner.
Manager Zhang was completely frightened by Uncle Li, he was really afraid, as soon as Uncle Li approached him, he rolled his eyes, and he had the intention of smoking.
", even if you dare to learn from other people's mixed society, you really lose the face of your ancestors." Uncle Li scoffed at the instigation of the head of the chapter, and after snorting coldly, he took the bag, led me and the fat man, and happily walked towards the two blood-red vermilion doors.
The two gates are more than 2 meters high, the momentum is pressing, there is a piece of crystal black jade hanging on the lintel, and there are two seals on the book that bend like a talisman seal, half look at and half guess, vaguely see that it is the two words of Sufu.
On both sides of the gate, there are two one-person-high stone monsters, which look like dragons and non-dragons, lizards, and crocodiles, and then look closely, they don't look like anything anymore, and the monster's sharp claws are also stepping on some human bones, which look ferocious and violent, and the evil spirit attacks people.
"Uncle, what kind of thing is this, it looks very evil." The fat man stared at the two monsters for a while, and then looked at Uncle Li, wanting to ask what this stone monster was.
"This thing, ah, fuck, ho, babble, don't fucking ask, it's not a good thing to know too much, be careful of being killed, come on, let's go inside." Uncle Li hummed for a long time, but he didn't say anything about the ugly man, and finally glared angrily, blocked the fat man's mouth, and then beckoned us to enter the house.
The fat man and I couldn't help laughing, followed Uncle Li up the stairs, and walked towards the half-hidden vermilion lacquer gate.
Walking to the gate, the fat man and I took two steps forward, and were about to push the gate open, when we saw the two gates open silently, and at the same time, a gray mist wrapped in a chill rushed towards us.
The fat man and I shivered for no reason, which is very abnormal, because we have closed the three flavors of true fire at this time, and our physique is no different from the real yin soul, and it stands to reason that we can't feel the so-called cold of ordinary people at all, but we have a clear shiver just now, which shows that there is a very strong fierce aura in this mansion, and it has invaded our three souls and seven spirits, which will make us feel like falling into an ice cellar.
A seemingly majestic and neat mansion is full of ferocious aura, and it is still in the right position of the gate of the five elements that belong to the yang and the direction tends to be auspicious, is this normal, of course, the answer is no.
Therefore, seeing me and the fat man subconsciously retreating a step, Uncle Li reached out to stop the waist of the two of us, and said: "This house is not clean, you two will be clever for a while, look at my eyes and act, if it really starts, don't run away, remember." ”
The fat man and I saw that Uncle Li's expression was rarely solemn and serious, and our hearts sank, and our eyes involuntarily looked at the open door of the cave, no matter how we looked at it, it looked like a big mouth of blood that wanted to devour us.
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