Bao Guisheng was completely angry by Bao Yuan, his face was dark, and he said: "Stinky boy, I knew that you were running wild outside, phew, I can't even tell where the sun came from, you, you, hurry back, wipe your face with cold water to distinguish it......"

Bao Yuan chased after him and asked, "Dad, tell me quickly, is our family's calendar turned backwards?" Or flip forward? ”

In the courtyard of the super luxury villa, the person who interacted with Bao Guisheng was Yang Changzhuan, he listened to Bao Yuan say what the second monk was puzzled about, Yang Changzhuan stopped and looked careful: "Yuan'er, what's wrong with you?" Are you tired of driving on the road? How do you ask some words that don't have ass eyes? Spring flows to summer, summer flows to autumn, autumn flows to winter, winter flows to spring, this is common sense, why do you think so? Did you see the sun coming out of the west? Odd! My old man has lived for more than sixty years, and I haven't seen the sun rise in the west, what's the matter? Have you seen it? ”

Last time, Yang Changzhuan was beaten by A Shirui for some reason.

When Bao Yuan came back, he was furious, unrelenting, insisted on Qingtian justice, and severely punished Ah Shirui's bad behavior, which really gave Yang Chang enough face to tie the old man. Originally, Yang Changzhuan and Bao Guisheng were just chess friends in the same village, because of this matter, it became irreversible to come and go, after the matter of Ashirui, Yang Changzhuan was impressed by the Bao family, and if he didn't come to Bao Guisheng to kill a few games a day, he would be uncomfortable.

Bao Yuan expressed helplessness, so he could only play a round and say: "Alas, Uncle Yang, I may be tired and confused!" ”

The son rushed home on August 15, Bao Guisheng couldn't play chess, he gave Yang Changzhuan the old man to tamp the roots of China, and said: "That's it here today, Lao Yang, today is August 15." Yuan'er is back, I'm going to pick up a few good dishes, oh, come and have a few drinks in the evening! ”

Yang Changzhuan old man understood: "Okay, good, Guisheng, I will definitely come in the evening!" He said. One step and three times to turn around, one turn back and three waves of hands left.

Wait for Yang Changzhuan to go away.

Bao Guisheng asked while collecting chess: "Stinky boy, did you run into trouble outside?" I know that the work of robbing tombs and digging graves can't last, our Bao family is prosperous now, you can't be without food, drink, clothes and flowers, don't give Lao Tzu a blind run from all over the world, okay little ancestor? ”

Bao Yuan said frankly: "Dad, there have been a lot of things recently. I can't tell for a while, alas, I guess God can't tell! ”

Bao Guisheng said: "Don't say it if you can't say it, there are some things, it's not necessarily a good thing to figure it out, people, it's better to be confused!" ”

Bao Yuan responded helplessly: "Yes! ”

Bao Guisheng asked with a straight face: "Yuan'er, you tell your father the truth." You kid didn't bully Xiaoqing, right? Why did you come back alone? ”

Bao Yuan denied it, saying that he had encountered something. She was separated from Xiaoqing, and she will come back in a few days.

Bao Guisheng expressed his disbelief, but he didn't ask one, two, three, four, he said: "I hope it, I hope your cub didn't tell me nonsense, Xiaoqing, this girl is really good." Although you didn't hold a banquet, but the two of you have received the certificate, you are a legal husband and wife, you have to start from the beginning, don't be half-hearted! ”

Bao Yuan patted his chest: "Dad." I know what you say! ”

Bao Guisheng's eyes widened, and he knocked on the mountain and said, "You kid knows a fart, do you know that you still play shapeshifting with Lao Tzu?" Know if you dare to come back alone? You know where the sun rises and sets? Bah, do you know that? I see you know a piece of! ”

In a word, the choked Bao Yuan seemed to have eaten a rotten jujube.

During the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon is in the sky, the silver is sparse, and the lights of thousands of homes are reunited. The prodigal son returned from wandering, Bao Guisheng was still very happy, he personally cooked a few hard dishes, took out two bottles of thirty-year-old wine that had been stored for half a year, and said that it was rare for the two of us to sit down, come, drink it to the bottom.

Half a catty of wine went down, and Bao Guisheng's words began to increase.

Bao Yuan didn't see the Du family, and he was afraid that something would happen, so he couldn't help asking: "Dad, where is Xiaoqing's family?" ”

In this regard, Bao Guisheng seemed to have done a very proud good deed, his explanation is: Last time, Xiaoqing and Miss Fang came back from Guilin to discuss with me, she said, you gave her a lot of money, the Du family has been living in the Bao family, although it is a good thing, it is inevitable to bump and bump. Therefore, Xiaoqing didn't dare to make decisions without permission, and she couldn't contact you, so she asked for my opinion, saying that she could sell a suite for the Du family in Taiyuan?

Bao Guisheng is very concerned about Du Muqing, the prospective daughter-in-law, very optimistic, one hundred and twenty satisfied, Xiaoqing can think so, this is a rare good thing in a hundred years, the Bao family is now taking advantage of the money, not to mention selling a suite, what is it to buy three or five sets of it?

Therefore, Bao Guisheng didn't hesitate at all, saying that you don't need to ask Bao Yuan for this matter, you can do it yourself.

Du Muqing thanked Bao Guisheng and did it when he came back from Huang Liangmeng.

Bao Yuan's amount of alcohol was the same as always, and he didn't get drunk no matter how much he drank, he said: "Dad, Xiaoqing did the right thing, it should be like this." ”

When Bao Guisheng was drunk and hazy, he started talking nonsense: "Stinky boy, you said that you and Xiaoqing were separated, I'm sorry, why don't I believe it?" How can a big man lose his daughter-in-law? What kind of man are you? I'm sorry, I know you kid didn't tell the truth, let me tell you, I didn't drink too much today, you dare to throw Xiaoqing away, I tell you, you dare to bring other women home in the future, don't blame Lao Tzu for not recognizing being a father. ”

As he spoke, Bao Guisheng was already crooked on the table.

Bao Yuan could see that his father hated iron and steel, and Bao Yuan knew that his father's alcohol consumption was far more than that. In the past, Bao Guisheng was pressed by the world and couldn't straighten his waist, just in his early fifties, his back was hunched, and under the inexplicable good life, his back gradually regained its straightness.

Bao Yuan's eyes were wet, and he helped Bao Guisheng go back to sleep.

Do you think it's weird?

Since the packing circle followed the word eyebrow for half a year to sell early and late, his appetite has grown upward. After Bao Guisheng fell asleep, Bao Yuan turned back to eat, alas, his grandmother was really harmful. Bao Yuan took a bite of the dish, as soon as he put it in his mouth, he ate it immediately, gutter oil, and another dish, pesticide residues, and drank another mouthful of porridge, Nima, artificial rice, and ate a mouthful of meat, I dizzy, clenbuterol, and water.

Bao Yuan poured the dishes, and said in his heart, it's bad, Lao Tzu has been selling food for half a year, but he has caused trouble for himself, and he can't eat this, and he can't eat that, I bah, in the long run, I won't let Lao Tzu eat in the future?

Bao Yuan took out his mobile phone and kept dialing Du Muqing's phone.

Still can't get through.

Bao Yuanxin said, could it be that they are still in Antarctica? Strange, Lao Tzu has been away for half a year, how did the time become August 15 of the lunar calendar in 2016?

You can't eat food, you can't eat food.

Bao Yuan had no choice but to drink.

It's good, most of Bao Guisheng's wine collection is given by people from all walks of life, cheap wine is definitely not good wine, well-packaged wine is not necessarily good wine, but Bao Guisheng's wine collection is indeed made of grain, occasionally a few bottles, flavor, industrial alcohol.

Bao Yuan sat at the door, looked at the moon, and dried more than thirty bottles in one go.

The moon is full, the wind is gentle, looking at it, Bao Yuan can't help but think wildly, alas, I don't know if Chang'e ate the elixir Feiyue Palace back then? Alas, when I met Hou Yi, I forgot to ask. There is also Fu Xi, I don't know which turtle he met in Luohe, is he alive?

Why did Taishang Laojun live for more than 2,000 years in the world?

When he was thinking about it, a wonderful figure flew in front of Bao Yuan, wearing a green coat and jeans, and his appearance was extremely delicate, just like the fairy of the Moon Palace, Bao Yuan recognized it at a glance, it was not Chang'e who came, this woman was Shi Ling.

Shi Ling skipped the nonsense and asked straight to the point: "Bag little bullshit, why are you here?" Aren't you feathered and ascended? (To be continued.) )