"Why, you let the police rush before you can get it?" I'm curious, tossing for half a night, anyway, I can't sleep for a while, so I'll just listen to it for fun.

Uncle Li was aggrieved, and he really told me about tonight's defeat experience. It turned out that after Uncle Li arrived at the Zuyuan Football Art Museum, he didn't want other ladies to have a business, so he could add a young lady Xiaozhen, and catch up with the uncomfortable days every month.

Uncle Li is in a hurry, and he is still poor with others: "Sister, it's okay, my brother just went to the west to learn scriptures." ”

When the proprietress saw it, the old man was very funny, so she said, "Or you can touch Xiaozhen and handjob, and I'll give you half a fee." "Uncle Li, if you think about it, let's come. Saying that, Uncle Li and Xiao Zhen entered the room and were putting their hands on and off, Xiao Zhen was impatient: "Hey, I said, don't just touch me." Uncle Li took a sentence and didn't make Xiao Zhen angry: "Wrong, I touched the bungalow." ”

The two of them were Jige (Northeast dialect: quarrelling), and the police broke into the door, so Uncle Li pretended to be a ghost and annoyed the police, so he was taken to the police station to play the live version of Ultraman vs. Plant Zombies.

This unexpected incident made Uncle Li honest for several days, and he stayed at home every day, fighting the landlord with his big-headed computer. From time to time, several ancient books such as "Divination Zhengzong", "Yi Lin Addendum", "Huangji Jingshishu", and "Plum Blossom Easy Counting" chatted with me to pass the time. On this day, it coincided with the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, and Uncle Li originally planned to take me back to the mysterious basement after dinner.

It was about 7 o'clock in the evening when Liu Yihong knocked on the door of the clinic.

Liu Yihong is in her 40s, and her husband both started selling meat in the market. Because of business matters, Liu Yihong often comes to Uncle Li to ask God for hexagrams, and he is an old customer.

However, this time, I obviously felt that Liu Yihong's expression was wrong, and tears came down before he could speak: "Master Li, hurry up and save my family's Lao Li, he, he doesn't know what he was fascinated by." ”

As soon as I heard that there was a sale. Uncle Li immediately seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and chased after him to ask what was going on. According to Liu Yihong, her husband Li Bolin was born as a butcher, and he has always eaten nothing, and his body is very good, and he does not breathe when he goes up to the sixth floor in one breath.

But lately, I don't know what's going on, I don't think about tea and dinner, I still sleepwalk in the middle of the night, stand in front of the living room window for a long time, look at the posture as if I want to jump off the building, and I can't remember anything when you ask him the next day. Moreover, Liu Yihong has a feeling that has become stronger and stronger recently, that is, although his face is his husband Li Bolin, his demeanor and movements seem to be another person. She wondered if her husband had recruited something, and wanted Uncle Li to come over and have a look.

After listening to Liu Yihong's words, Uncle Li groaned for a while, and kept pointing at me: "Let's go, take your things, and go over and have a look." ”

This is the first time I have dealt with a supernatural incident with Uncle Li after going to work, although it is not a big case, but after all, it is my debut, I am still very excited, and quickly helped Uncle Li prepare a compass, a peach wood sword, salt, rune paper and other magic weapons, when I went out, I saw that Uncle Li actually wore that electronic watch on his wrist. Your sister, let's go to catch ghosts, not hehe, you're sick.

Liu Yihong's family lives in the Eurasian community, which is a high-end residential community in the local area. When we rubbed Liu Yihong's Cherokee to their house, although their family lived on the 16th floor, it was said that the lighting should be quite good, but as soon as we entered their house, a cold and damp air came to our faces, as if the house had not seen the light of day for many years, and there was a faint musty smell similar to cold storage in the air.

At this time, we saw that Li Bolin was sitting on the leather sofa in the living room with his back to us, his head dangling regularly, as if he was exercising. "Berlin, Master Li has come to see you." Liu Yihong shouted tentatively.

Li Bolin paused and continued to shake his head.

Liu Yihong was about to shout, Uncle Li signaled that she didn't need to, and then slowly walked to the front of Li Bolin, at this time, Li Bolin also stopped shaking, and looked at Uncle Li like a prank. This Li Bolin is about 40 years old, although he is a butcher, but he looks like Svenwen, at first glance, he is a teacher and some people believe it. However, for the honor of his deep-set eyes, blue lips, and eyebrows, it would be hellish to say that he was not a ghost.

Of course, I'm just guessing, because although I was a child and recruited ghosts and virtues (Northeast dialect: like, rare), I could only feel their presence and not see the entity. Therefore, I subconsciously looked at Uncle Li, thinking that this old liar didn't know if he could open his yin and yang eyes and see the clues of Li Bolin.

Not to mention, after meeting with Li Bolin, a dramatic scene occurred, Li Bolin laughed, and then said in a crisp voice similar to that of a baby: "Hehehehe, it's so funny, you blink first." "Here and now, in this situation, a man in his 40s suddenly made a child's voice, if it were you, how would you feel, is it cute and cute, or childlike innocence, or ...... , don't talk about it, it's a matter of what everyone thinks, hell with it.

Yes, the hero saw the same thing, that's what I thought at the time, and I instinctively hid behind Uncle Li, and said in my heart that no matter if you are a fucking human, a demon or a shemale, if you want to eat this old liar first, it can be regarded as a contribution to the fight against pornography.

However, Uncle Li's reaction was even more outrageous, he actually put on a smiling face like a wolf grandmother and asked angrily: "What's your name, why do you want to pester adults?" ”

"Guess?" Li Bolin seemed to be vowing to pretend to be cute to the end, and the laughter was crisper than a radish, and we were creepy to hear.

"I can't guess, you tell me." Uncle Li was full of cooperation, but he still laughed and chatted with him.

"Don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf here, old thing, with your little way, you can't control this, get out." Li Bolin suddenly became angry, and his voice suddenly became hoarse and fierce.

It can be seen that Uncle Li is also a little nervous, swallowing and foaming, but it is estimated that this old guy is afraid that he will lose the prestige of the master in front of Liu Yihong, and there will be one less God of Wealth in the future, so he has to grit his back molars and hold on: "Evil, evil animals, there is a way to be wronged, there is a head in the master, there is a fixed number in the underworld, ah, that, that, the heart does not go with love, say yes and stay overnight, ah?" The old guy was even frightened, and Huang Yan came out, but fortunately, Liu Yihong was also frightened, and he didn't pay attention to what Uncle Li said.

Seeing Uncle Li's entanglement, Li Bolin seemed to be annoyed, and without saying a word, he reached out and grabbed Uncle Li's neck, and the old guy pinched him and poured his breath.

Seeing that the situation was not good, I hurriedly reached out to break Li Bolin's arm, not wanting this guy to be worthy of the origin of killing pigs, looking gentle and elegant, I really had the strength, a cannon fist knocked me to the back of the sofa, and I fell so that my bones fell apart, and I almost didn't have my back to breathe. At this moment, Uncle Li will also be really eye-catching, and suddenly use the housekeeping stunt: picking peaches under the leaves, reaching out to Li Bolin's lower body to remember and catch you, and then taking advantage of Li Bolin's stunned time, he dragged me and Liu Yihong out of the room with a crawl.

With his back against the security door, Uncle Li had palpitations and sighed, "It's dangerous, it's dangerous." At this time, Liu Yihong cried even more: "Master Li, what can you do if you look at it, my home is Berlin, he, what's wrong with him." ”

Uncle Li smiled bitterly: "What's wrong, I've hit the evil spirit." As he spoke, Uncle Li reached out and pulled the backpack on my back, took out all those talismans and swords, and put a crumpled gossip on his chest, which seemed to be a belly pocket. This time, the neighbor on the other side of the door heard a noise outside, looked at it, wanted to see a lively, happened to see Uncle Li's ancient costume, first stunned, and then squeaked and shrank back, not to mention that the richer the more people know how to protect it, hey, the world is declining, and it is not benevolent to be rich.

Let's say that Uncle Li is armed, and tell me: "You and your sister Liu stay outside, and wait for the teacher to go in and subdue the monster." ”

"Don't, Uncle Li, or I'll go in and help you." The reason why I say this is mainly to be polite, and I didn't really want to go in at all. However, Uncle Li didn't know if he really didn't hear it or if his mother deliberately yin me, so he actually said: "It's okay, more people have more strength, come, eldest nephew, I'll give you a body first." ”

Hey, I regret this, I can't wait to smoke myself, what kind of thing are you talking about, it's time to get angry. But when all the words are said, I have to admit it: "Fart, fart." ”

I saw Uncle Li take out a vial from his arms, unscrew the cap, ho, that smell, don't let Wang Zhihe, angry weasel, and the wind stinks for 40 miles.

"Uncle, what is this, cow tears?" I remember that in the ghost movie, don't you use cow tears to open people's eyes, can you see ghosts, and when I think about it, Uncle Li is opening my eyes.

"Cow, you are a cow, when you are a fucking ghost movie," Uncle Li stretched out his hand and pulled out some thick objects from the bottle and pointed them on the center of my eyebrows: "This is corpse oil, it is to cover your three flavors of true fire, you are born weak, the three fires are not prosperous, and supplemented by charms, you can naturally see ghosts." ”

I'm rubbing, you're doing so much, just to make me hell, don't you play people like this, right?

I didn't allow me to think about it much, Uncle Li felt out another talisman, and with a shake of his hand, the talisman burned and turned into ashes, forcing me to swallow it, I thought that my eyebrows were hot, and I suddenly opened the eye of the sky, and I could see through the wall and see, peek at who took a bath and the like, but there was no reaction, even if it opened the eye of the sky, it was too copycat!

"Stop the ink, go in." Uncle Li gritted his teeth, twisted the doorknob, and entered the room again.

As soon as I entered the room, I was trembling again, we were busy outside the door, Li Bolin was not idle inside the door, the indoor ceiling lamp flashed and emitted a faint green cold light, and the walls and furniture were all green with black colors, which was extremely weird.