Chapter 168: Pull back the egg before leaving the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace
Since Bao Yuan was inexplicably in the super huge bronze coffin, hey, Leng forgot that he was still carrying a gold wire rope.
It's weird, too.
It is said that the weight of the gold wire rope is not light, hey, Bao Yuanleng didn't find it.
At that time, Bao Yuan confirmed that the two people lying on the golden dragon and golden phoenix were the Yellow Emperor and Luozu, oh my God, the excitement of the dog day was completely forgotten.
Bao Yuan lacks nothing and no strange words.
Can you ask Song Peng?
Joke!
Bao Yuan opened his mouth and said nonsense: "Good question, wonderful question, golden silk rope, ha, brother, do you know why the bronze coffin hanging above your head disappeared?" Do you know who's in there? Hey, Lao Tzu can scare you to death if he says it, believe it or not......"
Song Peng asked suspiciously, "Who?" ”
Bao Yuanxin smacked hard, the Yellow Emperor and Luozu should not be mixed with any water when they talk and act, their turtle grandchildren have indeed been beheaded, heh, it's just that they didn't see blood, they didn't feel their heads rolling down, they didn't see the executioner, there must be something, it's just that the Yellow Emperor didn't really want to kill them...... Sun Panzi didn't feel it, it was because the Yellow Emperor didn't let Sun Panzi's head be cut off at all.
Who is it?
Hehe.
So, Bao Yuan stood on the head of Xing and made up nonsense.
Bao Yuan said that the bronze coffin is the palace of the Emperor of Heaven, the appearance is large, but in fact it is bigger and boundless, okay, the gods and Buddhas in the palace have stood a large area, this is not counting, there are a whole million heavenly soldiers and generals. Bao Yuan said that the heavenly soldiers and generals were ten meters long, and they all looked like giant spirits. Bao Yuan bragged about the cowhide and said that Lao Tzu is a person who has seen a big scene, even if it is the palace of the Emperor of Heaven. Can Lao Tzu be afraid? Joke! Lao Tzu yelled at the gods and Buddhas, bah. Jade Emperor Lao'er, see Mrs. Bao. How? Are you still going to occupy the dragon chair?
The Heavenly Emperor was so frightened that he didn't even dare to breathe.
Of course, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens are not all good children, and suddenly a little doll with a height of eight feet jumped out, stepping on the hot wheels and raising a fire-tipped gun.
It's clearly a ballast.
Hey, little one, I don't know how thick the sky is.
How can the dignified little master let a big fart doll be bluffed, joke! It's too late, it's too soon. Lao Tzu picked up a brick with his hand, and lifted it over according to the little doll's pink face, without thinking that everyone knows who the little doll is, but no matter how big his ability is, can he withstand our brick?
This brick of Bao Xiaotai has the power of groundbreaking.
Hehe, Bao Yuan bragged that the actual effect was exactly the same as expected, Lao Tzu called out a brick on his face, and the three heads of Nazha became six.
The more Sun Panzi listened, the more he couldn't stop humming: "Blow, blow, blow." Little Master Bao, isn't it Sun who deliberately fell to you, and if you don't blow it, you will die? ”
Ping Sigui smiled: "Lao Bao, this turtle grandson, he is fucked up except bragging." Hmph, I don't know, what's going on. ”
Fat Mao has not been seen in a hundred years for Bao Yuan: "Don't don't." Don't say that, in my opinion. What Mrs. Bao said is not false at all, let's talk about it again. Who of us buddies doesn't know who, Bao Xiaotai is not the one who talks about eggs, fat man, I dare to fight this guarantee......"
Boss Bao Yuan was proud.
Ashirui's sycophant is hanging, and invisibly, the new sycophant of fat hair has been substituted again.
Bao Yuanle said hehehe: "That's, that's!" Okay, the fat man who knows me is also, hum, Pingye, you have to learn more from the fat man, which will help you improve, don't always stand in place, this is not good, people want to move forward, you can't always hold the ability to retreat as a housekeeper! ”
Ping Sigui flattened his mouth and said, "Fuck you." ”
Bao Yuan thought that the fat hair was blowing the cow round for him.
Wrong, totally wrong!
Fat Mao just said a prelude, a large number of strange words are still followed by not said, Fat Mao said: "Bao Xiao Tai Ye is so majestic, in front of the gods and Buddhas only used one trick to take down the third prince of Nazha, as we all know, the third prince of Nazha is a very small role, at best a doll with a brain that has not grown up, Bao Xiao Taiye lifted him into six heads with a brick and it was like playing......"
Hearing this, Bao Yuan became even more proud.
Listening to Fat Mao continue: "The third prince of Nazha was defeated in only one round, hey, Li Jing, the king of Tota, was not happy when he arrived, but Li Jing realized that Bao Xiaotai was an unprecedented rival, and without waiting for the Emperor of Heaven to speak, Li Jing ordered Jin Zha and Muzha to fight Bao Xiaotai...... What a hero Bao Xiaotai is, don't say that Jin Zha Muzha is a brother, even if millions of heavenly soldiers and generals are born to a mother, what is the use, take it! ”
Bao Yuan couldn't help but say, "That's, that's!" Shine! ”
Alice. Nika couldn't help but chuckle, "Look at how smug you look." ”
Bao Yuan is listening to the use of miles.
But I heard Fat Mao Feng say in a circle: "Little Master Bao is killing sexually, and suddenly I heard the screams of the Emperor of Heaven hiding under the dragon chair, ...... Go to the West Heaven and invite the Buddha, the little master Bao is not even afraid of the gods and Buddhas, will a Buddha be afraid? Joke...... It's a pity, it's a pity, it's obvious that Bao Xiaotai is a little careless, the Buddha's skills, how can Bao Xiaotai not know, Bao Xiaotai knows that he can't run as soon as he enters the palm of the Buddha, Bao Xiaotai will never be pressed on the Five Elements Mountain like a monkey, no, do you know how Bao Xiaotai came back? ”
Bao Yuan heard something at this time, and he hummed and said, "Fuck you, little fatty, you didn't hold back any serious farts in your dog's day!" ”
Ping Sigui said with a smile: "I see, what the fat man said is a serious fart." ”
Song Peng took over and said: "I didn't find it, I really didn't find it, it turns out that the fat man is so active in thinking, Song Ye dares to guess, if the Buddha Lord comes to say, if you kid can wash away the Emperor with a soak of urine, the dragon chair will let you sit ...... As a result, Bao Xiaotai unbuttoned his pants and squeezed for a long time, squeezing out two drops, the Buddha sneered, and rushed out Bao Xiaotai with a big bubble of urine. 'Haha! ”
Bao Yuan scolded: "Fuck you." ”
Sun Panzi glanced at it fiercely, and said in his heart: "It's incorrigible, I can't find the right shape at any time." ”
Alice. Nika smiled, she said to Bao Yuan: "Little Master Bao, the Chinese are really interesting, whether it is laughing at others, or hurting people around the corner, its fundamental purpose is to make people laugh, a country with a low economy and lack of material, it is indeed a strength to be able to do this, which is incomparable to other countries, although it is poor and happy, but I feel that this way is indeed very advanced." ”
Bao Yuan said: "It's careless, careless, it's been arranged by these turtle grandchildren." ”
The spanking is over.
Bao Yuan stared coldly at Park Nianyun.
After a long time, Bao Yuan snorted weirdly: "Miss Park, what's the matter?" How did the great Korean Saint Seiya come together with us? Don't you like to be with us? Okay, let's say goodbye, you take Yangguan Avenue, we take the single-plank bridge, we shouldn't ...... either"
Pu Nianyun suddenly shed two lines of tears, and said with tears in her eyes: "Little Master Bao, I don't want to die, I beg you to take me away, I want to meet my good friend Du Muqing......" She turned her head to look at Alice. Nika, with a sincere face, said, "Old friend, you know what? I didn't feel the beheading they said, but I felt that I was stripped naked in front of everyone, and I also heard a voice in the dark saying, with you, a little woman, you can't leave the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace, if you don't beg for the little master, you will only die here......"
In between the words, the white light on the wheel of fortune is even more abundant.
At this moment, dozens of foreign theological elites appeared out of nowhere, including American Arhats, brave men of the former Soviet Union, and French Iron Arms, none of them, all of them were scarred, as if they had just gone through a desperate struggle.
The white light encompassed everyone and soared into the sky. (To be continued.) )