Chapter 080: Spit on Heroes
Bao Yuan's heart was surprised, and he suddenly asked: "Senior, according to what you say, you haven't been to the tomb of the gods under the Yanmen Pass!" ”
The idiot old man leaned back comfortably, put on a righteous spirit that is rare to see in a hundred years, and said as if he was teaching: "Heh, Bao Xiao Ben, my old man has clearly told you that my old man is definitely not some bullshit fairy, how could my old man go to that kind of place?" What kind of boundary is that? It is the supreme holy place where the ancient gods rest...... My old man will never be like a fart fairy who eats or doesn't eat shit, taking advantage of the inattention of the ancient gods, secretly running to the holy land where they sleep, Shun Baby, to do this part, hey, it's really shameless grandma, and she still calls herself a fairy who walks on the ground, it's really shameless......"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Bao Yuanle was happy: "Heh, I said, didn't your old boy follow Lao Tzu?" also led the protection of Lao Tzu,, protect it like this, I'll go! ”
It doesn't need to be taught.
Ping Sigui, Song Peng, and Fatty Mao shouted as if coaxing: "Seniors, according to our four brothers, you, or go back to be good children, the four of us are no longer the future flowers of the motherland, we fall into the bottomless abyss of the earth immortals, it is nothing to bring your old man to the back, we can't afford this responsibility, haha!" ”
Even if the idiot old man is mischievous again.
Two fists are hard to beat with four hands, and the sharp mouth of the idiot old man wants to fight two pairs of trick-or-treaters who sing double reeds.
Neither did the door.
Bao Yuan's driving skills have been slightly successful, after the first time he drove on the highway, the speed of the car increased to 80 miles, and Bao Yuan felt the scenery on both sides of the window flying backwards at a rapid speed...... At that time, Bao Yuan realized for the first time that taking a car and driving are two completely different concepts, and he didn't know this truth before...... Bao Yuan's spirit was tighter than ever, speeding up to 100 miles and 120 miles. Bao Yuan didn't even dare to blink his eyes easily...... Hey, since the packing circle in Shanghai and 007 after the car, appreciate the true meaning of speed, now look at another hundred and twenty miles, nothing feels like anything.
Bao Yuanxin lit a cigarette.
Meimei took a puff.
Bao Yuan asked with a smile: "Heh, senior." You, if you admit that you are a fairy who stands up to the sky, if you dare not admit it, Lao Tzu will scold your mother...... Hey, Lao Tzu doesn't understand, what's wrong with walking to the earth immortals? For example, an earth-walking immortal like Mrs. Bao is dignified, oh, yes. Lao Tzu was almost invited by the first secretary and the first lady to the Great Hall of the People for a state banquet...... Old boy, you may not know that Lao Tzu is bothering to fight foreigners, and he is laborious to protect national treasures, and he subsidizes individual poverty, hey, what did you say about walking to the earth immortals? ”
When Sun Panzi heard this, he couldn't help but say, "Hey." This should be arranged according to you, but you kid has done a few decent things. It's just too much bits and pieces! ”
No matter how the wrapper is brought into the gutter.
Yes, this idiot old man has always decided that the earth fairy is not only inferior, but also very unpopular.
He will never think that Bao Yuan has done a lot of things and is worthy of the country and the nation.
The idiot old man insisted: "Anyway, my old man is not an earth fairy, you are proud of the earth fairy, that's your business." It's not related to my old man! ”
Hey, Boss Bao Yuan is not convinced.
Ping Sigui couldn't think of an example to justify for a while, his eyes stole Sun Panzi, Ping Sigui caught the reason when he landed, and he counterattacked with reason: "Our Sun Pan's grandson Jiu Ye is a walking immortal." When people talk and do things, hey, that's called a dignified person, dare to speak and dare to be...... Let's not mention how many ancestral graves were dug during the Republic of China, of course, the ninth master is not his own ancestral grave, he is a poor bone with red roots, three generations can't afford to live in a house, and he can't afford to marry a daughter-in-law in eight lifetimes, otherwise Jiu Ye would not be a single person so far...... Hey, senior, you said that a good man like the Ninth Master, what conditions did those bastards of the Holy Congress set back then, the Ninth Master is really great, Leng did not agree to join the foreigner organization, and devoted himself to my China, what do you say that the earth fairy is not a hero? ”
Ping Sigui's words, Kan's grandson Panzi blushed.
As early as at the bottom of Dongting Lake.
Sun Panzi has already confessed in front of his third senior brother Zhang Liutong: Sun Panzi found that in Dandi's hometown, the dog-like An Hongqi, Violent Hongchuan, Gui Zhengping, Han Hongxing, and other big evildoers have all taken refuge in foreigners, and it is impossible for Sun Panzi to stand on the position of foreigners with them, these things are indeed completely irrelevant to the national righteousness.
However, Jing Ping Sigui said it with oil and vinegar in his mouth.
The old man who is old and unserious is not serious, and he is mischievous, and his skills are naturally on the grandson's plate.
However, I had to serve my grandson's plate.
The idiot old man stretched out his thumb and said with a straight face: "Boy, what you just said is an exception, Sun Laojiu's skills are not great, but, his tough guy nature has spread all over the world, and he has to be admired, there is nothing to dispute at all, it has long been concluded, it has already been concluded!" ”
It can't be said that Sun Panzi is a good man who walks the earth, is it that the other earth-walking immortals are all bastards?
Everyone has to make the idiot old man stunned.
Song Peng rammed the cigarette in his mouth into a new one, and then Kan: "Senior, these breaking balls are nothing, Sun Jiuye is a good man and a good man in my Great China, everyone knows it, and it doesn't mean much if we talk about it further...... Okay, Song Ye, I will talk about a hero who is more famous and famous, this hero is not someone else, it is the old man Bao who is the ancestor of Bao Xiaoda...... Hey, in the eyes of the other immortals, there are only emperors and generals' tombs, clothes and mounds, and these are all places to bury the dead...... Yes, let's Bao Lao Man is ingenious, go to the next level, it is not rare to bury the tombs of his ancestors at all, so all the old man Bao walked is the tomb of the gods, although I don't know what great good things the old man Bao has done...... However, the old man Bao has done a great deed for the benefit of the country and the people, leaving behind a descendant of the immortals who have won glory for the country, this is not a bystander, it is our great little master Bao Yuanbao, brothers, you say yes or no......"
Fat Mao casually seconded: "That's right, that's right, this must be determined, Lao Tzu is a hero, oh, no, no, no, the ancestor hero, the descendant is a hero!" ”
The more Bao Yuan listened, the more he didn't taste: "What's the mess?" Is it boasting? ”
The idiot old man was obviously helpless: "Okay, okay, even if what you kid said is reasonable, but my old man solemnly reminds me: Bao Houdao that old bastard, old mongrel, old brute, and old fool are by no means very good at stubble and good birds, and he is definitely not a hero and a good man, he deserves it!" No, no, no, he doesn't deserve it! ”
This time it was Sun Panzi's turn to disagree: "What a mess this is!" ”
Bao Yuan was even more unconvinced, and the old man kept saying that he had never entered the tomb of the ancient god at all.
Bao Yuan had to find one for him.
Bao Yuanyan extinguished the cigarette in his hand and rammed it again: "Senior, no, old boy, you said that you are not an earth fairy, then you explain to Lao Tzu: How did you hand over the divine scroll to the old monk seventy years ago?" The old monk has never left the bottom of Dongting Lake, could it be that your old boy stretched out his hand, gave it to him and shrunk it back? ”
The idiot old man was stunned: "What? Lao Tzu has never touched the divine scroll, let alone seventy years ago. ”
Bao Yuan braked the car violently: "What? What do you say? You didn't touch this scroll seventy years ago? What's going on? Are you an idiot old man? (To be continued.) )