The bride is a native of Fenghuang County, Xiangxi, and works in Beijing.

The surname is worm, and his name is Shining.

In terms of appearance alone, Worm Twinkle is much worse than Du Muqing, Fang Yujie, and Sang Lili.

However, it is more than enough for people to be paired with fat hair.

Although Fatty Mao is a native of Beijing and a Beijing hukou, he does not have the stinking energy of old Beijing in his bones, but, having said that, from ancient times to the present and in the distant future, all those who live at the feet of the Son of Heaven are horizontal, all of them are like his mother's second uncle, this is a kind of quality inheritance, Fat Mao is just an exception, maybe he is just not horizontal in front of good buddies, everyone has two sides, in short, Fat Mao accepted a girl from a remote Xiangxi region......

Fat hair tightly clutched Bao Yuan's hand.

Judging from his expression, he looks like a brother in life and death who has not seen him for many years.

Fatty Mao took Bao Yuan into his arms, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a straight face: "Lao Bao, Lao Bao, my good Bao Master...... A few of our brothers came out of the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain, and when I returned home, I saw that there were more gray hairs on my parents' heads, and I really felt that I was not too old. There's no way, the old saying is there, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great. Fat man, I have always thought that one person is full of food and the whole family is not hungry, mixed in Xi'an for five years, I think that the low pressure of consumption will be much smaller, and I always feel that I have the opportunity to make a lot of money, now I have completely figured it out, virtual, virtual, all fucking is false, what ideals, what career, what is all his mother's deception, Bao Ye, you said that the truth we have learned and the things taught by the teacher, how are they all fucking wrong, how are they all unrealistic. Who the hell is blind......"

"This, this ......"

Bao Yuan was a little unable to catch it. He didn't know how much the fat hair's words had to do with the wedding ceremony.

"Master Bao, the teacher has been educating us since I started preschool. Do things with one heart, don't be half-hearted like a kitten fishing, only by concentrating can you succeed, butt ......"

Fat Mao said seventy or eighty farts in one breath.

Du Muqing couldn't help but want to laugh, she knew that Bao Yuan was immersed in the sad thoughts of Song Xiaoqing and Li Haoran, Bao Yuan asked Fatty Mao how to get his daughter-in-law, but let Fatty Mao transfer the cynicism.

Every time Fat Mao said a fart, Bao Yuan sighed.

A fart and a sigh.

"Hmph, the teacher said that success depends on hard work. By practice, by IQ, by concentration, by persistence, motherfucker, fart, fart, this is the biggest fart since ancient times...... Which successful person is made by single-mindedness, and which successful person relies on benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and faith. It's not his mother's abduction and stealing, if you want to say that you have to concentrate a little bit, you have money and power. The hearts of young and old are all dedicated to the eighteen-year-old girl. ”

"Yes, yes!" Bao Yuan couldn't stop nodding.

"Bao Ye. Fat man, I can get to know you in my life, it's worth it. It's worth it, everyone from so far has come. Fat Mao said and wiped tears of gratitude.

"Not really. I don't have to answer when I come, I sniff the house number and fart. Bao Yuan replied unconsciously.

"Hehe, needless to say, Bao Ye must have brought his own bedding and fed his stomach to the fullest." Fat Hair is smiling all over his face.

Bao Yuan deliberately pretended to burp, rubbed his stomach, and said with a smile: "It's not, I've just eaten, and it's time for a meal or two, hey, fat man, you say it's strange, Lao Tzu doesn't feel hungry." ”

"I know, it's delicious and too much." Fatfur laughed.

"That's it!" Bao Yuan put his hand on Du Muqing's shoulder, and said with a smile: "The three of us just arrived in Beijing, thinking that the fat man is about to marry a daughter-in-law, he must be busy like a third grandson, considering that the fat man has no time to take care of us, I discussed with Xiaoqing and the Han Dan brothers, what are you waiting for, let's go to the vicinity of Yongding Gate to find a Buddha jumping over the wall and eat a full meal, fat man, you smell it, Lao Tzu's fart and the umami of puffer fish......"

"After eating, I must have prepared cigarettes and alcohol."

"That's it!" There are two kinds of cigarettes in the round pocket, the left pocket is Zhongnanhai for ten yuan, and the right pocket is for Su cigarettes for ten yuan. Bao Yuan took out Su Yan, rammed one by one, lit it with Du Peng's lighter, took a deep breath and spit out the smoke ring and said: "When I came, Lao Tzu had already listened to the report on the radio, and the radio said: The fat man and his old man finally got married once, and it is rare to meet in a hundred years, so the knot will be married, the problem is that although the fat man and his old man live in the thriving heart city of the motherland, but the fat man and his old man have not yet been lifted out of poverty and become rich, economists, entrepreneurs, social analysts and other authoritative figures from all walks of life have unanimously agreed, saying that the fat man wants to reach the level of well-off in this life, There's nothing to hope for, but I thought about it. ”

"Haha, what Bao Ye means is Chubby, it is obvious that Bao Ye must have come to Beijing with Jinshan on his back this time."

"Ah~um~hum~" Bao Yuanda straightened his chest, coughed and said: "That's a must, if Bao Ye and my old man can't come, fat man, it's not Lao Tzu who speaks Lagua in front of you, without Lao Tzu here, your wedding ceremony is useless, and you haven't done a ball like that." Bao Ye and I discussed with Xiaoqing when I came, I should indeed give you a golden mountain, but you know, that thing is too heavy, Bao Ye is used to living a rich life, Wen does not govern the country, military does not govern the country, you can't open a bow, you can't pull an arrow. Lao Tzu wants to build a department store for your home, but the bank can't take out so much money at once, and the labor and machinery can't be in place all of a sudden, and I want to move the bell tower and mule and horse market in Xi'an to you, and the Xi'an municipal government is considering it. ”

"Haha! Ha ha! ”

The four laughed.

The mercenary didn't understand, but he couldn't help but laugh.

"You two, as long as you put it together in your mouth, you will never be tired." Du Muqing said with a smile.

"By the way, why haven't the two grandsons of Ping Sigui and Song Peng come yet?" Bao Yuan looked at the fat hair and asked.

"Coming, coming, yo, Bao Ye, Qing Ye, you two have arrived." While he was talking, Ping Sigui and Song Peng stepped in with their feet, but their feet didn't come in, and the voice had already come in from afar.

"Let's go, drink to death today!" The fat hair was bright.

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On the day of the wedding.

No matter how Bao Yuan looks, he thinks the bride is weird, and he can't put it into words.

Bao Yuan secretly asked Du Muqing in private: "Xiaoqing, do you see anything wrong with that insect flashing?" Why does Lao Tzu think she is weird. I always felt that something was wrong with her face, but I couldn't tell what was wrong. And why is her surname worm, this kind of surname is rare on the market. Weird, weird, I said, this kid with fat hair shouldn't be married to a male yin relative, no, no, if you really want to marry a yin relative, the ghost can't appear during the day. ”

Du Muqing whispered: "Bag, be quiet, you are not afraid of people hearing it." I think, you're a fucking weird thing, I think people are quite normal, and the insect sparkle is a little thicker in makeup. As for the surname worm, Bao, this is your lonely and unheard of, the surname of the worm is an ancient surname, derived from the silkworm clan, from the silkworm clan, the primitive tribe of Shudi. It's a tribal surname, don't think about it. ”

"No, no, there's a problem." Bao Yuan shook his head. turned around and asked Ping Sigui: "Master Ping, how is that Chu Batian in your family?" Are you two still talking? ”

"Don't mention it, I ran away with someone a long time ago." Song Peng preemptively answered for Ping Sigui.

"yes. The brothers went to the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain, mother. Disappeared inexplicably for five years, what do you say? Don't say that we didn't go to the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain to engage in a side business to make a fortune. I am guarding Chu Batian, and she will also run away with others, eh, there are too few good girls like Mu Qing in this world now......" Ping Sigui sighed as he spoke.

"Old Bao, none of Worm Flash's family came at first glance?" Song Peng asked strangely.

"Look, look at that old man, it's said to be the grandfather of the worm."

Ping Sigui pointed to a lonely old man in the corner, the old man was sitting alone at a table, although his face was full of vicissitudes, his shoulders were straight, and his eyes were bright. I saw that the old man was holding an old object in his hand, boxy and golden, and I didn't know what it was used for.

I only listened to the host's tone and frustration, and made a speech: "On this beautiful day, we are about to witness love, love, and loyalty...... Please our groom Jiang Yucai, the bride is shining, shining, shining debut, today is a good day, all new friends and friends gathered together to witness a pair of newlyweds holding hands to build a love nest, thick and thin, white heads and old ......"

Bao Yuan turned his head and said stupidly: "Damn, it's a loss, it's a bit of a loss, this grandson of Fat Mao has never told what his real name is, Lao Tzu thought that his surname was Fei, it turned out that his surname was Jiang, if it wasn't for the marriage of Fat Mao's grandson, Lao Tzu still doesn't know his real name is Jiang Yucai." Haha, however, this name is real soil, not ordinary soil, it can be said that the scum of the soil. ”

The host on the stage spat and spoke, and the audience exchanged heads and ears, so it was not lively.

Suddenly, a person broke into Bao Yuan's sight.

It's not someone else, it's the dragon that raises its head.

Bao Yuan's heart froze slightly, and his heart said: "The dragon looks up, the dragon looks up, you bastard are still alive......" Regarding what happened to Bao Yuan in the tomb of Liupan Mountain, Bao Yuan only briefly told Du Muqing and Sun Panzi about the general experience, what happened specifically, and did not talk in detail, if you really want to talk about all the details, you have to talk about at least two days and two nights.

I also heard the main hanger on the stage say in a loud voice: "Now there are witnesses, as well as Mr. Wu Fa Wu, a matchmaker who matches the groom and the bride, Mr. Wu is one of the important guests today, he not only brought blessings to the groom and bride, but also brought the rich dowry of the bride's mother's family, and invited Mr. Wu Fa Wu to the stage......

Bao Yuan's gaze never left the dragon and looked up.

I saw the dragon look up and approach the old man, muttered a few words, and took the thing from his hand.

At this handover, Bao Yuan saw it clearly, the thing was golden and shiny, a bit like a snail in appearance, but the shell on his back was like a coffin.

There are many strange objects in the world, like objects like snails carrying coffins, Bao Yuan still looks back.

I heard the host say: "Today's day is very special, the bride's dowry is also very rich, heh, it is an ancestral old object, but I still see such a good treasure for the first time, and I invite Mr. Wu Fawu to introduce this treasure to everyone......"

After the dragon raised his head and took the stage, he didn't listen to a word of blessing throughout the whole text.

After the dragon raised his head and blessed, he said: "This baby looks a little indecent, but it has a clear idea, you see, this snail is carrying a big golden house, hehe, the big house looks a bit like a coffin, but don't misunderstand, this means that the groom is on the rise, the coffin is rich, Jiang Yucai's career will always be like gold, everyone says yes is not ......"

Du Muqing whispered: "Bao, you're right, the bride's ancestor must be a walking fairy, I know that thing, it's a snail coffin!" (To be continued......)