Chapter 079: Whoever eats it first in his mouth counts
Bao Yuan left in a hurry after instructing.
Lotus looked at Li Jie, who was snoring, and thought about telling Bao Yuan that he was going to hold a wedding with Li Jie after the New Year......
Idiot old people don't like to show their heads.
So, he sat alone in the car and continued to play, rare this Jiang Taigong God fishing.
Bao Yuan found an auto repair shop on the spot, and replaced the worn tires with brand new ones...... The staff of the repair plant were surprised to find that this Geely business car is brand new, less than a month, it ran more than 7,000 kilometers, the repair plant staff learned that Bao Yuan has not maintained the car, out of kindness to persuade Bao Yuan to change the oil, and even said that Kumho tires are really not good...... Then, Bao Yuan checked the purchased equipment for hunting strange travelers, and couldn't see what was missing, but only roughly checked the smoke and water, which were really a lot, and Bao Yuan shouted: "Brothers, go, the work of Yanmen Pass......"
On the road.
Sun Panzi said to Bao Yuan: "Xiaobao, there are indeed many ancient tombs of the Han Dynasty in the north of Yanmen Pass, back then, Sun almost poured these buckets with several other senior brothers, and then because of the rampant iron hooves in Yanmen Pass, we had to give up temporarily!" ”
Song Peng was smoking a cigarette and flipping through the geography magazine, and after listening to Sun Panzi's words, he immediately took a breath: "That's right, Ninth Master, there are indeed many ancient tombs of the Han Dynasty in and out of Yanmen Guanshan, and now they have been listed as key protection. How? Mrs. Bao shouldn't take us to pour those fights, right? This is a head to do with the public, and it's not ......"
Didn't wait for the rest of the words to come out.
Bao Yuan immediately took over the conversation and replied disdainfully: "Xiao Song, this is what you know in the eyes of the dog, what kind of treasure can be buried in the ancient tomb of the Han Dynasty?" At best, they are some broken things worth millions of dollars, not Lao Tzu's big words, Lao Tzu really can't look down on the things in the ancient tombs of the Han Dynasty. It's not worth it to be Lao Tzu! ”
Ping Sigui was surprised: "Little Master Bao, what are we guys going to Yanmen Pass for?" Should you use the topic of Yanmen Pass to find the old emperor of Shunzhi on Wutai Mountain? ”
Bao Yuan was about to speak.
Sun Panzi took over first: "Xiaobao, you didn't have the idea of hitting the ancient tombs of the Han Dynasty, I think, most of you have the idea of hitting the Great Wall of Yanmen Pass?" ”
Mention the Great Wall.
Ashrui who hasn't been interrupted for a long time. For the first time, he opened his mouth and asked: "Ninth Master, is the Great Wall still there?" ”
This sentence is really bullshit, Song Peng cynically replied: "Nonsense, Ashirui, your kid is still alive and well after two thousand years, the Great Wall of real bricks and stones can fall, joke...... Do you know what it's called? This is called the Great Wall will never fall, and if you don't reach the Great Wall, you are not a hero, and you will win the championship and the third ...... of the Asian Insurance."
Bao Yuan and Ping Sigui sneered at the same time: "What a mess!" ”
Sun Panzi couldn't help but be happy. After a while, Sun Panzi said as if popularizing education: "Yes, yes, what Xiao Song said also has some truth, but there is something unusual under the Great Wall of Yanmen Pass...... Back then, Master Guangri had already realized that there was something unusual about the Yanmen Pass, and after that, Sun was trapped alone in the eagle's beak peak of Tanggula Mountain. I don't know if Master Guangri has set foot in Yanmen Pass again...... "What Sun Panzi said is not false at all, let alone this. Sun Panzi didn't even know the bottom of Liupan Mountain, let alone the bottom of Dongting Lake...... Sun Panzi guessed in his heart: It is difficult for Master Cheng Guang and Bao Houdao to be closed at Yanmen.
Otherwise.
Bao Yuan was going to Yanmen Pass this time, why did the idiot old man say that so many people were involved?
The idiot old man who hadn't been a mischievous man for a long time couldn't hold back: "Sun Laojiu, about the Yanmen Pass, Guang Ri really didn't mention it to you?" ”
Sun Panzi never lies: "No! ”
Bao Yuan is a person who understands at a point and understands as soon as he hears it. The idiot old man dares to say this, and he is clearly an insider.
Bao Yuan hurriedly asked: "Senior, listen to what you mean, you know everything about Yanmen Pass, tell us about Bei!" ”
The idiot old man smiled evilly. Ill-intentioned, hippie smiled and asked: "Hey, Bao Xiao Ben, you kid hasn't said it clearly, will this Jiang Taigong God fish send it to my old man?" You kid Yangniu also saw it, but the ownership of this baby didn't give a clear answer, which is absolutely impossible! ”
Bao Yuanyi gritted his teeth: "Yes, this baby belongs to you, okay!" ”
Say so.
However, Bao Yuan's heart was like cutting meat, and after thinking about it, Bao Yuanxin said: "Damn, a broken bamboo pole is a ball, and if you give it, you will give it...... Perhaps, in the future, Lao Tzu will get Jiang Taigong's whip? When the time comes, you want, Lao Tzu may not give miles, and a broken bamboo pole Lao Tzu is not rare! ”
The idiot old man got the exact words, and he didn't care what Bao Yuan was thinking, and he, this cynicism suddenly became serious: "Lao Jiu, Bao Xiaoben, you still don't know, there is a peerless tomb under the Yanmen Gate, many people speculate: It is the ultimate humanitarian cycle, what is the humanitarian cycle, hehe, I'm sorry, my old man's Taoism is still shallow, and I haven't been able to fully comprehend it...... However, there are rumors in the world: there are only three people in the world to comprehend the humanitarian cycle, one is the old stupid and stupid Bao Bao, the second is Guangri, and the third is the demigod of the Nazis...... Hey, I didn't think that these three old goods would all disappear, and no one knew their whereabouts for more than 70 years! ”
"~Babbling~"
Bao Yuan suddenly stopped the car and shouted: "Shen Juan, this ball is a fat sweat from the busy Lao Tzu, one thing after another, I don't have time to look at the Shen Scroll, take a look at what is shown on it?" ”
The idiot old man flattened his mouth and continued to hum: "Bao Xiaoben, you kid is like a ball with your ancestors, and if you want to play a game, my old man is patiently telling you about it...... Hey, you kid have to take the baby out to see, if you can see it, I don't know how many people in the world know the secret...... Do you know why Tong Sheng desperately protected the Bao family god scroll? Do you kid know that even if someone else gets the scroll, they can't solve the secret on it...... It was rumored that only the descendants of the Bao family could unlock the secret inside, alas, there was no way, there was no queen, and only you could solve the secret. ”
Song Peng took the scroll and asked politely: "Senior, you continue to speak, we will listen!" ”
The idiot old man smiled, tilted his head and said: "Count your kid a little interesting, you are more stupid than Bao Xiao and know how to count etiquette, it's a pity, it's a pity, your kid is not surnamed Bao and surnamed Song!" ”
Bao Yuan said angrily: "Do you want to talk about it?" Hey, if you don't talk about it, Mrs. Jiang's baby Lao Tzu won't give it! ”
The idiot old man stared at him into a triangle and said angrily: "Damn, the most unreasonable person in the world is the Bao family...... Damn, how can there be any reason to think about the baby given to someone else...... Damn, Bao Xiao is stupid, my old man really can't take you kid, hey, you kid really don't agree, my old man really doesn't dare to take it easily...... Good boy, my old man can't bear it, and it's okay to talk about it......"
Bao Yuan said proudly: "It's good to know, say it quickly!" ”
"Good boy, listen carefully: the tomb of the peerless god under the Yanmen Gate is said to be underground, but in fact, it floats in the sky...... Some people once speculated that the tomb of the god under the Yanmen Gate was connected to the too illusory realm, and even worse, it was speculated that the last lazy fairy who became an immortal would stay here for a long time, not to mention entering the tomb of the god...... Hehe, back then, Guang Ri disappeared from the world with Bao Houdao and foreign demigods, how many good hands have been to Yanmen Pass, and they all came back in vain, as if they didn't exist at all......"
Ping Sigui, Song Peng, and Fatty Mao listened with straight ears.
The three of them put their heads on the windows of the car, looked up at the sky, and said, "Oh my God, how can this tomb be built in the sky?" Could it be that it is like the land of the void dragon in Tanggula Mountain? Oh my God, it's so bizarre, what did people do in ancient times? How did they create this castle in the sky? ”
Bao Yuan asked with a certain sound: "Senior, listen to what you mean, in today's world, only I, Little Master Bao, can solve the secret with a divine scroll?" Therefore, you old boy dared to conclude that what 007, 008, iron arms, and brave people will all revolve around Lao Tzu, yes and no? ”
The idiot old man smiled: "Although you kid is a little stupid, his brain is still good, yes, that's right, that's it!" ”
Ping Sigui came back to his senses and hurriedly asked, "Hehe, little master Bao, can we discuss something?" ”
"What's the matter, say!" Bao Yuan was confused, and said in his heart: "What kind of moth did you kid come up with?" ”
Ping Sigui haha, and said busily: "Hehe, it's this, Master Bao, you already have a beautiful woman with a national color and fragrance on hand, it's not Pingye, I'll hold your tea money, it's how I look at Xiaoqing like a fairy...... Hehe, it's this, Xiaoqing doesn't have a good sister, but, Fang Yujie's little girl doesn't pay attention to her buddies at all, so I will think about the task of attacking Fang Yujie and hand it over to Song Lao, 007 This foreign girl, hey, she dares to run to our Chinese border, against her, does she think that there are no good men in China...... Hehe, I mean, Master Bao, you give way when it's time for me to behave, Lao Tzu must win 007......"
Bao Yuan snorted, and said in his heart: "She is Lao Tzu's person, you kid has moved this thought!" ”
Of course, Fatty Mao was not convinced: "Yes, in my opinion, a few of us still have fair competition, besides, the thinking of foreign girls is much more open than ours, and people will not think that it is your person who is pressed on the bed by your kid and picks up his pants, who is not certain, besides, who will be too much for this kind of thing!" ”
Song Peng immediately counterattacked: "Hey, little fatty, I said that you kid didn't give the money to Worm Flashing at first glance, it turns out that your kid has long been lame, see if I don't expose you!" ”
Bao Yuan smiled: "Hey, you guys, don't make up your mind on Lao Tzu, I can't help this busy Lao Tzu, this matter is too obvious, it is obviously the rhythm of fewer girls and more ghosts...... In this way, no one will help anyone, and then our buddies will rely on their own abilities, whoever eats first in their mouths counts, how many brothers are okay? Ha ha! ”
I get tired of talking about it.
Sun Panzi snorted with disdain: "Stinky boy, you can't put on a proper shape at any time!" ”
The idiot old man also scolded: "Obey, serve, my old man is completely convinced...... The world says that my old man is not serious, damn, my old man only found out that the Bao family is the unserious ancestor at this time, boy, don't be complacent, there is a danger in Yanmen Pass that you can't imagine, otherwise how could my old man lead the way? It is said that there are flying fish swallowing fire and so on in this shrine, and it is important to pass a heavy pass to reach the heavenly shrine, and I heard that it is very unusual ...... inside" (To be continued.) )