Chapter 255: Crazy Birth
Wuxiang is neat, and he uses Allegro to say the Heart Sutra, which is quite charming, but it makes Lin Qi and the old man stunned, I didn't expect the monk to really have such a ability, but seeing that Wuxiang's demeanor was calm, the Allegro in his hand was still a little obscure before, and gradually played faster and faster, and a Heart Sutra was said to be extremely smooth.
The Heart Sutra is short, the full text is only 260 words, but it is just a moment of effort, Wuxiang finished all the fights, stopped and said to the old man: "The Heart Sutra is too short, presumably the old gentleman has not heard the addiction, and the poor monk is playing a Diamond Sutra for the old gentleman." Licking his lips, he was about to play allegro again, and when he pulled it out, the old man screamed: "No need, the old man is very happy to hear it!" ”
The old man is a little confused, he has lived for so many years, and he has never seen such a monk as Wuxiang, he is really a wonderful person, but it is also too annoying, the heart sutra is short, and he will listen to it, if he hits the Diamond Sutra, it will take at least half an hour, and if he is playing the Bodhisattva Sutra after the Diamond Sutra, then he will not have to do anything else, and he hurriedly stopped.
Wuxiang stared at the big eyes and said: "The poor monk is not tired, the old gentleman loves to listen, the poor monk is also happy, often listen to the Dharma, and the body and mind are beneficial......"
The old man didn't dare to answer his words, turned his head to look at Lin Qi, and asked with a bitter face: "What do you have to do, you can talk about it now." ”
Lin Qi saluted and said: "In the lower Lin Qi, this is Wuxiang, meet the predecessors of the river god." This time, I came to borrow 300 iron-billed pelicans in your hand. ”
He Bo was weird, Lin Qi was blunt, He Bo looked at him and said, "Borrow the pelican, it's okay." ”
Lin Qi was overjoyed when he heard the two words, he never expected it to be so easy, and hurriedly said, "Thank you River God!" ”
Hebo said: "Slow, don't be busy, the old man, these pelicans have been raised for decades to have their current appearance, what they eat and drink, but they are rare things in the world, very precious, it is not difficult if you want to borrow, but there is a guarantor?" ”
Lin Qi pulled Wuxiang and asked, "Can he be a guarantor?" ”
He Bo said with a mouthful: "There are not many monks in the world who can play allegro, although the old man appreciates it, but he has just seen it today, do you know what a guarantor is?" If you borrow the old man's pelican and don't pay it back, the old man has to find the guarantor to pay it back, so it works, what is this monk? Do you dare to be your guarantor? ”
Lin Qi was silent, understanding that Hebo was making things difficult for him, thought about it, and asked: "The kid is a junior, and he doesn't know many people, even if he knows some people, they don't know you old, it's really a little difficult to do, but what other conditions are there?" ”
He Bo said: "There is no guarantor, but there is collateral, if the value is equal, I can also lend the pelican to you." ”
Hebo is a god, gold and silver are naturally not wanted, Lin Qi is a poor bastard, except for the measuring ruler on his waist, there is nothing else, so he reluctantly took out the ruler and said: "This ruler is called the measuring ruler, it is an artifact, and it can be used as collateral." ”
He Bo snorted and said: "The old man of the ruler also recognizes this as a measuring ruler, but the ruler recognizes you as the master, and others can't use it, and in the hands of the old man, it is scrap iron, what do I want it to do?" No, no, no......"
Left is not successful, right is not successful, Lin Qi is also helpless, standing there silent, seeing that Hebo is so difficult, he couldn't help but step forward and persuade: "Old man, the Buddha often said that you must have a compassionate heart to be a man, nothing more than to borrow your pelican to use, and it is not bad, we come to ask each other, there must be difficulties, in the difficulties, you stretch out your hand, we will naturally be grateful to you for a lifetime, not to mention that this pelican has nothing to do except accompany you, isn't it difficult to have ambitions?" ......" Wuxiang spoke, talking far away, Hebo began to listen with a smile, and when Wuxiang talked about cause and effect, he couldn't bear it anymore, and said to Lin Qi: "You tell this monk to shut up, otherwise the old man won't lend you these three hundred iron-billed pelicans!" ”
Lin Qi's heart moved, if he really didn't borrow it, he would say that he would die, why did he always leave room for it? Presumably, this old man also begged him, otherwise he would definitely not be like this, but he just wanted to get enough of the shelf, so that he had no choice but to help him, and finally fell into a big favor for him, looking at this appearance, he seemed to know that he was coming, could it be that Zhong Kui had already told him, otherwise how could it be such a coincidence, he met here, and there was a pelican squatting beside him?
If that's the case, why didn't Zhong Kui let himself tell him what he told? Could it be that it is so mysterious? Now it seems that it is very possible, Lin Qi couldn't help but smile bitterly, he understood that when dealing with these gods, there is no one who does things in vain, and there are not so many kind-hearted people, things in the world are like this, if you want to get it, you have to pay, this is also the way of heaven.
Really let Hebo lead him by the nose? Lin Qi thought about it carefully, and saw that Hebo was staring at him, in his blue eyes, there was a great intention to beg me quickly, Lin Qi turned his mind, sighed, dragged Wuxiang, didn't let him continue, and bowed to Hebo, and said: "The recklessness of the kid is really beyond his strength, you are the noble river god, what can the kid do, good things, can enter the eyes of your old man, since you don't borrow, the kid has no complaints, so I will leave!" After speaking, he pulled Wuxiang and left.
Wuxiang still didn't give up: "I'm talking to the old gentleman, I'm talking to the old gentleman......"
However, Lin Qi's hand is very strong, how can he break free without a phase, and he is dragged forward, Hebo can't help but be stunned when he sees Lin Qi not asking for help, and when he sees Lin Qi walking resolutely, he can't help but shout: "You kid, how can you be so impatient?" We still have to discuss this matter! ”
Lin Qi stopped suddenly, pretending to be happy, and asked, "Really?" ”
He Bo said: "What did the old man lie to you? You kid is frizzy, you don't do big things, you can't stand this grievance, what can you do? That's it, that's it, the old man doesn't have anyone available, it's you, don't tell you, the old man has encountered some troubles recently, if you help me solve it, don't say borrow it, it's nothing to give it to you, raising these pelicans was originally to deal with the head fish in the Yellow River, but now the head fish are gone, and it is useless for the old man to keep it. ”
Uncle He has something to do, and Lin Qi doesn't dare to take care of it, how can Uncle He also be the water god of the Yellow River, and he can't solve the things that he can't solve, Lin Qi can do it? I had to ask, "What bothering you dare to ask?" If the kid is within his reach, a definition is indispensable. ”
He Bo sighed, sat back to the fishing place, stretched out his hand to beckon Lin Qi and Wuxiang to come over, the two got closer, and He Bo said: "The family is not hard, something like this happened!" ”
The cause of the matter is also simple, it is said that at the foot of Yue Mountain, there is a family surnamed Fang, the Fang family has been cultivating and reading for generations, Bo has family wealth, the Fang family has a son under his knees, called Fang Zimo, there is one in twenty this year, he is a handsome young man with red lips and white teeth, quite talented, he does a good article, he is also proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and is famous far and near, so if the talent is in the previous dynasty, it must be a scientific examination, but if there is a big chaos today, the imperial examination has long been stopped, and the Fang family does not dare to let the child enter the wolf's den of the Yuan Dynasty, so he studies at home.
Fang Zimo has ambitions that are difficult to stretch, and gradually go wild, as the saying goes, people and groups gather like things, Fang Zimo knows a group of friends who are all scholars like him, all of them are wild people, they are all people with ambitions, these people gather together, every day is to chant poems against each other, point to mention the government, discuss the general trend of the world, every day is drunk, people who can read, the family will not be too bad, each family also feels that their children and grandchildren have ambitions that are difficult to reach, afraid that they will die of old age in the countryside, they are distressed, so let them go.
So this group of half-hangers who read a lot of books are happy, the whole price you come and go, there is fun, lively to make up, this is just in time to worship Hebo, not to mention the number of people, there are jugglers, singing, these people can't bear it, and go to Wulong Mountain in a noisy way.
Others will go home after worshipping, these people are still unfinished, today is the bright moon hanging high, the bright moon breeze, chanting poems, playing quite pleasantly. Under normal circumstances, it is almost the same when I play, but I never thought that after drinking a few more glasses today, I became more and more wild, just in front of the river temple, chanting poems, singing songs, and picking up branches and drawing blindly......
There are unforeseen storms and clouds, in the second half of the night, suddenly the wind rises, it rains, a few people hold the wine jar and panic into the river temple, these boys are from large families, to the incense to count on their families, the temple in the river temple did not care about them, not to mention that they are also old, they can't manage if they want to, go back to the house to sleep, the rest of these crazy people shouting, it is nothing, a group of children are messing around, Hebo still has this bit of energy.
Although the river temple is small, it is also complete, the statues of the Hebo family are placed in the temple, there are Hebo, and the two daughters of Hebo, the statue sculpture is lifelike, especially the two girls of Hebo, they are both twenty-eight years old, beautiful and delicate, it makes people think a little about it, especially the eldest daughter, dignified and virtuous, beautiful and unparalleled.
Seven or eight people, all of whom have become relatives, only Fang Zimo is very self-assured, and ordinary girls look down on him, so he has not married. One of them, Zhao Lei, was drunk, pointed to Hebo's eldest daughter, and said to Fang Zimo with a smile: "You are crazy, the daughter of ordinary people can't look down on it, what do you think of Hebo's daughter?" It's better for Xiaosheng to be a matchmaker, you marry her! ”
Fang Zimo also drank too much, and said with a smile: "Brother Tai is a matchmaker, how dare the younger brother disobey, and he will marry him for a hundred years, come, I will marry today, but I can drink a few more glasses......" The crowd laughed and laughed, congratulations kept coming, gossiping nonsense, and drinking more and more.
It was a few crazy jokes, but unexpectedly caused a mess.
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