Chapter 137: Confused! The donkey's lips are not in the horse's mouth!

Bao Yuan leisurely held the wine bottle, sat at the door and sighed to himself, when he saw the spirit, he dipped the wine with one hand and brushed his hair, deliberately showing off the only remaining bit of sexuality, and a pair of thief eyes looked up and down...... Hehehe, this little girl is really tempting, yes, if there is any man in the world who sees Shi Ling and is not moved, don't think about it, either blind or lame...... Bao Yuan deliberately tilted his body, carrying a wine bottle and looking for drunkenness: "Shi Ling, what a coincidence that you came, come, accompany Lao Tzu for a drink, there is no one else here, let's not get drunk and not return, okay?" ”

Shi Ling snorted: "Fuck you, don't pretend to be crazy and stupid here with your aunt and grandmother, pour a few mouthfuls of cat urine and don't know what your surname is?" ”

In order to do enough tricks, Bao Yuandong pulled a sentence and talked a word of sophistry: "No, no, no, Shi Ling, you are wrong, you are a VIP, how can Lao Tzu take cat urine to invite you, look at it, look carefully, it's wine, not urine, you don't believe it, come, I'll give you a drink and take a look!" ”

"Fuck off!"

Shi Ling kicked the wine away: "Bao little bullshit, let me ask you, isn't your kid feathered and soared?" How did you roll back? ”

Bao Yuan was crooked, and he deliberately put on the unique drunken quality of a drunkard: "Yes, Lao Tzu has indeed ascended, but, Shi Ling, you don't know, the Heavenly Palace is too desolate, not as good as the world, it's boring to stay there, I'm back, Shi Ling, I plan to take you to the sky......"

Shi Ling forcibly suppressed the anger, and she even hated Bao Yuan a little.

However, Shi Ling didn't want others to see her here.

She tugged at Bao Yuan's ears and walked in: "Fuck, how have we been protecting such a broken thing all along?" ”

To say that Bao Yuan is shameless, it is really a shameless one.

No matter how Shi Ling scolds. Bao Yuan just doesn't care.

has already been walked away, and Bao Yuan is still pretending to be crazy and stupid: "Shi Ling." What happened to you? Do you want to go into the cave room with Lao Tzu? No, we haven't had a drink yet. Isn't it anxious, isn't it anxious, how can you be so anxious as a girl? It's not suitable! ”

"Fuck you!"

"Bang Bang!"

Shi Ling threw Bao Yuan towards the living room, and felt that it was not tasteful enough, stretched out his slender hand, slapped two big ears on Bao Yuan's face, and scolded sweetly: "Bao little bullshit, aunt and grandma, let me ask you, what's the matter with you?" How did you show up here? Didn't you soar? ”

He received two large slaps in the face. Bao Yuan stopped, and immediately stopped pretending to be stupid.

The prodigal son turned back, Bao Guisheng was extremely worried and happy, an old man and a young man drank under the moon, and the wine was sad, Bao Guisheng was now drunk, and he didn't know what happened to the Bao family, besides, this super luxury landscape villa. The sound insulation effect is excellent, below 80 decibels, and it cannot be transmitted into the bedroom.

The girl is slim and elegant, fluttering like a butterfly.

Hey. There is no discount at all.

This jade hand slapped Bao Yuan's face strongly, damn it, hot. It was as if someone had peeled off a layer of skin alive, and sprinkled salt and spicy seeds.

Alas. I really didn't say anything, Bao Yuan, this turtle grandson. Don't dare to be too presumptuous, don't dare to be too presumptuous.

The problem is that this little turtle grandson never answers seriously, and Bao Yuan is still pretending to be garlic: "Shi Ling, what are you talking about eggplant and cucumber?" What Feathering Ascension? Why can't I understand? Which one are you asking? Didn't Lao Tzu be beaten by you here? ”

Boss Shi Ling didn't understand, she asked puzzledly: "Bao little bullshit, you are in the Spring and Autumn Hall, everyone in the world knows it......"

Bao Yuan interrupted very unceremoniously: "Shi Ling, you should know, the Spring and Autumn Hall opened the gate of heaven and earth, and the day of breaking the golden book and Danjuan is the fifteenth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, you see, today is the fifteenth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, Lao Tzu is doing well at home, damn, how can there be anything that does not soar?" ”

Shi Ling corrected: "The time difference between Antarctica and here is a whole day, and it was yesterday that the Spring and Autumn Hall opened the gate of heaven and earth, why are you at home?" Odd! ”

Bao Yuan asked rhetorically: "Shi Ling, haven't you been protecting Wei Fan, what's wrong with Wei Fan's kid?" ”

Bao Yuan walked around and arranged a question, so that Shi Ling was also confused, she said: "Don't talk to my aunt and grandmother here, I met Wen Zhexing on the way, he said, you are back, and you appear at home, my aunt doesn't believe it, come to see, your little turtle grandson is really at home." ”

So to speak.

Even Bao Yuan himself was confused.

According to Shi Ling's words, then, Bao Yuan called Wei Fan in Suzhou, Shi Ling is not clear.

The problem is that Shi Ling is protecting Wei Fan in Yangzhou, and it stands to reason that Wei Fan will definitely mention it to her, could it be that Wei Fan didn't go to Suzhou to find himself?

Bao Yuan is not clear.

Shi Ling himself couldn't figure it out.

In other words, Shi Ling listened to Wei Fan's confused words with the Southern Sect in Yangzhou, and felt very strange, and she decided to talk to Hua Xue. After that, she didn't delay a moment, and rushed to Shanxi non-stop, wanting to come here to find Hua Xue, Du Muqing, Sun Panzi and others.

Unexpectedly.

On the way, Shi Ling accidentally ran into Wen Zhixing, who told her that Bao Yuan had returned to his home in Shanxi.

As soon as Shi Ling arrived in Shanxi.

In the dark, time and space have been turned upside down.

Shi Ling vaguely remembered what she was doing in Shanxi, but now it was the fifteenth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, Shi Ling suspected that she had misheard, she thought that she hadn't listened to the three fools of the Southern Sect and Wei Fan about Bao Yuan's call from the heavenly realm, so she was confused, and the donkey's lips were not on the horse's mouth.

Afterwards.

Even the three fools of the southern faction suspected that they had misremembered.

However, Wei Fan remembered it clearly, and after the fifteenth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar, he went to Suzhou to find Bao Yuan for more than a month. However, Wei Fan works in the textile factory, and the sign-in sheet of the textile factory clearly shows that Wei Fan has no absenteeism.

Shi Ling didn't figure out the ins and outs of this, she didn't say anything, just said, "Wait, it is estimated that Sister Hua will come in a while!" ”

Two people.

One sat in the living room drinking non-stop, and the other stood in front of the window looking at the moon.

And so it went on until the second half of the night.

Bao Guisheng's wine collection these days has been made by Bao Yuan alone, the problem is that Bao Yuan is far from drinking enough, when he was looking for wine, suddenly, a gloomy voice came into the ears of the two, listening to the tone, heh, it is three points more poignant than the Emperor Xudu, "Little Master Bao, you are back, good, good, good, Bao Xiaoye, I know the whereabouts of Bao Houdao Bao Old Man, do you want to know?" ”

Bao Yuan and Shi Ling were shocked, and said in unison: "Who?" Come out! ”

The other party said: "It doesn't matter who I am, I'm just a nobody, and I have a trace of you famous heroes and heroes." ”

Bao Yuan said very politely: "Okay, it's the turtle grandson and the bastard, pull it out and shine!" ”

The other party said: "Little Master Bao, you will come, I will wait for you in Tianshan!" ”

Shi Ling's expression was solemn: "Bao little bullshit, this person's skills are above me, damn, have you learned any skills from the heavenly realm?" ”

Bao Yuan was about to say that Lao Tzu had never been to the heavenly realm at all, but he heard a familiar female voice say, "Strange! Sister Shiling, why are you here? Hey! Bao Yuan, why are you here? Didn't you soar? What's going on? You've come back from the Celestial Realm? Oh, my God! It's incredible! ”

(To be continued.) )