"Female doll, you don't understand, in fact, my Taoism is very high, but I just sealed my cultivation to exercise." I put my hands behind my back and pretended to be high.

"It turned out to be a senior, hello senior, my name is Xu Xiaodu." The boy next to Kui Ye stepped forward to give me a calendar and said respectfully.

it, do you believe it? I was immediately happy, this kid is too pure, it's so easy to deceive.

"Oops, be careful! Kui Ye's ghost spell has failed! The girl beside Kui Ye shouted.

I was a spirit, and suddenly the internal force exploded...... Ducked behind Kui Ye as fast as he could.

Ahem, being able to bend and stretch is what a big husband does.

"Hahahaha......" Hearing the girl's unbridled laughter, I looked up and saw that the little ghost was still there, and the girl was already rolling on the ground with laughter.

I'll go, this doesn't play me? I looked depressedly at the girl who was laughing like a fool.

"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss." Kui Ye waved his hand to stop, "Derpy, you go and take this little ghost away, and you can spend more time at night." ”

The boy nodded, stepped forward and took out a golden gourd, the mouth of the bottle was facing the little female ghost, and there were words in his mouth, only to see that the little ghost's body gradually disappeared, turned into green smoke and was sucked into the golden gourd.

It looks like it's amazing! At least I won't do it.

The father of the ghost, who was still watching, saw that the little ghost was taken away, thinking that we were going to harm his child, and immediately rushed up to fight with us, but why did he bypass Derpy and run towards me? Do I seem to be a better bully?

"Damn, hit me for what!" I ran away, but I didn't expect the chick next to Kui Ye to suddenly rush over and kick the little ghost's father's chin, directly kicking him unconscious.

No way...... This is a bit ruthless, isn't it? I swallowed, this girl is the real god compared to the boy named Derpy. Can't be messed with, never provoked.

"Xiaomeng, it's too heavy." Kui Ye shook his head helplessly, "Derpy, you can clean it up." ”

Moe? This girl's name is Xiaomeng? Why not Da Biao?

Derpy heard Kuiye's words and said blankly, "Why do I clean it up every time?" My sister is idle. ”

The little cute stepped forward and held Derpy down: "Isn't it possible that you want me, a delicate and weak little woman, to do this kind of tiring and dirty work?" ”

Derpy grimaced: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

I stared blankly at the scene in front of me, I've seen shameless, but I didn't expect this little cute to be more shameless than me.

"Look at what you see, and then look at gouging out your eyeballs!" Little Moe, who had just stood up from Derpy, glared at me.

Kui Ye said lightly: "In the middle of the night, don't go out for a walk, go back early, and we'll deal with the rest." ”

"Okay, thank you seniors." I ran home as soon as I slipped away, and I didn't care what their origin was, I was afraid that I would be beaten by the girl called Xiaomeng, which was more painful than being scratched by a female ghost, right?

Running all the way, I came home sweating profusely, panting, and went into the toilet to take a shower, I took off my clothes and looked at the black tooth marks on my shoulders in the mirror, blaming myself for being dishonest in the middle of the night, and almost lost my life when I went out for a walk.

Thinking about the three people who saved me again, it doesn't seem simple, especially the girl named Xiaomeng!

After taking a shower, I was lying on the bed tossing and turning, the wound on my shoulder had already turned black, and a burning sensation came from my shoulder, and I was sweating from the pain, but because I was too tired, I still fell asleep.

The next morning, I opened my eyes, feeling weak, struggling to get out of bed, and rolled directly under the bed with a wave of weakness.

Why can't I do it anymore? I barely looked over my shoulder and saw that half of my arm was already blackened. It turned out that the little ghost was really poisonous, and I immediately shouted in fright: "Master, Master, come and save me, your handsome apprentice is about to burp!" ”

Fortunately, my house is an old house, and the sound insulation effect is not good, I immediately heard a chaotic footsteps coming from downstairs, and soon the door was pushed open, but my uncle walked in with the three people I saw last night.

"Hey, why are you senior? Won't you be able to detoxify yourself, is this also part of cultivation? Derpy asked suspiciously when he saw that the person lying on the ground was actually me, or was it like this.

"your sister, hurry up and save me." Seeing that Derpy is really so stupid, if I didn't have the strength to use it now, I would have gone up and beaten him up a long time ago.

Who knew that Xiaomeng stepped forward and squatted beside me, and said coldly: "I am his sister, what are you calling me for?" ”

"No, it's okay, I suddenly feel that the floor is quite cool, don't help me, I won't get up if you help me!" The corners of my mouth twitched.

"In this case, then you can cool down, we won't bother." Saying that, Xiaomeng pushed everyone and walked out.

"Don't, don't!" I was about to be tossed and cried, "Stop playing with me, it's important to save people." ”

My uncle walked up to me, looked at my shoulder, frowned, and said, "What did you kid do last night?" ”

I hadn't figured out how to make up an excuse, but I didn't expect Derpy on the side to say, "The senior sealed his cultivation last night, and went to find the little ghost to cultivate alone." ”

I...... I've never seen such a stupid and brain-dead person.

My uncle's face suddenly darkened, but he wasn't ready to scold me at this time, but looked at Kuiye. Kui Ye nodded, took out a yellow talisman from his sleeve, recited a talisman fire trick, and then pressed the still burning yellow talisman on my shoulder.

Damn, I thought it was iodine wine, but it was actually burned with real fire? Disinfection doesn't come with this, right? The screams rang out so loudly that my father shouted downstairs and asked me what was wrong, and I could only grit my teeth and reply that he was fine, and just stepped on my fingers.

Fortunately, the pain didn't last long, and I felt my strength slowly returning, and my arm was not so noticeably darker.

Derpy stepped up to me and helped me up, and asked me if my senior was okay.

I really want to open his head to see if he's really stupid or teasing me.

When my uncle saw that I was fine, he asked me to bring the best tea in our family to the three of them.

Fujian's tea culture is very famous, and the main drink in the mountainous areas of northern Fujian is the Da Hong Pao, a specialty of Wuyi Mountain, and the strong taste of rock tea gives people a sense of vicissitudes that no other tea can have. It is said that the pure red robe is only available in Wuyi Mountain, and there are only seven plants, which are not the basic ones that the national leaders can't drink, and my uncle doesn't know where to get a small box of pure red robes, and I haven't been willing to drink it at home for several years, but today I specially asked me to take it out to entertain the three people, it seems that these three people have a lot of origin.

I still have a good hand at making tea, but such a valuable tea, my uncle did it himself, the fragrance of tea filled the living room, and my uncle picked up the teacup and took a sip: "Kui Ye, is the news accurate?" ”

"Exactly, just a month later, but the people of Laoshan have already come out of the formation." Kui Ye said with a serious face.

"Okay, I'll pack my bags tonight and go with you." Uncle said.

Sitting on the side, I was confused, where is this? Who's going to explain? I looked at Derpy, who was still looking blank, sipping his tea without looking away.

And Xiaomeng shook her head and shook her feet, I, it turned out that she was wearing headphones, she didn't listen to everyone at all, and when she saw me looking at her, she also glared at me, revealing two tiger teeth that looked like they were going to bite me.

Alas, none of them are normal. I retracted my gaze in frustration.

Then my uncle and Kui Ye had something important to discuss, so I threw 3,000 yuan and let me take Derpy and Xiaomeng out to play.

It's the first time I've seen my uncle so arrogant, but when it comes to playing? How can you play? A nerd, a madman.

I swallowed my saliva and looked at Moe who was bullying Derpy. But then again, in addition to their abnormal brains, these two sisters and brothers look good, don't talk about Derpy, at first glance, they are the kind of cute little Zhengtai, who looks white and clean, and is very suitable for being a little white face. I secretly fantasized in my mind about whether I could find an opportunity to sell him to some rich woman to make a profit.

But when I saw Xiao Meng, I instantly dispelled this idea, Xiao Meng was about the same height as me, with a pair of sultry Danfeng eyes, waist-length long hair, and the skinny jeans she wore in her dress outlined her beautiful legs so much that I couldn't help drooling, with a thin waist and a big buttocks, this figure really didn't say anything, the only drawback is that her breasts are not as good as Zhang Ling.

As soon as I thought of Zhang Ling, I quickly took them to the business hall to apply for a card and buy a mobile phone, and before I left the business hall, I called Zhang Ling, and was hung up after a few rings, I knew that Zhang Ling must be angry with me.