Chapter 6: Disadvantage of Leaving a Teacher (Part II)

And Li Bolin was standing in front of the sofa, looking at us with a strange and terrible smile. I only looked at him for 5 seconds, I endured, I endured, but in the end I still couldn't hold back, a scream?? If Guanyin defeated the Buddha, I actually saw a naked little boy sitting on Li Bolin's head, the child looked about a year old, the fat little hand grabbed Li Bolin's ears, and his calves were coiled around Li Bolin's neck, the key is that when the child raised his face, he, his face was as smooth as a shelled egg, and he had no facial features!

I turned my head tremblingly, trying to take my eyes off the ghost doll's face, but there was another scream: just 2 or 3 meters away from the ghost doll, a woman in red clothes, with her head hanging down, and long hair covering her face, was suspended in the air, looking at the posture, like a mother watching over her playing child.

"Li, Uncle Li, what is this?" My upper and lower teeth chattered, and I felt like the end of the world in 2012 had really come.

Uncle Li was also afraid, but he could barely hold the field, only to see him holding a peachwood sword in his right hand, pinching Xuantian God with his left hand, and muttering in his mouth: "Lao Jun avoids evil talismans, Pure Yang Patriarch exorcises demons and slays, dust to dust, soil to earth, don't bite me Smecta." Well, who are you demons who dare to come here to harm people? ”

At this time, the little boy raised his "face", and a voice full of evil aura came from Li Bolin's mouth: "Our family of three has a great time, why do you want to make trouble?" I've been looking for my dad for ten years, and I want him to play with me, hahaha......"

Uncle Li saw that Li Baolin's primordial spirit had been taken over by the ghost doll, and now his ** was like a puppet, completely controlled by the ghost doll, and couldn't help but secretly scream that it was not good.

Because the primordial spirit of normal people is like a flower in a flower pot, whether it can thrive mainly depends on the nutrients of the soil in the flower pot; If once the Yuan Shen is controlled by the ghost community, it will be like a flower exposed to the scorching sun, which will easily lead to the dissipation of the Yuan Shen, then this person is not only difficult to protect the body, but also difficult to enter the way of reincarnation after death, and can only become a lonely soul and a wild ghost, wandering between yin and yang, and its suffering is described.

And if it weren't for the deep hatred, few ghosts would do such a thing, because ghosts would have to be severely punished by the blood pool if they did this kind of anti-heaven method that harmed yin and morality, and in serious cases, they might fall into the eightfold hell forever. Therefore, when Uncle Li saw the ghost doll using such vicious methods, he already knew in his heart: this female ghost and the ghost doll are seeking revenge. However, what is the deep hatred between them and Li Bolin?

Uncle Li decided to try to communicate with female ghosts and ghost dolls. He coughed dryly: "That, there is a debtor and a master, and God has the virtue of a good life, right, I said, what kind of festival do you have with this bitter master, you might as well communicate, why bother to make it like this, kill 10,000 enemies, and lose 7,000 yourself, you can't do it." "I can't see that this old guy is not badly eloquent, like selling pancakes and fruits, one by one.

It's a pity that the ghost doll didn't appreciate it and still borrowed Li Bolin's mouth: "I want to be with my father forever, you don't have to be nosy, let's go." ”

"Hey, you kid, you have a basket of good words, why don't you eat oil and salt, I have such a violent temper, I can't cure you. Big nephew, set up. ”

I was stunned when I heard it, set up the array, what kind of array, you think this is playing the Three Kingdoms Kill, I'll lay you a lung.

Actually, Uncle Li is also bluffing, but he is bluffing female ghosts and ghost dolls, and he is not scared at first glance, and Uncle Li has no choice, so attack hard. So, Uncle Li asked me to sprinkle the ghost doll with salt, and he tried to use a peachwood sword to force the ghost doll to leave Li Bolin's body.

I know that ancient people generally used jade as a holy object to ward off evil spirits, but jade in modern society is very valuable, and everyone is busy collecting it, and that warlock can afford to spend a lot of money to buy that thing to fight ghosts.

But the poor think about change, the white and flawless salt also has the effect of driving away ghosts and evil spirits, although its effect is not as good as jade, but it is good and cheap, but it can be made hard, and the quantity wins. I didn't be ambiguous, grabbed the salt and beckoned to the ghost doll, the ghost doll controlled Li Bolin's body and attacked us, but after all, it was one against two, and it was sprinkled with some salt, and ate Uncle Li's swords, making a terrible scream.

At this time, the female ghost who had been playing drifting in mid-air suddenly became difficult, only to see her arms stretched, the wind in the house suddenly rose, and the female ghost's fingernails grew violently, and the roots were like snow-bright military thorns.

At the same time, the long hair curled up like a snake, revealing a swollen and deformed grimace stained with mud and sand, and only the black kernels in the eye sockets had no whites, which was terrifying. What's even more important is that when she saw that the ghost doll was at a loss, she rushed towards us like desperately, and in an instant, one by one, she grabbed me and Uncle Li's necks, and her face almost touched the tip of our noses.

Within a few minutes, the smell of rotting corpses on its body was clearly discernible, to be honest, I was so scared that I ran out of pee, and there was a thought in my head, why didn't I pull it over. Uncle Li's brain is still spinning fast, although the pinched eyes are bulging out like a fortune (a kind of goldfish, its eyes bulge out), but he still struggled to come up with a sentence: "One day husband and wife hundred days, even if you want to kill him, you should also face the gong and the opposite drum, let him die clearly." ”

The female ghost was stunned for a moment, and then left a grain of sand in her eyes, which is estimated to be ...... What about crying? And her claws, which are like Wu hooks, slowly loosen our necks......

Life is sometimes like Zhou Xingxing's movies, always full of nonsense and incredible, unexpected and unexpected, in short, life is a pile of films that seem impossible to edit together and then play, that's all.

Originally, I thought that the female ghost would make us bloody like a chainsaw killer and feast on us, at least we should have to at least when our lives were hanging by a thread, Uncle Li suddenly used a trick to fly immortals, or I accidentally touched the female ghost's breasts, and then we saved the day.

However, it was just such a paradox, Uncle Li said a word, and things took such a dramatic turn, which really made me dumbfounded.

When the female ghost let go of our necks, and when the tips of her sharp claws brushed over my goosebumps, I couldn't help but burp and was scared.

Uncle Li is even more energetic, when two loud farts, their taste is so thick that the real child is not bullied, so that I can simply use corpse oil as Chanel and not change my face.

And then, a more visible scene happened, after Uncle Li finished arranging the reincarnation of the five grains, he actually made a cameo appearance as the host: "The karma of all living beings is black and white." Karma is divided into good and evil, although you seem to hate Li Bolin, but you are merciful everywhere, I think you must have an unusual experience between you, why don't you restore his nature, and then make it clear to the face of the gong and the drum, and let him die to understand. ”

Aha, although the situation at that time was two powerful ghosts, and my little life could collapse instantly at any time like a brittle property market, I still couldn't help but cast a heartfelt respectful glance at Uncle Li: I always thought that this old guy was a greedy and lustful goods, I really didn't expect that he would be able to nag such a bullish mouth, Ya is too urine, give a good review!

The female ghost stood in mid-air, although she still maintained an attack posture, but she seemed to be considering Uncle Li's suggestion, and after a while, the female ghost floated to the little ghost's side, and hugged the little ghost down very lovingly, and at the moment when the little ghost left Li Bolin's head, Li Bolin glanced at Uncle Li viciously, and seemed to be still unwilling.

I know that it was actually the little ghost who was using Li Bolin's ** to express his dissatisfaction to us. Then, the female ghost lifted the red robe, revealing her abdomen. Oh my God, I had a physiological need to vomit: the skin muscles on the belly of the female ghost's abdomen were gone, the abdomen was empty, the back spine was clearly visible, and the dried brown muscles around it were clinging to the bones, and the whole thing was a mummified body.

I saw that the female ghost carefully put the little ghost in her abdomen, and then put down the red robe, as if she was afraid that the little ghost would catch a cold. At this moment, Li Bolin, who was free from the control of the imp, sat on the ground and vomited black water one by one, mixed with tadpoles, mud and other filths.

After spitting out for a while, Li Bolin seemed to come to his senses, looked around in a foggy way, and uttered a sleepwalking whisper: "I, where is this Gada?" (Northeast dialect: gada means place, not the pimple as it is written in ordinary works now)"

I said in my heart, you will know in a moment, bitter man.

Sure enough, just as Li Bolin was stumbling to stand up, he let out a strange scream, and he shouted: "Ghost, ghost, there is a ghost!" Then a beautiful turn 361° back roll + roll of the eyes, continue to lie on the ground and grounded.

At this moment, the female ghost let out a strange laugh violently, and her laughter seemed to be full of resentment and grief: "You are so afraid of me, so unwilling to see my face, but don't you forget, what you said to me back then, have you really forgotten, Berlin?" ”

As she spoke, the female ghost floated to Li Bolin's side, lifted her long hair that exuded moisture, and brought a "face" covered with mud and sand with almost unrecognizable facial features in front of Li Bolin: "Don't you really know me?" ”

Li Bolin was still out of breath and less in at this time, so he couldn't help the female ghost play like this, and after letting out a heart-rending long howl that was comparable to the good voice of China for three days, he turned his back and left.

At this time, Liu Yihong, who had been hiding outside the door, broke in desperately, fell on Li Bolin's body and cried loudly: "If you want to hurt me, hurt me, don't torture Berlin anymore, I beg you, I beg you." ”

To put it mildly, I was really Mengden (Northeast dialect: confused) at the time, what is the situation, it was originally a ghost business, how to fix it like watching a family ethics TV series, and there is such a dramatic conflict, gaha, this is, don't bring such a thing, be serious, we are catching ghosts.