Chapter 001 Invitation
The sun is long in the sky, and the warm breeze is blowing with the fragrance of flowers.
When the wild goose gate is closed, the cold wind has already rolled up and rolled away, and the mountains and fields show a thriving summer scene, showing vitality everywhere. Connecting the heavens and the earth, the endless Hengshan Mountains are full of lush greenery, and the refreshing warm breeze pours straight into the nostrils.
On the top of the mountain, Bao Yuan opened his arms and shouted at the scorching sun: "We have come back from the scriptures......"
Bao Yuan didn't care about shouting.
But it drew a very stern response: "Fuck it, who told you to come up there?" Little bastard, get down for Lao Tzu......"
The current Bao Yuan's eyes are really good.
When Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao were still looking for the source of the sound, Bao Yuan saw at a glance that the turtle grandson who scolded everyone was the administrator wearing a red armband at the Yanmen Pass scenic spot, and the administrator rushed with a baton.
It was the fifteenth day of the first month of 2016, and it was summer in the blink of an eye.
Everyone's thinking has not completely come out of the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace, which is a bit like a different world. Bao Yuan's memory was clear, and the white light on the wheel of fate suddenly flourished, and everyone present was swept in. At that time, Bao Yuan thought to himself that the theological elites of various countries should leave if they wanted to, Lao Tzu was lazy to care about them, the world was one family, even if the humanitarian cycle world must be divided into states and ruled, the people who should be in charge didn't care, Lao Tzu didn't eat too much and took care of this idle thing, besides, how could Lao Tzu ever spend a penny on taxpayers and care about Lao Tzu's bird feathers and ashes......
Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and Fatty Mao don't think so.
The three of them shouted at Sun Panzi in the white light: "Ninth Master...... Fast...... We must not let the foreigners' theological bullshit that eats shit and dip in sugar leave our Yanmen Pass Underground Palace alive, China, and the big secret of the humanitarian cycle cannot flow into the hands of foreigners, Ninth Master. Stop, stop them......"
Initially. When Bao Yuan stood on the periphery of the wheel of fate and witnessed the disappearance of the eighteen little boy saints, the idiot old man, and the Huizi, he disappeared in a flash.
It just felt unexpected.
Wait until Bao Yuan himself stands in the increasingly white light. Experiencing this feeling firsthand, Bao Yuan realized that it was not the same thing at all.
It's not like a time tunnel, it's not like sitting in a time machine.
It was as if a huge door had opened overhead, and the blue color of the giant door was somewhat beyond common sense, as if it was out of reach, and as if it was within reach. Bao Yuan thought hard in his heart, Lao Tzu must go back to 2016, and don't send Lao Tzu to more than 70 years ago or more than 100,000 years ago......
Comparatively.
Sun Panzi hated foreigners in his bones.
First of all. More than 70 years ago, Sun Panzi was trapped alone in the Eagle's Beak Peak of Tanggula Mountain, and half of the credit was given to foreigners.
Secondly, the foreign theological elite formed an alliance in the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace and joined forces to kill Zhang Liutong, and Sun Panzi's teeth itched with hatred...... In the old years, the Eight-Nation Coalition Army entered Beiping City, burned, killed, looted, raped and plundered, and did all kinds of evil, and the treasure of China for hundreds of years was completely destroyed...... Sun Panzi didn't hate these things very much in his heart. Sun Panzi thought so, although the Eight-Nation Alliance killed compatriots in Beiping City in the old years, even if those bullshit compatriots were not killed by foreigners. In the end, they will still bully China's own people...... Sun Panzi's reason is very simple, the officials in Dandi's hometown are so hateful, not to mention Beiping City, which is full of officials. Rather than let them harm their own people, it is better to let foreigners kill them......
However. The foreign theological elite who infiltrated the Yanmen Pass Underground Palace, Sun Panzi said that he would not let them leave alive.
Don't use Song Peng, Ping Sigui, and fat hair to speak. Sun Panzi will also do it.
A big fight unfolds immediately.
Alice. Nika seems to have completely belonged to Bao Yuan, this battle, she performed even more heroically, but it made Fat Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng stunned, good guys, the female elite of the British royal theology is really tough, really fierce, toss Bao Yuan in the future, hey, have to bear!
Park Nianyun seems to cherish this opportunity very much.
Bao Yuan didn't understand what stimulated this Korean woman to change her thinking so quickly......
In this big fight before leaving the underground palace of Yanmen Pass, Park Nianyun did not hesitate at all, and immediately stepped forward to assist Sun Panzi and Alice. The battle sequence in which the Nika and the others work together to kill the other foreign theological elites...... It turns out that Park Nianyun's means are better than Alice. After several rounds, Park Nianyun was injured in many places, and was almost planted in the hands of a brave man in front of the Soviet Union, but was rescued by Bao Yuan in time......
After Park Nianyun was rescued by Bao Yuan.
The eyes of the two of them were invisibly focused, and soon there was a qualitative change.
Bao Yuan's eyes staring at Park Nianyun were hot, like the scorching sun, and the scorching Pu Nianyun was a little afraid to face it.
However, Park Nianyun did not avoid the scorching gaze cast by Bao Yuan, and similarly, she lit a fire in her eyes and looked at Bao Yuan.
Bao Yuan seemed to see through Park Nianyun's belt and flesh, and as if he had seen the previous scene, a pitiful and pity, Pu Nianyun, who was covered in red fruits, trembled under the ghost head knife in his hand, Bao Yuan was a little distressed, and said that it was a pity that this woman died, so it was better to let Lao Tzu accept it......
I only heard Park Nianyun say weakly: "Du Muqing has a good eye, the man she looks at is really different, it's a pity, it's a pity, Du Muqing can enjoy the human happiness that a normal woman deserves, but I can't, since I joined the Korean Theological Alliance, like walking with the corpse......"
Bao Yuan said lightly: "If you want to be a real woman, I can fulfill you, there is nothing in this world that Mrs. Bao can't do." ”
Bao Yuan's way to rescue Park Nianyun.
It really surprised Fatty Mao, Ping Sigui, and Song Peng.
When Park Nianyun fought with the brave man of the former Soviet Union, it was immediately clear which was stronger and which was weak, and they were not at the same level at all.
The white light is sheng, the four fields are vast, in addition to the bloody rain and bloody wind, there is only a piece of white and glamorous whiteness, and everyone can knock people down anytime and anywhere, Bao Yuan can't find a little bit of a lost meteorite, and when he feels out of the smoke point, it is estimated that Park Nianyun has already hung up several times.
It's too late to think about anything.
Bao Yuan made a decision immediately, and regardless of whether it worked or not, a mouthful of yellow, white and black thick phlegm immediately spat at the brave man of the former Soviet Union.
Song Peng, Ping Zhonggui, and Fatty Mao, who were hiding behind Bao Yuan like a shrunken turtle, almost went crazy.
Bah!
It's just kind of incredible!
I saw Bao Yuan's thick phlegm impartially spitting on the forehead of the brave man of the former Soviet Union who fought with Park Nianyun...... Damn, even Bao Yuan himself didn't expect this mouthful of phlegm to be so powerful, and it seems that there is no possibility for the brave people of the former Soviet Union to break free from that mouthful of thick phlegm.
Less than a minute.
The brave man of the former Soviet Union drowned in the thick phlegm of the round.
Bao Yuan inadvertently discovered that his phlegm was so powerful, hehe, the dog began to imitate it.
Phew, bah, the result is other foreign theological elites.
However, on the contrary, Bao Yuan's throat and eyes were sweet, and it took two bottles of mineral water to quench the throat fire.
Sun Panzi reluctantly expressed his opinion: "Little Master Bao, you have used all your profound skills in farting to phlegm, I can't ...... it."
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No one paid attention to the scolding of the administrator of Yanmen Pass Scenic Area.
Song Peng was frustrated to find that all the golden wire ropes on everyone's back had disappeared, and there was nothing left. Alas, forget it, the good and bad guys came out alive. Song Peng took the lead in taking out the mobile phone, closed the battery and turned it on, and the time on the mobile phone was June 2016.
The administrator of Yanmen Pass Scenic Area ran up with a baton, he didn't want to beat people, he wanted to check tickets.
Hey, admin at first sight Alice. Nika, an "international friend", nodded and spoke more politely.
Bao Yuan hates this kind of person the most, he glared and asked, Damn, why don't you howl at Lao Tzu? Don't you have a loud voice? Howl! You howl another one for Lao Tzu...... The administrator of Yanmen Pass Scenic Area said with a smile, isn't this the presence of international friends, we have to reflect our demeanor as a great country and a country of etiquette in front of international friends......
The administrator didn't tell a lie, he thought he had realized that he could hold such a moving international friend, these boys are either the second generation of officials, or the children of wealthy families, these people all have backers, if you really want to talk about Taoism, it is ironclad that he can't eat and walk around, and he has to be a grandson.
Bao Yuan was wound, and he swept Alice. Nika snorted and said, "Fuck your fart, big country demeanor, bullshit!" Look, Lao Tzu dares to yell at foreigners, do you dare? Damn, Lao Tzu is a Chinese and you shout, don't you dare if she is a foreigner? ”
Park Nianyun whispered: "Little Master Bao, if all Chinese are like you, China will definitely be the most powerful existence in the world!" ”
Bao Yuan was vivid: "This still needs to be said." ”
There was an old-fashioned Hongqi car parked at the entrance of Yanmen Pass Scenic Area, and everyone had just walked down the mountain.
Immediately, a man wearing a Tang costume with short sleeves opened the car door and walked down, about fifty years old, his steps were very urgent, he walked to Bao Yuan and respectfully handed over a red invitation with hot stamping words, and said politely: "Dare to ask, Your Excellency is the little master Bao, right?" The contemptible surname is Jiang, and I have heard the name of Bao Xiaotai for a long time, like thunder, Bao Xiaotai, I have been waiting for Your Excellency here for a long time......" (To be continued. )