"That guy can fly lightly, I ran away on a motorcycle and fought hard, so I didn't come to you to call the police as soon as possible! Comrade policeman, you must protect me! ”

"Just because you laughed a little louder and made a noise to that person, he chased after you and wanted to kill you?"

"yes, you said he wasn't crazy!"

The middle-aged policeman behind the desk glanced at Zhang Wei with a strange expression.

"It's like a nervous disorder, did you forget to take your medicine before you went out?"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, and then reacted:

"You don't think I'm crazy! I'm not sick! ”

"You're not sick, you're not sick, young man, don't get excited, I don't remember the phone number of my family."

Ten minutes later, Zhang Wei left the police station to meet Doudou who was waiting on the street corner.

"Why are you downcast, things are not going well?"

"It's amazing!" Zhang Wei stepped on Bian Sanlun with a depressed face, "According to what you said, except for the part where I fought with the vampire in the alley, I told the police about the matter from beginning to end!" ”

"And then?"

"Then he asked me if I had forgotten to take my medicine before I went out!"

In order to take care of Zhang Wei's affection, Doudou couldn't help but laugh, but seeing his body shaking as if it was electrified, he knew that he must be holding back very hard.

"Okay, don't be depressed, don't worry about these inconsequential things, no matter what, after today, the police uncle will check the water meter, you won't leak anything, you just need to say what you said today again - what you said is the truth!"

Zhang Wei lay on the motorcycle and began to think about life without warning:

"I, Zhang Wei, have been unexpectedly small and transparent for twenty-five years, and my life is as calm as boiled water, until I was fooled by you and crossed once, my whole person is like changing the character setting, and whatever excitement comes!" Zhang Wei looked at Doudou with a stern expression: "You tell me honestly, am I still in which plot world I haven't woken up?" ”

Doudou stared at Zhang Wei with a strange expression for a long time, and stared at the latter until Chrysanthemum trembled.

"You stared at me like this, it made me feel very insecure."

"Did you really forget to take your medicine before you went out?"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment-

"You forgot to take your medicine! I'm so normal, better than neurotic! ”

"The brain hole is so big, it's really not in line with your character setting" Doudou tilted his little head and thought about it, "Why don't you give yourself a shot in the head and try to see if you can resurrect yourself with full blood on the spot?" ”

"What if you don't get resurrected?"

Zhang Wei asked a very innocent question, and Doudou blinked his eyes wide:

"Have you ever seen a watermelon thrown down from the 10th floor?"

"I haven't seen it."

"That's a pity," Doudou shook his head with a look of regret, "so you'll have to make up the headshot yourself - preferably before your brain is punched." ”

"Oh" Zhang Wei thought hard with his brain, "Damn, you're playing me again!" ”

After fulfilling the obligations of a reliable young man at the police station, Zhang Wei should consider his accommodation next.

On this night when he didn't dare to return home, Zhang Wei brought his bank card with a five-figure deposit but did not bring his ID card, in this case, he felt that he had enough legitimate reasons to find an improper place to spend the night, such as Emgrand and Phoenix Pearl, which could relax both the body and the mind. But he didn't do this, but lived with Doudou in a small hotel that didn't require document registration, and it can be seen from this that Zhang Wei is indeed a reliable young man who can control the lower half of his body with his upper body!

"You said you were a teddy, why can't you let you live in the bucket of the side three wheels for a night, you have to find such a place to live in!"

Zhang Wei threw away the strange-smelling quilt with a disgusted face - being disgusted by him shows that this strange smell obviously has its superiority!

"Leave me alone to drink the northwest wind, you go and gallop by yourself, there is no door!"

"Is it better to live here than to drink the northwest wind?"

"No—but with you by my side, I'm more balanced!"

"Damn!"

Zhang Wei didn't sleep well this night, and the strange smell in the room was still secondary, mainly because the movement of "mmmmmmmm He tossed and turned at one end of the wall and couldn't sleep, but the other end of the wall was riding a horse galloping Wushan** - as an aspiring young man with normal physiology and slightly normal psychology, Zhang Wei couldn't sleep, it was absolutely normal!

After spending a night very close to the good night, the first thing Zhang Wei did after dawn was to close his eyes and sleep, and when he woke up after noon, he went downstairs to check out, and the landlord actually collected him for two days' room - because he couldn't check out on time before 12 o'clock! At the moment of payment, Zhang Wei finally understood that he was still the same Zhang Wei, if he really changed his personality, he would definitely take a pistol out of Doudou's mouth and punch a hole in the profiteer's head!

One thing is for sure, he will definitely find good sound insulation in the future!

Looking for a restaurant and having lunch, Zhang Wei rode Bian San to the university town in broad daylight, although he felt that this was a dangerous place, but even if he wanted to run away from home, he had to pack some change of clothes or something! When he went back, he specially walked to the place where the gangsters ascended to heaven, and saw that the corpses were gone, and he estimated that this was not the aunt who swept the floor and cleaned up the corpses as paper figures, but it should be the police uncle who took in the flesh left by the ascension.

When he went back to the house and cleaned up a bunch of bits and pieces that he felt he could use to leave his hometown, when he picked up the bedside mobile phone, he saw an unfamiliar missed call on it, but he still dialed Yang Xue's number first.

After a while of hello, hello, hello, everyone, Zhang Wei impatiently went straight to the point:

"I'll tell you what I encountered yesterday, and you won't believe it! That guy can fly lightly, I rode a motorcycle and fought hard to run away, and then I went to the police station to call the police as soon as possible, but the police said I was crazy! Xiaoxue, you know me, I'm a normal person! ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment, and then Yang Xue's slightly worried voice came.

"Zhang Wei, just stay at home and don't run around, I'll come back!"

"Don't! I'll go to the film and television base to find you, it's too dangerous here in the university town! ”

"Zhang Wei!" Yang Xue's voice was anxious, "If you are obedient, stay at home, I will come back immediately to take you to the hospital, you must not run around before I come back, you know!" ”

"Why are you taking me to the hospital, my injuries don't matter!"

"You must have had adrenal poisoning the day before yesterday and are hallucinating!"

Zhang Wei was dumbfounded, he remembered his experience at the police station last night, and felt that if he insisted that he was not sick at this time, Yang Xue would definitely think that he was too deeply poisoned, so-

"Okay, actually, I'm scaring you, but it's true that little white face called people to ask for trouble, so let's leave Jiangcheng and go to other places, Hengdian, the magic capital of the capital, these places will definitely allow you to find more opportunities than Jiangcheng!"

"My father's physical condition is very bad, he has been in the hospital for the past few days to prepare for chemotherapy, I can't leave him at this time" The voice on the other end of the phone became low, "Zhang Wei, I know you are a good person, you treat me too"

"Wait!" Zhang Weiwei interrupted Yang Xue's words, "We won't go anywhere in Jiangcheng to earn money for your father's treatment, if so, can you take back the good guy card issued to me?" ”

"Zhang Wei, you really don't have to be so good to me, it's not worth it"

"It's not worth it for me to say, give me a chance-dear!"

"Zhang Wei"

Thank you for the reward of "brushing your teeth every day".