"Young college student, I'm not an NPC, I'm a god in the sky." Chen Jian floated over, easily dodging a "ahhh

"Big brother, can you talk about people, oh, no, talk about ghosts, I don't understand fairy words~" Bai Lixi is a ghost, a ghost is a fairy, and where he touches it, it's wonderful.

"Young college student yo ......"

"Stop, can you talk a little more normally?! Please, please! Bai Lixi couldn't help but complain, it's enough to pretend to be a river god grandfather for a while.

"Then I'll be serious, ahem......"

Clearing his throat, Bai Lixi began to listen to the other party's serious nonsense.

"You know Peng Zu, right?"

"Peng Zu?! The legendary qigong master, the health master, the male and female room master, of course knows! You won't be ......?! "Peng Zu who doesn't know, as a Chinese student who cares about ancient gossip and wild history, Peng Zu took fifty wives before hanging, a man among men!

"Of course not!" directly interrupted Bai Lixi, and the other party said, "I'm Chen Shu." ”

"Oh, it's the ......" The one who was played by Peng Zu, the emperor sent three beauties who couldn't touch it, and felt that it was inappropriate to say it later, so he changed his words halfway, "The great god who manages the book of life and death!" ”

"Yes, the book of life and death of the immortals is in my control, and the book of life and death of mortals is in the hands of the king of Yama."

It turns out that the story is like this, a long, long time ago, Chen Shu was in charge of the immortal life and death book, and Peng Zu was in charge of the merit book back then. Peng Zu went to the mortal world to play, and when Chen Kuan, who was napping, woke up, he found that Peng Zu's life and death page was missing, and he was scolded by the Jade Emperor, leaving a book of life and death, and sent him to the mortal world to find Peng Zu back. Chen Kuan did find Peng Zu, but Peng Zu, who was crazy with his heart, was willing to go back, pretending to be like he wanted to go back, but he stole his feather coat and erased the mark and sold it to mortals, tossing and turning, and the feather coat was divided into various pieces to make various things, such as Ou Yezi's ten peerless divine swords, and the materials in the ten peerless divine swords of Ou Yezi have feather coat fragments. Later, the Jade Emperor Lao'er found out that I was also gone, so he sent two more generals down. Peng Zu thought that it would be over to stop Chen Shu, but after negligence, the fiftieth wife who was taken was sold, and the heavenly general took him down and sent him to mortal reincarnation.

"Back then, I had a good relationship with the Queen Mother, and the feather coat was the treasure of the Queen Mother's exoneration of my crimes, I committed this crime, and I didn't dare to go back, and I could only be exempted from responsibility if I got the feather coat back." Chen Shu had a bitter face, not at all like a lie, Bai Li Xi really believed it, "After losing the protection of the feather coat, my immortal body can't stay in the mortal world for too long, the king of Yama and I have a good relationship, so I hid here and looked for the right person to help me find the feather coat." ”

"Is that Chen Tuo of the Northern Song Dynasty you?" Bai Lixi still knows a little about ancient celebrities.

"Yes, I went out halfway, and I was almost discovered by the Heavenly Palace, and I didn't dare to go out again." Chen Jian told the truth, seeing that Bai Lixi was not very moved, he continued to move with emotion, "Young college student, do you know how difficult it is to become an immortal?" How difficult is it to get to the Heavenly Palace? How difficult is it to manage a clerical job in a book of life and death? I just took a nap, and I was miserable by my colleagues, do you say pitiful? ”

"Pathetic. But why use me to help you, I'm just an ordinary mortal, rushing to reincarnate. ”

"Didn't you say you still want to live? I just chose, and I can't go back. ”

"You...... Hey, what do you say you should do? ”

"Hehe, that's right, you listen to me slowly, you are not the first person to accept this OFFER, the person who accepts my OFFER, must have a soul that cannot be lighter, which means that this person is a great good person in the first nine lives, and he has a fate with immortals, so he can have a sense of feather clothes. After thousands of years of searching, there is still a little bit of the fragment of the feather coat that has not been recovered, look! ”

Chen Tuan turned around and pointed to the buttocks, indeed, the entire Chen Tuan was shining, and there was no light to cover it.

"You just tell me where the feather coat is, how can I find it?" Thinking that I was going to find a piece of cloth under someone else's buttocks, I was really speechless, so I just found a diaper to block it.

"I don't know, it's fate!"

"What? I'll go there! I know that you were talking serious nonsense just now, the earth is so big, the Celestial Empire is so big, the devil knows where your broken diaper is? This OFFER Lao Tzu doesn't accept! It's fun to float! ”

"Ahh~" Two more souls fell one after the other, and Bai Lixi easily dodged it, looking complacent.

"Don't you really want to live again?" Chen didn't believe it.

BAI LIXI CERTAINLY WANTS TO LIVE BACK, BUT THIS OFFER IS NOT EASY TO SAY, AND IT MUST NOT BE EASY TO DO.

"What if I pick it up and I don't find anything?"

"Don't worry, I'll give you twenty years, you will definitely be able to find at least four pieces, an average of five years to find one, enough time, right?"

"What about the others? Didn't support me to find a needle in a haystack! Don't pick it up! ”

"Young college student, don't worry, listen to me, there are a lot of benefits! First, I'll help you deal with the tomb outside, first of all, you can only deal with it once; Second, you go to the last person who came to complete this OFFER, the owner of Jiayunde Auction House, he should have a clue there; For the third and twentieth years, you can choose one of the two rewards after completing the task. ”

"What's the reward?" Bai Lixi carefully remembered that he was in a strange tomb before he died, and Huang Jinqiang and Ran Qiu were still inside, whether they were dead or not, don't be like him.

"Reward A: In the next ten lifetimes, you will be surrounded by countless beautiful and delicious beauties who will live to be 100 years old; Reward B: Live to the age of 70 and add another chance to be immortal. ”

"What?"

"Don't worry, the friendship between King Yama and me, it doesn't matter if you change the Yangshou of the Ninth Generations of Good People." Seeing Bai Lixi's suspicious face, Chen Qian added.

"I mean, option B is not only nine lifetimes less, but what about beautiful women?" Bai Lixi is a big man, and the first thing to pay attention to is, of course, the "beautiful and delicious".

"Look at fate~"

I can't help but complain in my heart: Fuck your uncle, it's this sentence again!

"Can you tell me, what did you say just now, what boss, what did he choose?" Everyone has the soul of gossip, and Bai Lixi is no exception.

"The reward he chose A, he felt that being an immortal was more boring than being a human." Chen Jian said very honestly and regretfully, "How can I know the benefits of immortals if I haven't been an immortal, it's a pity~"

"What is Immortal Fate?"

"As the name suggests, the fairy fate is the opportunity to become an immortal, don't ask what it is, everyone gets the fairy fate is different, what yours is, I don't know, once you get it, you can know, you can only mean it, I am just the person who provides the opportunity to become an immortal, and only after you get it, you will know a thing or two."

"Didn't find them all?"

"Uh-huh, then come back to death." Chen Jian shrugged his shoulders like a disgusting man and said helplessly, he even watched 100,000 cold jokes, and he couldn't learn crooked nuts "Uh-huh"?

"You don't have to worry about rewards, wait until you finish the slow selection, not now, hehe~"

I'll go, what this old man Chen means is that he will either die now, or go and help him work, and if he can do it, he will give a lollipop, and if he can't do it, he will receive a bento directly.

"It seems that I have to accept this OFFER! First of all, my brother and my brother's woman are still in the grave, and they have to be rescued together. After thinking for an unknown amount of time, Bai Li said, "Is it urgent to save them now?" ”

"Hehe, of course it's urgent! The time on Huangquan Road is completely different from the time in the imperial capital, and it has only passed for a while! Come on, hurry up and press OK! Chen Yan smiled, where is he like a fairy, a self-nurse who dug a pit and finally found someone to jump into.

"Wait, how do I know if what you're saying is true or false?" Bai Lixi's index finger in the air stalled again.

"Young college students, it's right to be cautious! Let's go, I'll take you to see King Yama, and make a note in your life and death book in front of you," After speaking, Chen shook his sleeves, and the two disappeared in place, and a "ahhhh