Bao Yuan seemed to understand.

This time, Bao Yuan took Du Muqing and the mercenaries to Beijing to attend the fat hair's wedding ceremony.

Regarding the news of the new daughter-in-law who is about to marry into the door, the fat hair basically passes by, which in itself is contrary to common sense, in the past, as long as it is about the problem of the buddy and the woman in the mother's house, the discussion is fresh, this time the four of them did not talk about Du Muqing's family changes, nor did they talk much about the news of the fat hairy prospective daughter-in-law, and completely covered up the past with Kan Dashan, drinking, cynicism, and sloppiness.

"What is a snail coffin?" Bao Yuan asked in a low voice.

"The snail coffin is an ancient Xiangxi witchcraft, and it is also a secret that is not passed down in Xiangxi, few people know, but it is related to the immortals who walk the earth......" Du Muqing seemed to be afraid that Ping Sigui and Song Peng would hear it, and put her sweet lips to Bao Yuan's ear: "The snail offering coffin is a curse, the purpose is to fix a man's heart, but also to fix the soul, it is said that if a man empathizes, does not love, distracts, and betrays will be locked into the coffin on the snail's back, and he will never be able to turn over, and black and white impermanence is also helpless against this soul." ”

"Xiaoqing, Xiangxi witchcraft is related to the earth fairy at first glance." Bao Yuan asked strangely.

If the snail offering coffin is the carrier of Xiangxi's curse technique, in order to prevent men from cheating, it stands to reason that there is nothing unreasonable.

Du Muqing said that the other party was also born as an earth immortal.

That's weird.

"This has been around for a long time...... Bao, you don't know, the distribution of the earth immortals is very wide, my grandfather, Sun Jiu Ye and Guangri belong to the Central Plains, and there are many side branches, such as the Xiangxi line, the Lingnan line, the Kanto line, and the Jingbei line, but the way of doing things is different. No matter how many branches of earth immortals there are in the world, they are all from the rat fairy sect. Since ancient times. The world walks the earth immortal family, and the ancestor of the rat fairy is worshiped together. However, there are many differences between the southeast and the northwest, and there is no contact now. What the earth immortal does is a business without capital, wealth can be made overnight, and people can die overnight. It is said that Xiangxi is a line of immortals who are women, they hate treacherous and unrighteous men, but Xiangxi is a line of immortals who have no descendants in the Republic of China, and they don't know why they can't give birth to boys for thousands of years. Du Muqing said with a gloomy expression.

"If you can't give birth to a son, isn't it a man's problem to have children?" Bao Yuan retorted.

"Package. Do you think what happened to the Earth Walker can be explained scientifically? Du Muqing pursed her lips.

"Ahh Ha ha! Xiaoqing, will you give birth to a son, I really want you to give birth to a son for Lao Tzu, I want to think very much, I want to think very much, I ...... if I can't think about it, I can't do it" Bao Yuan grimaced.

"Die, I'll let you be a eunuch......" Du Muqing blushed and turned her back.

"Haha!" Bao Yuan couldn't stop laughing.

Since he walked out of the tomb of the gods in Liupan Mountain, Bao Yuan did not feel what Zhang Xiaotian said. What you eat and what you drink is like the taste of dead man's ginger water, and the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and spicy are still complete. Bao Yuan pondered, maybe he didn't use that strange divine power without authorization. Maybe after using that kind of divine power, there will be such signs, Bao Yuanjue's better not to try.

Dinner.

Bao Yuan deliberately approached the dragon and raised his head, holding a large glass of wine. smiled and said, "Ouch, Master Long." I haven't seen him for a few days, if it weren't for the fat hairy kid holding a wedding ceremony. It's not easy to see you in the old side. ”

"You, you ......"

The dragon looked up for a moment, and immediately remembered that this was the Bao Yuan he saw in the teahouse back then, and he smiled back: "It turned out to be Bao Ye, long time no see, long time no see!" ”

"Master Long, when the two meet each other, that's a good buddy, a good brother, come, let's go!" Bao Yuan and serve the wine.

"Let's go." The dragon craned his neck and poured the wine into his mouth.

Bao Yuan could see that there were tears in the dragon's eyes when he looked up to drink, and he didn't know if it was choking on the wine, or if the smell of ginger water from the dead man rushed to his throat.

"Master Long, the little brother has been idle lately, it really hurts, Master Long, do you have any business to take care of?" Bao Yuan asked deliberately.

"Oh, not ...... yet"

"Master Long, did Huang Ye's big business last time come to fruition? Has the secret of Huang Ye's trick (eyeball) been cracked? Haha, needless to say, needless to say, presumably Long Ye must have made a fortune, but it's a pity, it's a pity, my brother didn't have time to go to the pool with Long Ye to learn from the experience, and regretted dying, hey, life, life, the opportunity to make a fortune bumped into the ...... didn't catch up" Bao Yuan said with a smile.

"Master Bao, I'm here to be happy today, let's choose another day to discuss business matters in detail, I'm sorry for you." The dragon doesn't look up much, and likes to be entangled with Bao Yuan.

"Okay, good, Master Long is busy ......"

Bao Yuan turned his head and rolled his eyes, and said in his heart: ", who do you think you are?" You don't care about Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not rare for you. Looking at the newlyweds on the stage, the fat hair was wearing a dark black suit, and the bloated figure also looked a lot slimmer, energetic, and her face was full of happiness. However, although the bride is not very delicate, she is also shy.

Bao Yuan returned to Du Muqing and sat down.

Suddenly, a strange smell spread, like the smell of pig manure and soot.

I don't gag it.

Immediately after that, someone was heard shouting, "What's the situation?" What's the situation? Is such a festive occasion a place to fart? Who farts? Who farts? It's so fucking old and smelly, I'll ...... it" Of course, no one will find out the source of the fart, and all the guests are laughing and laughing, covering their noses, fanning their hands, and all kinds of shapes come up together.

Bao Yuan suddenly thought again.

Zhang Xiaotian said in the tomb of the gods in Liupan Mountain, the Wei family, the Bao family, and the Jiang family.

The fat hair's surname is Jiang.

Will this Jiang family refer to fat hair?

Bao Yuan quickly denied it, there is such a coincidence in the world, and there are so many people surnamed Jiang, how can he arbitrarily conclude that the fat hair is that Jiang.

According to the usual practice, after the wedding ceremony, the good buddies and young guys in the new house of the newlyweds and young men should make a hole in the room as usual and toss a cool and crooked. Bao Yuan couldn't arouse his interest in any way, and then, when the guests left the table, Bao Yuan found that the mysterious old man had disappeared and was never seen again, no one paid attention to when he left, and he was not seen greeting anyone, including the bride.

Return to the hotel.

Du Muqing said wryly: "That fart at the wedding is really delicious, I don't know who put it, and the choked old lady burst into tears." ”

Bao Yuan laughed: "I guess: it must be the bride, the fat boy once said to Lao Tzu that his daughter-in-law loves to eat chili peppers and can fart, and the fat hair clearly pointed out this, I think most of the farts at the wedding were put by the bride herself, haha, it seems that the fat boy has accepted it, but the taste is a little heavier......"

"Bao, listening to what you said, I also think that the bride put it, and there is indeed a fart record in Xiangxi." Du Muqing said lightly.

"Poof~ There is also this record." Bao Yuan smiled.

"Yes, Xiangxi Walking Immortals are good at dealing with zombies, Xiangxi is southern, humid and insectic, yin and miasma, and the derived zombies are the most fierce in the world.

"Xiaoqing, you said that your grandfather is still alive, but why is he hiding from your family, why is he faking his death, and why did the top ten earth-walking immortals during the Republic of China join the Holy Congress? Xiaoqing, have you heard about the Holy Congress? If you know, tell me about the Holy Congress......" Bao Yuan regarded Du Muqing as a jack of all trades.

"Holy Congress, I don't know." Du Muqing said lightly.

While chatting, Ping Sigui and Song Peng came, and as soon as the door was closed, they couldn't wait to ask: "Lao Bao, have you had any recent fortune projects?" ”

"Nope." Bao Yuanxin said: "Damn, where can Lao Tzu get a project for the two of you, at this time, even the Dushi Fenghuo Group has become someone else's, and we have completely become unemployed vagrants." ”

"But we've heard that you're in a relationship with an international predator named Gandalf. The people of Puller jointly invested 500 billion yuan in Shanxi, and the government funded your family to build a villa, which has been everywhere in the newspapers these days. Okay, Lao Bao, did you kid make a fortune and hide it and didn't report it, if you kid dare to do this, Lao Tzu and Ping Sigui will criticize you heavily on behalf of the party and the people, and there are good things that can't be swallowed alone. Song Peng said with a look of disbelief.

"Five hundred billion?"

Bao Yuanleng was stunned and hurriedly asked: "Fart, where is the 500 billion?" Lao Tzu wants 500 billion, and one person will share 50 million of you, how can Lao Tzu not know where the 500 billion is, what is the situation? ”

I saw Ping Sigui take out his mobile phone from his pocket and search for a news in front of Bao Yuan, the content of the news Sang Lili's secretary Duan Jiqiang read it, and there are two photos attached, there are pictures and truths, one of the photos is Bao Yuan himself, and the other photo is a photo of Bao Yuan and foreigners, Bao Yuan on the photo is full of spirit, confident, and has a bright smile on his face.

Bao Yuan is stupid.

I haven't seen the foreigner at all, how can there be a photo of them shaking hands.

Bao Yuan coldly remembered the Golden Flower Society, the Holy Congress, etc., and hurriedly took this news to find the mercenaries. (To be continued......)