Chapter Twenty-Six: Pie in the Sky

"So the Chosen One or something, is it an unlucky guy who was chosen by the Lord God and thrown into various plot worlds to adventure?"

"Pay attention to your wording, it's the lucky ones who are favored by the Lord God, not some unlucky ones!"

"Thinking about this from their shoes, how can I see that I am lucky? Poked to death by a salvo of arrows, killed by the main guns of an interstellar battleship, or punched in the head? ”

"The hole in your head was made by yourself!"

"Hmm," Zhang Wei nodded, "So optimistically, I can choose to kill myself with my own hands instead of being killed by others, at least not the worst outcome, right?" ”

"That's right! Don't really care about the inconsequential details! ”

"I don't care about your sister!" Zhang Wei slipped Doudou up viciously, "I'll make a hole in your head later, then peel and cramp and roast it, that's also very irrelevant!" ”

"These two things can't be generalized! You let go of me! Put me down, you idiot."

In the express hotel where they were temporarily staying, Zhang Wei and Doudou tried very hard to sort out the complicated, tortuous, bizarre, and nonsense events that had happened in the past two days, but it seemed that this was an extremely difficult task - because the topic was always both inexplicable and logically deviated.

If deviation is a kind of talent, then Zhang Wei must be a talented person!

In the past few days of living in the hotel, he has not encountered any messy things, Zhang Wei has nothing to do, and he has to make a phone call with his fairy sister to enhance his relationship or something - anyway, he himself thinks so, as for whether this is the case or not, it is not within his scope of consideration.

Although I live in an express hotel, the environment is more than a hundred times better than Zhang Wei's previous kennel, and there are people cleaning it every day! Sleeping online and soaking girls, Zhang Wei feels that his life is almost perfect - if it is not for the fact that he has to pay more than 100 yuan every day! Therefore, in order not to stay under the overpass with Doudou in winter, Zhang Wei had to rent a cheaper house. He deliberately picked a few two-bedroom suites on the Internet, and after sending them to Yang Xue to see, the other party didn't object, and only said that they would go and have a look together after the busy past few days-Originally, he was just in the mood to give it a try, but now it seems that maybe he really wants to live a two-person world with his fairy sister?

Happiness came really suddenly

Five days later, after Yang Xue's role in the crew was filmed, Zhang Wei rushed to the film and television base to pick her up to see the house, Yang Xue did not refuse - she did not want to live in a place where Hun Sen could be harassed at any time.

"I think it's very good here, although it's a little far from the city center, but it's the station right outside, the traffic is still very convenient, the environment is very good, and it's next to the South Lake."

Zhang Wei tried his best to sell the house for rent, and he was enthusiastic, and people who didn't know thought he was a real estate agent!

"It's very good," Yang Xue smiled, "It's just that the rent is too expensive, we need 1,000 taels of rent each!" ”

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, I'll pay the rent!" Zhang Wei was very eager to settle down the two-bedroom apartment, and then live happily with his fairy sister - he couldn't help but make up that picture!

If you change the master of the love field here, you must not be as eager as Zhang Wei, because this kind of urgency will make the other party think that you have ulterior motives, and it will definitely not play a positive role in persuading girls. It's just unfortunate that Zhang Wei is obviously not the master of the love field, and when he saw that happy life seemed to be beckoning to him, he couldn't wait to pounce on him - he didn't realize that he was very likely to pounce on a dog and eat!

Zhang Wei is sad, he always does something self-righteous that is actually counterproductive; But he was also lucky, because this time he met a true goddess - a goddess who was beautiful from the inside out.

"Zhang Wei, I know you really want to be nice to me"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei was originally very excited, as if he had been splashed with ice water.

"After a few more days, did you still get a good person card......

Thinking so in his heart, Zhang Wei's expression also became depressed - he is not a person who can hide his thoughts, happy and unhappy.

Looking at Zhang Wei's appearance, Yang Xue knew that this boy with solid eyes (if you want to say that there is nothing wrong with lacking heart eyes) misunderstood what he said.

"Don't think about it, I'm not trying to say I don't like you."

"I know, you don't have me in your eyes at all, of course you don't like it or not."

Seeing Zhang Weishuang's appearance of beating eggplants, Yang Xue was angry and funny.

"Can't you be confident?"

"If I'm confident that I can make you feel more accomplished in refusing, then I'll try"

After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he showed a "confident smile" that was more ugly than crying - he was really a good man, and he wanted to put on a comfortable posture for the other party to be beaten when he was lying down and being beaten.

Yang Xue looked helpless, wondering how she had talked about this topic - this was not what she originally wanted to express - but since she had brought it up, it was better to say it naturally.

"Zhang Wei, I don't know what others think of you, but in my eyes, you are really a good man!" After thinking about it, Yang Xue added: "I mean, a man who is worth relying on!" ”

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment.

"Am I missing something, though?"

Yang Xue smiled, she looked so good when she smiled.

"No, no, no, you're a very good man -- you might think that I said that because I took your 200,000 yuan......

"No, I don't think so, I believe what you say!"

Zhang Wei, who had been depressed, became excited again, and Yang Xue smiled againβ€”she looked better when she smiled.

"I don't know what to say," Yang Xue considered her words, "I think we can at least be ordinary friends and get to know each other first."

Although he was not sure, Zhang Wei was still very sure of what Yang Xue meant - well, in fact, he was not sure whether he was sure or not, but one thing was certain, that is, it only took one or two seconds for his heart to accelerate from 1.2 beats per second to 2.1 per second!

By the time he calmed down and found that he was sure that Yang Xue meant to give him a chance to pursue her, Yang Xue had already walked away.

"Doudou, I remember you told me that I wasn't dreaming or traveling, right?"

Zhang Wei gave Doudou another chance to play, but little Teddy didn't seem to appreciate it very much-although he spoke, but this shouldn't be answering Zhang Wei's question:

"Is this called a fool being a fool? Or have you been unlucky all your life and saved up all your luck today? ”

"I knew it was all true! Yes!”

"Did I say that? Do you have bad ears or bad brains? ”

β€œYes! Yes! Yes!”

"I've seen it, and it's really not good to do both."

β€œYes!”