Chapter 034 Only when you are comfortable will you move

Song Peng disagreed, and put on a questioning attitude: "Oh, Ninth Master, if your old man points to the big copper tripod in front of him, and says that it is the artifact Baoding used by Taishang Laojun, Lu Dongbin, Zhang Daoling, Yuan Shi Tianzun and other super gods when they practiced Dan, Xin, Xin, Xin, Song Mou unconditionally believed." But, Ninth Master, if you want to say that the Rui City under Zhongtiao Mountain is submerged in the underground Taoist temple and there is a Lian Dan furnace buried in the great god Lu Dongbin, this, this ...... This Song didn't believe it, and Song would never agree with this! ”

Ping Sigui snorted and said, ", old Song, are you kid planning to spray feces again?" ”

Song Peng ignored it, and continued to say to everyone as if it were universal education: "Everyone, everyone, hi, Lao Bao, you kid stand up for Lao Tzu, listen obediently, Mu Qing, maintain good classroom order......"

Bao Yuan stared blankly and said, "Fuck you!" ”

Song Peng coughed a few times, and said while gesturing with his hand: "Lao Bao, let's count your kid's prickly head, cough cough, don't fucking believe it, about the Eight Immortals, Lao Tzu has studied it with great concentration: Song Mou is clear, clear, confused, and knows everything about the Eight Immortals, although the description in the novel "The Legend of the Eight Immortals" is exaggerated, experts have clearly pointed out that the story of the Eight Immortals is purely apocryphal. Why, because at that time, under the feudal background, Penglai, Hainan, and Taiwan were the royal penal colonies, and I was exiled to that place, second only to Ling Chi. The story of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea was passed down from Penglai. It is said that a few prisoners in Penglai escaped back then, and drifted back to the mainland in a catastrophe at sea, and met a few fishermen on the shore, and the fishermen asked where you came from, and the prisoners said. We are from Penglai, and the fisherman said that Penglai is where the gods live. How many of you are immortals, right? The prisoners didn't answer, slapped their butts and walked away, one pass to ten. Ten spread hundreds, since then there has been a story of eight immortals crossing the sea, which is not the same thing at all! ”

Sun Panzi intends to correct it.

Bao Yuan stretched out his hand to stop him, and said with a smile: "Ninth Master, don't pay attention to him, why do you care about him, Song Peng's books on this dog day have been read in the dog's stomach, and he always loves to be more real when he reads more books, and he always loves to take some fake things as real." It's boring to listen to! ”

Song Peng said angrily: ", what do you mean to be more serious?" What does it mean to be more truthful? Lao Tzu is telling the truth! ”

Sun Panzi laughed, and said a dirty word that he had never seen in a century: "Xiao Song, your kid's fart must be true, what he said, Sun Mou felt like a fart!" ”

Du Muqing laughed.

Ping Sigui avoided the nonsense between them, and asked seriously: "Ninth Master, did you and your group find the divine furnace left by Lu Dongbin and refine the true immortal talisman?" Can you really walk the yin and yang realm? The sun is not mentioned. What is the underworld like, Ninth Master, can you tell everyone? ”

Ping Sigui's words seem to be to the point.

Sun Panzi raised his eyes to look at the giant ding, and said slowly, "En." Xiaoping's question was good, and it hit the nail on the head, and we found the Dan furnace left by Lu Dongbin in the Taoist temple together. It is true that he has not been refined into a straight immortal talisman, and although Guang Ri is infinitely close to a demigod, he has not been able to refine it into a true immortal talisman. But. I once heard from the Seventh Brother that there was a foreigner in the Holy Council back then with extraordinary divine power. Above the demigod Guangri, it is rare in the world, I can't remember what the foreigner's name is Sun Mou, the name is too long and too tongue-twisting, it is said that the foreigner has been very harmful, Guangri sent the divine furnace left by Lu Dongbin in the mortal world to the Holy Congress, it is to get greater benefits! ”

Bao Yuan thought coldly.

Spread the god scroll on the ground, and a huge copper tripod also appeared on it, the difference is that the copper tripod on the god scroll rotates rapidly.

Bao Yuan was flustered at that time.

Song Peng slapped his head violently, rushed to the three Qin Dynasty people with an arrow step, couldn't help but say, grabbed Atu's collar with both hands, and asked sternly: "Atu, hmph, damn, Lao Tzu doesn't care if you have been stupid here for two thousand years, explain it clearly to Lao Tzu, and say ......."

Bao Yuan, Du Muqing, Ping Sigui, Sun Panzi, and Chili Belly thought that Song Peng had been stunned, and they didn't know whether to stop it.

I heard Song Peng ask loudly: "Ah Tu, Lao Tzu asks you, you have to give Lao Tzu an honest answer, if you dare to talk nonsense, Lao Tzu must pick your skin." ”

Ah Wan said in a trembling voice: "Little Song Ye, if you have something to say, you have something to say, we haven't offended you!" ”

Ah Shirui whispered: "The three of us are a little confused here, but we know that in the Great Qin Dynasty, they can be presumptuous!" ”

Song Peng ignored what the two of them said, and stared at Ah Tu viciously: "Ah Tu, Lao Tzu asked you, did you come to the bottom of Dongting Lake back then, or five people?" Say, explain it clearly to Lao Tzu, say! ”

Bao Yuan asked loudly: "Song Peng, are you crazy?" Put it down, put it down for Lao Tzu, don't frighten the national treasures, they are very valuable! ”

Song Peng responded loudly: "Lao Bao, don't interrupt, Lao Tzu suddenly remembered something." He asked loudly: "Say, tell Lao Tzu clearly, Qin Shi Huang was cruising Dongting Lake back then, and he once encountered a great change in the wind and rain on the lake, the three of you entered here, Qin Shi Huang threw the jade seal into Dongting Lake to calm the turmoil, and a few years later, someone returned the jade seal to Qin Shi Huang by the Dongting Lake, if Qin Shi Huang put the jade seal into Dongting Lake, someone would send the jade seal back in vain?" So, Lao Tzu guessed, there were four people who came in at that time, and they brought the heirloom jade seal, but the three of you stayed, and the other person took the heirloom jade seal out, saying, yes and no? ”

Saying this, Bao Yuan immediately understood.

Song Peng is not evil.

Bao Yuan immediately pondered: When he saw Qin Shihuang in the tomb of the gods in Tanggula Mountain, Lao Er concealed it.

In Liupan Mountain, I heard that the Jinyi Sage said that Qin Shi Huang went to the tomb of the god to find him, and then went to Dongting Lake, it seems that these three Qin Dynasty people are pretending to be confused.

No matter how fierce and vicious Song Peng was, Ah Tu always shook his head and waved his hand and said, "I don't know!" ”

Song Peng looked at Atu's face, slapped his hand left and right, and slapped him a few times, and then scolded: "Good boy, oh, no, no, no, good old man, his mouth is still so fucking hard at this moment, don't say it, okay, look at Lao Tzu's hard slap or your hard mouth, say, do you say it or not?" Song Peng is a pair of clearance hands, even slapped Ah Tu more than a dozen steaming slaps between words, and his hands began to ache faintly, but Ah Tu's face did not change color, Song Peng shouted to Bao Yuan in a hurry: "Old Bao, no, no, you have to be punished, you have to be punished, you don't have to be punished, this old boy doesn't move, you can't adopt an affinity policy for this kind of goods, maybe you will remember to beat him up, quick, old bag, start cutting!" ”

Du Muqing seconded: "Cut, let them look down on women!" ”

Bao Yuan saw that Ah Tu didn't dare to fight back, and asked weakly: "Old Song, think clearly, these three people are national treasures, how can they be broken?" ”

Song Peng gasped, and said with white eyes: "Don't worry, it's not bad, as the saying goes: filial piety comes out under the stick, oh, no, no, no, the truth is recruited under severe punishment...... Wait, Lao Bao, aren't there three of them in the Qin Dynasty? Lao Tzu beats this Ah Tu, and you can pick one of the remaining two Qin Dynasty goods to fight to the death, and if you don't get angry, you must beat them until they remember! Ping Sigui was about to say something to calm his anger, but Song Peng hurriedly shouted: "Lao Bao, Lao Ping, are you two waiting for the eggplant box or waiting for the dishes?" Ma Ma Lili's hit, I haven't heard of people who collect antiques and stamps, but all precious things, only one in the world is a treasure, and the remaining one is worth a lot of money, and it doesn't matter if you kill the two! ”

Ping Sigui said weakly: "Old Song, is this appropriate?" Those grandsons who have been emperors, our brothers beat them up, forget the three of them, stupid, shouldn't we talk about human rights, humanitarianism or something! ”

Bao Yuan recognized Song Peng's reasoning and yelled: "Lao Ping, what kind of bullshit are you putting here, what bullshit humanity, what bullshit human rights, I haven't heard of humanity since I can remember." Bao Yuan wanted to say that he was born, but he remembered the toad father and Yang Tianyuan in his diary, and said in his heart: "In case Lao Tzu is Yang Tianyuan!" ”

It's strange, no matter how they fight, the faces of these three Qin Dynasty people will not change color.

but his own hand ached.

Bao Yuanda was also tired, and ordered the mercenaries to step forward and continue cutting.

As soon as the mercenary struck, it broke, and Atuden fell to the ground like a deflated assball, and he didn't even have any breath on the ground.

The mercenary's bronze skin and iron bones are very effective.

Seeing this, Ah Wan shook his head and waved his hand and said: "Don't fight, don't fight, a few masters, a few old grandfathers, although we have forgotten what our names are, but the mission that the First Emperor has given us will never forget, Xiao Song Ye is not bad, we accompanied the First Emperor to cruise in Dongting Lake in a dragon boat for twelve days......" A Shirui added, that night was the full moon, Qin Shi Huang realized that this night was unusual, Qin Shi Huang originally wanted to go down to the bottom of Dongting Lake to find out, However, the prince of Fusu and the prince of Huhai in the middle of the court had a quarrel because of the inheritance of the unification, and the first emperor was worried about the changes in the palace, so he asked us to take a group of ten people to bring the jade seal of the country into the bottom of Dongting Lake.

Bao Yuan asked strangely: "Hey, isn't it the lake god Niangniang who picks people when you enter the bottom of Dongting Lake?" ”

Ah Shirui said: "You need spiritual objects to enter the bottom of Dongting Lake, and the treasure scroll in your hand is a spiritual thing, and the jade seal of the country also has spirituality!" ”

The pepper belly is flustered, obviously the lake god girl picks a handsome guy, how did it become a spiritual thing?

Could it be that he was able to enter the bottom of Dongting Lake this time, because of the divine scroll, the chili belly still decided to ask the lake god Niangniang to ask clearly, as for whether the copper tripod will conjure up the elixir of immortality, he didn't care about it at all, what is the meaning of living for 10,000 years, and the husband and wife of the lake god Niangniang who thought about it for a long time is the vicissitudes of the road! (To be continued......)