Although I was lazy, I thought of what my uncle said to me today, what if there are really ghosts in this alley, just rely on my unfamiliar "Exorcism Curse"? Use it for the top egg.

I turned around and was about to leave, when I suddenly saw a little girl standing in the alley.

"Brother, come and help me." The little girl cried and cried.

Damn, it can't be such a coincidence, right? I looked into the alley by the moonlight and saw that the little girl's foot was stuck in the gap between the cement slabs in the stinking ditch.

I hesitated, to be honest, I didn't know whether this little girl was a human or a ghost, and I didn't dare to step forward for a while.

"Brother, my foot is stuck, I hurt so much......" The little girl cried harder.

No matter! I can't bear to leave a little girl here, even if she's a ghost, I'll admit it! I walked into the alley, ran to the little girl, squatted down and helped her pull her feet: "Don't be afraid, my brother will help you out." ”

"Hehe, but I want my brother to stay with me." The temperature around me seems to have dropped by more than ten degrees.

"Oops!" As soon as my heart fell, I knew the way of the little ghost, and I didn't dare to raise my head, so I rolled on my side with a donkey, and looked at the little girl on the ground, but found that there was nothing there.

"Brother, are you looking for me? Hee-hee. "A gust of wind blew in my ears, I turned my head stiffly, and the little girl's was actually lying on my shoulder, just a few centimeters away from my face, I could even see the wrinkles on the maggots drilling out of her eyes, and the mud in her teeth, she opened her mouth, and a foul smell rushed to my face, and I couldn't help but spit it out.

I suddenly remembered the "Exorcism Curse" that I had just memorized tonight, so my momentum changed, and I opened my mouth and shouted: "The sun rises in the east, I give the spirit talisman, and sweep it...... Sweep...... What are you sweeping......"

"Sweep what?"

Oops, I forgot about it when I was nervous!

"Ahem, little sister, my brother still has something to do, is it okay to let my brother go, I will definitely buy candy for you to eat tomorrow morning." Although I was scared to death, I still said it stiffly.

After hearing this, the little girl laughed again: "I love candy, but there is something on my brother's body, it smells so fragrant, I can smell it from a long distance, brother, can you give it to me?" ”

I felt in my pocket and found that I didn't have anything with me except money, so I couldn't help but ask, "What is it?" ”

The little girl slowly raised her head and shouted in a shrill voice, "Your eyes! ”

After saying that, he bit me on the shoulder!

Hiss, my shoulder hurt like fire, and I screamed in pain, and threw the little imp to the ground.

When I touched my shoulder, it was all black blood, not good! This ghost is poisonous!

I turned around and ran out of the alley, only a distance of more than ten meters, seeing that I was about to run out of the alley, my heart was a little happy, Lao Tzu was eighteen years old handsome than not a cover, how could a little kid outrun me.

His eyes lit up suddenly: "Haha, I've run out of the alley for Lao Tzu!" ”

"Little ghost, what's the matter, my brother ran out, you have the ability to chase it out, come on, come on, my brother's ass is much better than my eyes, as long as you chase it out, I'll bite you, bite until you're happy." I stood at the mouth of the alley and looked at the little girl who was only two meters away, and mocked.

The imp looked at me inexplicably, and then silently walked out of the alley.

"Damn, this is not scientific, why can you get out of the alley!" I can't wait to give myself a slap in the face.,At this time, let's talk about Mao science.,I should have run away just now.,Now I don't know where to run if I want to run.。

"Hee-hee, that's what you said, my mouth is so big." As she spoke, the imp walked towards me, she craned her neck, and saw that her lips were cracked to the base of her ears, and her mouth was wide enough to fit a small watermelon, and I looked at it, and my little ass was probably not enough for her to eat two bites.

As soon as my legs were weak, I knelt down directly, and cried with a handful of snot and tears: "Good sister, little brother, I have an eighty paralyzed father and thousands of unborn children and grandchildren, can you let me explain here." ”

But as if he hadn't heard, the little ghost raised his hand and ran at me, and when I saw this scene, I was so frightened that my feet took root, and I couldn't run away if I wanted to.

"What a noise in the middle of the night!" At this time, the lights on the second floor of the photo studio next to the alley turned on, and a middle-aged man in a white mourning dress poked his head out and scolded, and when he saw the scene downstairs, he was stunned, "Female...... Daughter. ”

I thought I was going to die, but I didn't expect to kill a trip halfway to bite the gold, and I thought that this thing was the father of the little ghost.

I looked at that little ghost again,, he looked like he was going to eat people, why is he sitting on the ground crying like a child now?

"Woo woo woo, I want my father, I want my mother." The little girl sat on the ground, covering her face with her hands and wiping her tears.

Could it be that this little kid was instantly purified when he saw his parents? It turns out that there is this special effect.

When I was lamenting the depth of love in the world that can purify the soul, the little girl's parents rushed down from the second floor, and the little girl's mother hugged the little girl, and the family of three hugged each other and cried.

I quickly got up from the ground and took advantage of this opportunity to slip away.

When I passed by them, I couldn't help but glance at the little female ghost, but I saw that the little girl was smiling at the corner of her mouth, biting her mother's neck, and was sucking her mother's yang energy at this time!

"you MLGB!" I couldn't see death without help, so I kicked the little ghost down, and the girl's mother fainted and fell to the ground, and the girl's father was furious when he saw this, grabbed me by the collar and slapped me: "What are you kid doing?" Did you bully my daughter just now? ”

"My brother is you!" After being slapped, I felt a hot pain in my face, broke free of the girl's father's hand, pointed at the girl and scolded, "Don't you know yourself? Your daughter is dead, and now she is a ghost, if I hadn't saved your wife just now, your wife would have to return to the West! ”

No, I'm worshipping the ancestor of Sanqing, and I should say that I went to the underworld.

When the little ghost's father heard this, he let go of my hand, and I seized the opportunity to break free and jump to the side.

Unexpectedly, the little female ghost turned around and shouted to catch the thief: "Woo woo, Dad, this brother is a bad person, he is the one who caused me not to be reincarnated, help me catch him!" ”

Isn't this a cheat! I saw that the father of the little female ghost was already glaring at me, obviously he would not listen to me explain too much, I turned around and ran away, but the flip-flops under my feet were so dead that they suddenly slipped, and before the father of the little female ghost could catch up, I fell and ate.

Holy, I promise to wear sneakers when I go out at night!

Seeing me like this, the little female ghost didn't hesitate to rush in front of me immediately, and the ghost claws poked at my eyes, and it was over, I wanted to lose those sexy double eyelids.

"Lushan Jiulang has no taboos here, and demons and monsters have nothing to hide! Spell of ghosts, edict"

Just as I was about to strike, I heard an old voice in the distance, and then I opened my eyes, and the claws of the little ghost were less than a centimeter in front of my eyeballs, and I fell backwards in fright, and found three figures in front of my eyes.

"Wow, Master Kui, this man looks so obscene."

"Sister, even if someone is ugly, you can't say it directly, Master said that it was impolite."

In this world, there are still people who think I'm not handsome? They must have come out of a ravine and have an aesthetic problem.

I looked closely, and among the three of them, there was a hunchbacked white-haired old man, wearing a red robe, and a man and a woman standing on the left and right, wearing a black robe, who looked like he was about the same age as me.

The old man, who was called the Kui Ye, stepped forward and asked me, "What is wrong with Daoyou?" ”

I originally wanted to stand up with a handsome carp, but I remembered that I didn't know this trick at all, so I got up very embarrassed, bowed and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's just a little injured, thank you seniors for helping." ”

"Master Kui, do you call him a fellow Daoist? I think he was tossed like this by such a little ghost, how could he be a cultivator. The girl beside Kui Ye asked with a frown.