When drunk and drunk, when they woke up, a group of people tossed into the middle of the night, fell asleep, and was woken up by the temple early the next morning, Lang Lang staggered back to their respective homes, Fang Zimo was still drunk, and after returning home, he ate a few mouthfuls of food indiscriminately, returned to the house and fell asleep, in his sleep, an old man in a brocade robe appeared with a smile, Fang Zimo looked a little familiar, and took a closer look at the river god Hebo in the temple yesterday.

Hebo said to him: "The posture of the little girl Pu Liu, it is rare to be favored by the son, since there is a matchmaker who has set a marriage, he will send a little bride price, and the family will be a family in the future, and the bride price is more or less a meaning, and there is no need to break too much." After a few words, the figure disappeared.

Fang Zimo woke up, remembered the things in the dream, laughed at himself and smiled bitterly, he felt that he drank a little too much yesterday, he was a Confucian disciple, he didn't say anything strange and confused, he didn't believe in ghosts and gods, he just remembered it as a joke last night, he had a strange dream, and he didn't take it to heart, how to live or how to live.

But unexpectedly, when I went to bed at night, I dreamed of Hebo again, not like the last time I laughed, but with an angry face, and shouted and reprimanded: "Yesterday I told you to send a dowry, the old man waited at home all day, and I didn't see you, so I can't help but not regard my future father-in-law as a thing, you are a scholar, you should know that you respect the elderly, but you are less than anything, and I don't have the same knowledge as you. ”

Fang Zimo woke up from the dream in a cold sweat, and looked around, what Hebo was there, but this dream was too clear, not to mention how could anyone have the same dream twice in a row? This kind of thing has never happened before, I can't help but half-believe, but the ghost and god thing is still respectful and far away, the next day I didn't tell my family, I went to the river temple, put on three incense, and chanted to the statue of the river god: "The river god lord forgive, the kid is ignorant, after getting drunk with a few friends, he talks nonsense, there is something offended, and he ...... ten thousand Haihan" finished talking, kowtowed three times, and went home.

I thought it was okay, but I didn't expect Hebo to come again in the dream, and said to him with an angry face: "You kid, I don't know anything, my daughter is beautiful, virtuous and virtuous, where is not worthy of your kid?" When a few of you broke into the house, the old man had never seen you in general, and the matter of proposing marriage was your friend Zhao Lei, who also agreed, the little girl was happy in her heart, begging the old man to agree, the old man nodded, you kid regretted it again, how can it be child's play? What's more, the good news of the old man has spread out, and the old friends who have made friends are waiting to drink the old man's wedding wine, do you say that if you don't marry, you won't marry? If you are a person who knows how powerful, you will come to the door tomorrow, give a dowry, and press your eight characters under the statue of the old man, let's expose it, if you don't come, the old man will call you a good boy. ”

Fang Zimo is a scholar, he admires the sages the most in his life, and he is not afraid of ghosts and gods, and he immediately said angrily: "Xiaosheng is just a drunken joke, even if there are some mistakes, he also came to the door to pay for the courtesy, why is he so entangled?" People and gods have different paths, why do you want to marry your girl? My son's husband is going to be a man and marry your daughter, you are a god, and your girl is a goddess, don't I want to be a little shorter than her? After getting married, will she serve me, or will I serve her? Since you are a god, you should also know that the twisted melon is not sweet, is it possible that you still have to use force to recruit a son-in-law? What's more, the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker are the right reason, why did you send your daughter to the door? ”

If it is an ordinary person, I am afraid that I will faint with joy a long time ago, and I can marry the daughter of the river god, how much of a creation, but Fang Zimo is not an ordinary person, in today's world, my daughter's family wants to find a reader, one is to understand the feelings, in a country that is not as reckless as a farmer, but I don't know, if this scholar becomes a nerd, it is even worse than ordinary people, Fang Zimo is one of them, in his heart, what Confucius said is the truth, and everything else is crooked. Isn't that the model of a scholar?

With this thought, he resisted even more, and He Bo was angry, but he had no way to take him, so he jumped to his feet and said: "Okay, if you don't obey, the old man will find your parents to reason." ”

That night, the old man and the old lady of the Fang family dreamed of Hebo, and told the whole thing before and after, the second elder was not as stubborn as Fang Zimo, and offended the gods, but it was a great event, early the next morning, he followed Fang Zimo's ass and asked, Fang Zimo did not hide it, so he said what happened.

When the second elder heard that it was his own kid who caused the trouble, he also persuaded him, for the sake of the safety of the house, you will marry the daughter of the river god, people are gods, and they are not worthy of our Fang family? However, Fang Zimo is a stubborn donkey's temper, if He Bo had spoken well before, he might have hesitated a little, but now he said that he would not agree to die.

The words are burning, saying that he is a man who stands up to the sky and the earth, and is never afraid of power, not to mention marrying the daughter of the river god, is it to marry or to marry? Presumably it is a lot of money, he is a scholar, but he doesn't go to sit on the cheap son-in-law, if this is the case, it is better to die, after speaking, he has to look for death and life, the Fang family is such a lone seedling of Fang Zimo, like an eyeball, the second elder has no choice, can only let Fang Zimo go out to avoid the limelight, the old man Fang will go to the river temple in person, donate more incense money, maybe the river god master will be angry.

Fang Zimo thought about this reason, and wanted to go to Shandong to go to his uncle's house, but he didn't expect that the boat arrived in the middle of the Yellow River, suddenly stopped, in broad daylight, a layer of fog arose on the river surface, the river water swirled, and he couldn't move, the boatman was frightened, and hurriedly kowtowed to worship God. Don't you know that the old man is a river god? Virtuous son-in-law, don't make trouble, today your parents sent a lot of money to my temple, I will treat it as a bride price, you are still young, and you are not in general with you, come back quickly, and you can get married early. ”

Fang Zimo saw that he couldn't leave, and Hebo relied on him, he was embarrassed and indignant, and pointed at Hebo and said loudly: "There are clouds in "Leaving the Scratch": Fu is innocent and dies straight, and the former saint is thick!" Qu Yuan threw himself into the river, insisting on "being innocent, Geng, straight, unwilling to compromise and conform to the vulgar, Qu Yuan can do it, can't I do it?" As he spoke, he jumped into the boiling water of the Yellow River.

He Bo was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this stupid boy to throw himself into the river, people Qu Yuan is because the country hates the family hatred, what are you kid for? Just for someone else to marry your own girl? How stupid do you think you have to be to do such a thing? He Bo is the god of water, and he has seen a lot, but he has never seen Fang Zimo so ...... of people.

couldn't really let him drown, and hurriedly rescued him to the shore, Fang Zimo drank a stomach of water, saw that he was not dead, knew that it was Hebo who saved him, and felt that justice had defeated evil, and it was even more amazing, he really regarded himself as a character like Qu Yuan, and returned home triumphantly.

Fang Zimo is fine, Hebo also thinks that this kid is too stubborn and not a good son-in-law, if he really marries his own daughter, he will not be allowed to climb on top of his head in the future? There was a little respectful look there, and he didn't mention this family matter, and when he returned home, he didn't explain it to his eldest daughter who was waiting to get married, so he said that he didn't look at the kid from Zimo, and asked his daughter to wait for a while, and then find him a better husband.

Who knows that the obedient daughter doesn't know what is wrong, and she bluntly said that Fang Zimo will not marry, and also said that the relationship between the two has a matchmaker and a bride price, and things have come to such a point, how can she say that she will regret it, if the matter is spread, how will she be a person? A good woman does not marry a second husband, and if her father does not agree to this family business, then she will die to show him.

In fact, his daughter is also a high-spirited person, some mountain gods and fairy families have come to propose marriage over the years, but no one can look down on her, so she fell in love with Fang Zimo, and she didn't blame her, although Fang Zimo's kid was pedantic, he gave birth to a good blank, dignified, white and clean, three points of romance, three points of chic, three points of talent, and that point of stupidity, which moved his daughter.

A person who is looking for death and life wants to marry, and a person who is looking for death and life is not married, Hebo also has a headache, and his face is a little unbearable, he feels that Lao Tzu is also the water god of the Yellow River, how many people can't stutter, and if you look at your kid to give you face, you don't want to give face, and if Lao Tzu is angry, you have to clean you up.

So the Fang family was unlucky, the fields at home, not a drop of rain, other people's land, the rain moistened, the crops grew well, as far as his Fang family, the rain in the sky was accurate, it rained in all directions, revealing that his family's field did not rain, like wearing a huge straw hat, very weird, what made the Fang family unbearable was that the sweet water well at home suddenly dried up, there was no drop of water, and the draft became a problem, go to the river to fetch water, but as long as the people of the Fang family arrived, the river became turbid.

Within a few days, the Fang family couldn't stand it, the second elder persuaded Fang Zimo to marry Hebo's daughter, otherwise the Fang family didn't know how many unfortunate things they would suffer, the Fang family was just ordinary people, and they couldn't afford to offend the gods, but how could Fang Zimo be a person who easily surrendered to defeat? Under grief and indignation, he took out his greatest ability to write articles.

People have to have a skill, there is nothing wrong with this, Fang Zimo's limbs are not diligent, and the grains are not divided, but his ability to write articles is powerful, the article is written well, and the letter will not be written too badly, Fang Zimo will be full of indignation, all poured into the letter, and what he wrote was a cluster of flowers, sprinkled with flowers...... The matter of Hebo forcing him to be a son-in-law was completely written in detail, and his own views and opinions were attached, in short, he Hebo was not strong, and Fang Zimo was reasonable.

After writing the envelope, burn it, the recipient is full of gods and Buddhas, as long as Fang Zimo knows, he wrote a letter, Jade Emperor, Buddha Rulai, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Erlang Zhenjun, mountain god, land ...... It doesn't matter if you receive it or not.

As a result, the gods and Buddhas all knew that Hebo couldn't marry his daughter, and forced others to marry his daughter, and people didn't want to.

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