Chapter 035 Taking Off Your Pants and Fart Is Not as Good as "Thick Black"

Song Peng's surprise attack was quite effective.

Bao Yuan looked at Song Peng with a relieved face, and kept praising in his heart: "Good boy, there are two, damn, I didn't expect this stubble." ”

After Ah Tu was beaten and beaten by the mercenaries, he lay on the ground with a dry face, looking like a complete human skin with an ancient costume, except for the Qin Dynasty civil official hat that remained in its original state.

There was not a trace of anger in Atu's body.

The five-meter-high giant tripod and eighteen thick copper pillars surrounded by three people are still burning unsympathetically, and the smoke is cooking.

The fire shone on Ah Tu's human skin face, and the flat ground gave rise to a shudder.

Ah Wan and Ah Shirui's hands trembled, both of them half knelt and half knelt beside Ah Tu and kept stroking Ah Tu's clothes and skins, and the two Qin Dynasty people cried and shouted: "We are waiting for the first emperor to receive the imperial decree of Chrysostom, and on the night of the full moon, we braved the waves of the lake into the bottom of Dongting Lake, Ah Tu, the two of us really can't remember what our name is, and we can't remember what your name is, Ah Tu, the three of us have been arguing for two thousand years, and we forget after arguing, thinking about it, this quarrel is nothing more than loyalty to the country, Ah Tu, I didn't think that you died at the hands of the wicked, Depart from us, Atu, and come back soon......"

Bao Yuanxin said: "It's bad, the Qin Dynasty implemented feudal autocracy and paid attention to discipline, in case these two bags want to accompany Ah Tu to die together?" ”

Du Muqing was soft-hearted, couldn't stand others crying under her eyelids, and said weakly: "Bao, isn't it too heavy for us to start?" ”

Bao Yuan didn't reply, he didn't worry, when he entered the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain, Sun Panzi kept telling everyone not to touch the treasures inside and enter the land of the void dragon. Seeing that the antiques and treasures in the world are gathered, the flute is a piece that cannot be brought out. Needless to say, the tomb of the gods in Liupan Mountain is not to mention. didn't even bring out a fart, and caught up with Song Xiaoqing, who was in love for the first time at school. Bao Yuan originally wanted to enter the bottom of Dongting Lake. You can't take the artifact away, it's always okay to take away these three Qin Dynasty big living people, I didn't want to die one, and the other two seemed to be no longer alive, and Bao Yuan didn't know what to do.

Ping Sigui approached Ah Wan and Ah Shirui with a sly smile on his face.

Although Song Peng shouted that it didn't matter if he killed one or two Qin Dynasty people, after it was his turn to kill Ah Tu, Song Peng's conscience was immediately reprimanded, and he saw Ping Sigui approaching the two with bad intentions, and Song Peng was anxious.

"Ping Si Gui. Why? What are you doing? Stop hitting the two of them! ”

"Ah Bowl!" Ping Sigui politely shouted at Ah Wan.

Ah Wan didn't answer.

"Shrew!"

Ashrui still didn't answer.

"Ah Wan, Ah Shirui, don't get me wrong, buddy is just joking with you, scaring and scaring you, I didn't think about it, you are so unbeaten, and the foolish brother hasn't used his strength yet......" When Ping Sigui said this sentence without humility or arrogance, Bao Yuan, Du Muqing, and Song Peng all put their minds at ease, and they all thought: It turns out that Ping Sigui stepped forward and diluted the mud. I hope he can persuade these two people well, don't let them find a short-sighted, and only listen to Ping Sigui and Yan Yuese: "Ah Wan, Ah Shirui, we modern people are stronger than Daqin people." I must have hurt the two of you just now, are you comfortable beating? ”

"What a mess." Bao Yuan thought to himself: How can there be such persuasion of people.

"Hmph, I'll see. A few of you just see that we are civil officials of Great Qin, if we are replaced by my famous generals and warriors of Great Qin. Hugh wants to say that a few of you have given away goods for nothing, even if there are thousands of troops and horses, in the eyes of my famous generals and warriors of Great Qin. What to fear! "Shrey suddenly turned sideways.

"Yo yo yo, play horizontally,!" Ping Sigui is very disdainful.

"Hmph, just you, just you, if I'm the famous generals of Great Qin, Sima Cuo, Wang Qian, Wang Ben, and Meng Tian, as long as one of them is here, a few of you will have no money to make your head!" Ah Wan said awe-inspiringly.

"Understood, understood, damn, this is trying to tear the net to the fish, Lao Bao, Lao Song, it seems that Wen is not appeased, we have to continue to fight with force!" Hei Sigui stood up abruptly.

"Lao Ping, don't fight, the two of them are pitiful." Du Muqing's heart softened.

"Hmph, if you have the guts, you and I will stay in this battle, and wait for the arrival of my famous generals and warriors of Great Qin, and bully the civilian officials to show their face." Ah Wan's words are to let them stop fighting.

"Yes, if you are a hero, you will wait for ......"

didn't wait for Ah Shirui to finish speaking, Ping Sigui said coldly: "Don't fucking nonsense, don't talk to Lao Tzu about the famous generals of Great Qin, the old guy of Qin Shihuang has been dead for 2,000 years, even if there is any bullshit Great Qin Broken General, he will be turned into ashes long ago, don't talk about that useless, Lao Tzu asks you, are you comfortable?" ”

"This ......"

Ah Wan and Ah Shirui were speechless.

Du Muqing approached Sun Panzi, who had not participated in the beating team, and whispered, "Ninth Grandfather, don't let Ping Sigui make trouble!" ”

"Lao Tzu asked you, are you comfortable?" Ping Sigui asked viciously.

"Can you feel comfortable, it hurts!" Ashirui didn't dare to be coquettish, and said weakly.

"It's not comfortable, heh, that's still a little bit of fire, brothers, what are you waiting for, keep saying hello!" Ping Sigui statue is addicted, and there are hundreds of emperors in Tanggula Mountain Prison Dragon City to beat him, but there are only three living treasures of the Qin Dynasty at the bottom of this Dongting Lake, and one of them died.

"Don't fight, don't fight, we're comfortable being beaten." Ah Wan and Ah Shirui immediately fell to their knees.

"Then what are you waiting for, tell everything you know, if Lao Tzu finds that there is a leak, I guarantee that you will be comfortable!" Ping Sigui roared.

Bao Yuan glanced at Ping Sigui fiercely, pointed at Ping Sigui's nose and scolded: "Fuck, Ping Sigui, damn, you kid was taking off your pants and magnifying your fart, damn, people Song Lao used the true wisdom of his head to do things, you fucking play is called bullshit, people have already recruited, that is, they have already told us the truth, can people not continue to finish speaking, Qin Shihuang's old man has been dead for 2,000 years, why are they keeping this bullshit mission, you can't eat or drink, go and go, Ping Sigui, you kid took off your pants and fart, If you want to show off but don't show off in the right place, what kind of big-tailed wolf you are pretending! ”

Bao Yuan dressed like a Confucian in ancient times, kneeling down on one knee and holding up Ah Wan and Ah Shirui, politely said: "Two, I really don't hide from each other, now it is different from the past, the world is no longer his Qin Shi Huang alone, the sun rises and the moon sets, the clouds and fog disperse, two thousand years of wind and clouds like a white horse passing through the gap, now the society pays attention to fairness, justice, justice, reasonableness, legality, harmony, tolerance, understanding, stability and unity, now the world is a Datong society, the people are happy to be the masters, the two will walk out of the bottom of Dongting Lake in the future, Follow Lao Tzu to make you rich! ”

Ah Wan and Ah Shi Rui stood up together, nodded and said: "Xiao Bao Ye is reasonable, although the two of us didn't understand what Xiao Bao Ye said, but I am comfortable listening to it, this is like words!" ”

Ping Sigui said hatefully: ", I want you to pretend to be a good person, Bao Yuan, you are not a good bird!" ”

Du Muqing smiled and whispered: "Don't be unconvinced, Ping Sigui, I think, Bao Ke is much better than you, learn it, this is called being able to turn and fold, to be able to deceive, to be able to Zhang Nengchi, just don't suffer, this is a kind of personality charm!" ”

Song Peng snorted: "Fart, how can Bao Yuan have Lao Tzu's charm, he is compared to Lao Tzu, from the ankle upwards to the half set!" ”

Ping Sigui laughed: "Right, right, it's this reason!" ”

Sun Panzi didn't speak for a long time, and snorted from his mouth: "These three Qin people are greasy, they can't say it well, they can't say it accurately, and look at how to deal with this little oily head of Xiaobao!" ”

Bao Yuan worked very hard to give the two Qin Dynasty people the soil on their bodies, and said with a cherished face: "Ah Wan, Ah Shirui, this dress has been worn for a lot of time, but there is no sun at the bottom of Dongting Lake, if the sun is premature, eh, Brother Xiao Bao can't stand you, accidentally injured the lives of the Ah Tu brothers, and I hope that the two brothers will bear with me, as the saying goes: Rather teach the world to bear me, Hugh teach me to bear the world, Ah Wan, Ah Shirui, you will treat me as Ah Tu from now on, if you want, Lao Tzu immediately drew a line with a few of them, bastards......"

Ah Wan hurriedly said: "Flattered, inexplicable, Xiao Bao Ye treats me with sincerity, I am already a masterless minister, and only Xiao Bao Ye will be the first to look forward to it in the future!" ”

Ah Shirui said with a straight face: "Little Bao Ye, from now on, what you order, what I want, I should do my best!" ”

Ping Sigui pouted on the side when he heard this, and whispered: "Fool, these two Qin Dynasty people are really two hundred and five, Bao Yuan just sent mercenaries to kill one of you, and two good words will deliver your life, cut, what the hell, it's really fucking 'forget to die', no heart and no lungs!" ”

Bao Yuan took the hands of the two and asked kindly: "Two, I don't know, the jade seal left by the First Emperor has disappeared. ”

Ah Wan said with a look of surprise: "Ah, the jade seal of the country has been lost?" ”

Ah Shirui seconded and said: "Brother Ah Wan, we should first thank Xiao Bao Ye for giving us a name, we are courtiers, it is important to be loyal to the monarch and patriotism, but we have forgotten the name of the treasure given by our parents, maybe we have done it loyally, but this filial piety has not been done, Xiao Bao Ye does not refuse to tell the truth about the power, and the king and the relatives are no different from the sky, it seems that my Great Qin Qi can be destroyed, so think about it, the first emperor must be buried in the tomb of Lishan, Xiao Bao Ye, how could the jade seal of the country be lost, it is a sacred object. ”

Ah Wan took a long breath and said: "Xiao Bao Ye doesn't know, there are two jade seals of the country, one is from the sky, and the other is carved from the wall of the He's family. ”

Bao Yuanxin said: "Damn, I still need you to talk about this matter, the old guy of Qin Shihuang has already talked about it." I could only patiently ask, "How can there be two pieces?" (To be continued......)