Chapter 17 Huangquan Road
Where is this? I don't recognize it.
Who am I? Can't remember.
Who are the others? Haven't seen it.
Why don't you speak? I don't know.
Bai Li Xi lined up in a daze, his mind was more mushy than paste, he felt fluttering, and he seemed to have lost the slightest feeling at all, and his footsteps were moving mechanically.
The whole world is shrouded in gray fog, and the imperial capital haze is a bit like but not at all, like because of low visibility, not like there is because it seems to be far away and seems to be very close to see everything, all the mountains and rivers are more ethereal than splashed ink paintings, and the only moving scenery is a number of "people" moving slowly on the winding gray roads side by side.
"Everyone queues up, queues up!" A herd of bulls and horses stood on the point where it was not clear to maintain order.
"What are you doing running to the side of the road? Want to be gone? "People are dressed differently, but they are all gray.
At the end of the road, everyone will go through a "security gate" to weigh themselves, corresponding to an elliptical light type door, and people who have passed by will disappear into the door.
The two bull-headed horses guarding the door talked about each other, not worrying at all about the "people" next to them hearing it.
"Since the underworld has a new set of screening and classification system, we don't have to worry about who goes to hell for nine days and enters which reincarnation."
"That's, look at our daily work, where can we use it to hook the soul in person, the system automatically screens, and I don't have to worry about making mistakes."
"It's the system's fault if it's wrong, hehe~"
"Ten bucks! Just got a ten-dollar past! A bull head next to him exclaimed, this road is an assembly line, the mechanical operation team moves faster, and the next step after the scale is displayed is the channel door that automatically sorts and matches.
"Tsk, there are one or two souls, and the eighteen layers of hell are proper." Ma Mian sighed.
The heavier the bones are alive, the better, and you have to come upside down when you come to the underworld!
"No weight! Just past a weightless one! A few lanes away, a horse face exclaimed.
"Where do you go without weight?"
"In the past, there were such souls, and they were all handled by Lord Yama himself."
"What to do?"
"Who knows? What the hell are we talking about? ”
In fact, there are many gray roads, and it is common for the underworld to have a few ten dollars a day and a weightless soul, but the days of the underworld are boring, and the work has become so easy, and the weight has become a gossip that they have time to bomb.
"Hell is filled with so many people, will it be crowded!" A newly arrived bull head interjected.
"New here, what do you know? The eighteenth layer of hell is an infinite space, with a complete funnel mechanism, and many sinful souls have suffered and regretted it when they reach the eighteenth floor, and they can climb up layer by layer! ”
"How long will that take!"
"There are every day that I climbed out, and as for the time, I can't say. I heard that there was an unlucky ghost last year, who finally got through the test and climbed up to the last step, and the other reached out to grab his leg, and it kicked the person who dragged him a lot of feet, and when it finished kicking out of the first floor, it found that it was back on the eighteenth floor, hahahaha! ”
"The obsession is too deep, so pitiful!" The newcomer Niu Tou has not yet adapted to the "work" environment.
"Poor what? Isn't it pitiful for us to work so hard? Keep working, there's a team out there, go drag it back! "The old man Ma Mian has long been used to seeing everything.
"Right away!" The newcomer bull turned his gaze, and immediately ran over with a black pole-like thing with an inscription, "You, hurry back!" ”
The soul was obsessed with not going back, and the black pole was next to him, and a filamentous entanglement was immediately produced, and he had to stand back in the line with a helpless expression in pain.
"Don't be bitter, so many lives don't bring death without bringing it, this is the Yin and Yang Road, entering the door is Huangquan Road, just cross the Nai He Bridge and drink Meng Po soup after a while!" The newcomer bull head is not like other bull heads and horses, and he has the patience to say two truths. The soul is still walking forward, there is no sound, the soul is "silent" on this road, otherwise, some obsessed souls cry wolf howl, how to carry out the work of the underworld?
Just now, the soul was weightless Bai Lixi, he was like a half-asleep person, he heard a voice next to him, he couldn't react clearly but couldn't react to anything, he seemed to want to do something, he was confused, he wanted to speak, but his voice couldn't come out.
The moment he entered the oval light gate, he was conscious, and the moment he entered the door, he saw the door sign that read: Huangquan Road!!
"Ah~" Endless falling, he just screamed loudly, and various souls that fell faster than him appeared in Toushan, in comparison, he was actually the slowest! If others fall like a shot put meteorite, he is a feather and a piece of paper.
"Ahhh The screams of the others were incessant, but fortunately they didn't collide with each other.
The fall seemed endless, and Bai Lixi was like a skydiver who got used to the speed of the fall and began to avoid the people falling from above.
"I'll go, Huangquan Road is like space drift, there are trees and mistakes! I'm floating, I'm floating, I'm fluttering, eh, you can't hit me, you didn't hit me, hey, hey, hey~" It's all "dead" and still having so much fun.
Bai Lixi felt that a long time had passed, he was bored, he didn't know how long he was going to fall, he was sitting in a sitting position, falling down, and his hammer head was depressed, he was really "dead" like this?
"Ahhh
Another heavyweight passed by, and he quickly dodged it in the breaststroke position.
"Why did you drop so fast? Rushing to reincarnate? ”
That's right, they did rush to reincarnate.
"Hey, it's boring! How long will it take to fall, the bottomless pit! "When Bai Lixi was floating around, the place reported at the main gate of the underworld had already entered N souls.
Suddenly, a faintly funny-sounding voice came into my ears: "Young college student, do you want this gold offer, silver offer, or this copper offer?" ”
"Sperm OFFER?**OFFER? GAY OFFER? I'll go, who are you, come out pretending to be a ghost! Haven't I seen 100,000 bad jokes? After Bai Lixi complained, he felt that he was already a "ghost", and there seemed to be nothing wrong with having other "gods".
"Young college student, I'm over here~" turned around and dodged a "ahhhhh
"There are people who dare to float slower than me! Big brother, how long have you been here?! ”
"YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A LONG TIME, DO YOU WANT TO TAKE AN OFFER?"
Yo you're big! The words came to his mouth and swallowed, and there was finally a guy who passed by and could only "ahhhhhhhhh
"THE THREE OFFERS JUST NOW ARE NOT VERY IN LINE WITH THE POSITIVE OUTLOOK OF COLLEGE STUDENTS, ARE THERE ANY OTHERS?"
Just kidding, it's boring anyway.
"Young college student, do you want to live again or reincarnate?"
"Of course I'm alive again, I'm so young, and some Bai Fumei is still looking forward to bowing down under my jeans, as a suave and suave flower and everyone loves the world's No. 1 crazy Cooljack handsome, how can I live up to their enthusiasm like fire?"
Make up a story for yourself on Huangquan Road and crown yourself the first in the world, who can care? Of course, I wasn't embarrassed at all.
"Young college student, please check the box to confirm that you are alive again."
Dodging "Ahhh
Bai Lixi pointed with his index finger "alive again", and then "confirmed".
"Congratulations on choosing 'Re-Alive', please click on 'Required Mission' and press 'OK'." After a prompt, Bai Lixi clicked "Next", and the "Required Task" and "OK" buttons popped up.
"No, why isn't there a 'cancel' button? No, I'm going to 'go one step ahead'. Bai Lixi reacted at this time, and intuitively felt that there was a big pit ahead.
"Young college students, there is no 'cancellation' and 'one step'~"
"What happens if you don't choose this task?"
"Young college students, they will always float like this~"
"Huh?!" Bai Lixi immediately realized that he had fallen into the pit, "Who are you?" Underworld system NPCs? ”