Uncle Li walked with his back hand in front of him, and the fat man and I followed behind, which really meant that the big brother of the underworld took two horses for a walk. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, after walking for a while, Uncle Li stood still, first looked left and right, and then turned back to me and the fat man: "You guys, do you know the way to stay at the old man's house?" ”

"Ahh The fat man and I looked at Uncle Li with a depressed face, and couldn't help laughing: "You're turning, no, I don't know the road, why are you walking so fast, it's like you just played mahjong at the old man's house yesterday, you can't do it, hehe"

"Alright, you two don't talk nonsense, why don't you find a ghost and ask, you're still waiting for the food to be served,." Uncle Li glanced at me and the fat man, and saw that he really regarded himself as a big brother in society.

"Okay, you are the master, and the two of us are grandsons, let's go and ask." Looking at Uncle Li with a pretending to be forced, the fat man and I couldn't help laughing, and looked around for someone who could ask for directions.

At this time, we followed Uncle Li unconsciously, and had walked to the main street, although the main street was full of ghosts, but when those ghosts saw us, they all walked away from us as if they had seen ghosts in the daytime, as if we were covered with poop.

The fat man and I were so confused, and said what was going on, did we think the two of us had bad breath, the fat man got up for a while, and grabbed a thin man who was about to dodge after seeing us, gritted his teeth and asked, "Hey, I'll inquire about something......"

Before the fat man could finish speaking, the ghost who was like a fan addict screamed and scratched the fat man's face with his hands, as if the fat man was trying to rob him.

When I saw this, I hurriedly stepped forward and broke the fat man's hand, and the ghost, after getting rid of the fat man's control, first looked around in panic like a fertilized mouse, and then ran away from the desert with a rolling belt, and suddenly disappeared without a trace.

The other ghosts on the street were even more afraid of us after the fat man's toss, and they avoided us from a distance, looked sideways, and some simply plunged into the alley and took a detour.

"These ghosts are stabbed in the head, what's wrong, are they?" The fat man stared angrily at the ghosts who ran without touching the ground and hated to have wings, completely speechless.

"It's not that they're sick, it's that it's our own fault." Uncle Li stared at the scattered and fleeing ghosts for a while, and said with understanding.

"What do you mean, uncle, I'm completely confused now, since you understand, then please go and ask, hehe" The fat man saw that Uncle Li was there again, and he couldn't help but stimulate Uncle Li.

"Sensei asked, they won't bother with us if any of us go, or they won't dare to take care of us." Uncle Li touched his chin thoughtfully.

"Uncle, do you see something?" I approached Uncle Li, who rarely looked serious, and asked quietly.

"Well, don't you notice, these ghosts are wearing gray robes." Uncle Li didn't pay attention to the fat man's jokes, just looked at the two of us, and continued to say in a deep voice: "Moreover, they all wear a small silver card on their right arm, it seems that this old man is also quite fucking experienced, so that as soon as any foreign ghost enters the Prison Heart City, because of the different dresses, there is no small sign, it will immediately be as obvious as a coal falling on the snow, fuck his uncle, this old man is so thoughtful, and the control of the ghosts is so tight, And he dared to attack an official ghost like Deacon Cui, what did he want to do. ”

"The reason why those ghosts don't dare to contact us is not that they are afraid of us or respond to us, but because Master Su sent those evil ghosts to monitor them, and they are not allowed to contact strange ghosts, they are afraid of being seen by those evil ghosts, so they will desperately avoid our masters." Uncle Li expressed the speculation in his heart, and his tone was solemn, as if he had hidden worries.

Hearing Uncle Li say this, the fat man and I were originally relaxed and the mood instantly became heavy, and even the yin wind swept around added a little eerie coolness, because, although I have not met this old man, but only by virtue of his bad deeds of robbing the girl and controlling the ghosts under his rule, it shows that this guy is definitely not a good bird, so that even an old man like Uncle Li feels pressure, let alone a rookie like us.

As soon as I thought of this, the fat man and I suddenly sweated, and wisps of black smoke faintly came out of our bodies.

"Fuck, I'm here with your uncle, what about you two, finish the calf thing." Uncle Li saw that the fat man and I had a worried face, and couldn't help but tighten his old face, and looked at me and the fat man and scolded with hatred.

"Okay, I won't tell you, it's counterproductive to talk too much." Uncle Li stopped talking, looked around, and suddenly began to scold the street with his throat in his throat: "Damn, the old jb lamp surnamed Su is too good at holding eggs, I came all the way, and I don't even have a leader, what do you mean,." ”

Uncle Li shouted out in this voice, and the effect was like shouting that Song Hye Kyo was running naked, and in the blink of an eye, a bunch of evil ghosts with cross-eyebrows and pouting lips appeared in Hulala, and surrounded the three of us master and apprentice violently, shouting like a dog fighting: "Who the fuck is here to be bullshit, dare to scold Master Su, are you fucking dead?" ”

Seeing that those evil ghosts surrounded us with a large number of people, Uncle Li didn't take them barking as a dish at all, and reached out from the fat man's hand to take out the paper bag wrapped in gold and silver buns, which was like a handbag under the armpit, and then squinted at the ugly ghosts, and snorted in his nose: "What's the matter, you guys still want to have something to do with me, Nima is a force." ”

Uncle Li's old face was pulled, and he put on a face of seven dissatisfied, eight angry, one hundred and twenty unambiguous old green skins, which was really quite bluffing, those evil ghosts didn't know how old Uncle Li was for a while, and they all looked at Uncle Li a little at a loss, neither daring to shout anymore, but also unwilling to just get out of the way, the scene was quite embarrassing.

"Why, you're still not convinced, who the are you messing with, say." Uncle Li was beating snakes with sticks, and when he saw that the arrogance of those evil ghosts had become a little shorter, he took advantage of the situation to continue to exert psychological pressure on them, and his voice was also an octave higher.

"We are all brothers who follow Master Su, what the hell are you doing, don't think that a few sentences of society are big brothers, if you don't come up with some dry goods today for our brother to test, don't blame us for being stunned." After all, there were many evil ghosts, although they were frightened by a few cruel words from Uncle Li just now, but they immediately woke up a little, and one of them, a guy with a cross-faced face and a pair of dead fish eyes, jumped out first, and threatened Uncle Li.

"Nag, don't dump the society, what's the matter, I don't believe you mean it." Uncle Li looked at the evil ghost who had committed a photo with him with a smile, with a look of disdain, "I can't look at people and pretend to be forced, and I can't pretend to be forced with people, I'm fucking used to it, and I'm going to pretend to be forced on the territory of the old man surnamed Su, you ask him, does he dare to touch me, fuck." ”

To tell the truth, seeing Uncle Li pretending to be so devoted, the fat man and I both pinched a cold sweat for him, and felt that Uncle Li had acted in this play a little, but what we didn't expect was that when we saw that Uncle Li was even damaged and pouted by Master Su, those evil ghosts became more and more afraid of Uncle Li, and felt that Uncle Li must have a great background, otherwise he would definitely not dare to be so big in Master Su's one-third of an acre, isn't this a trouble.

At this moment, the fat man and I also lost no time in showing a "cang" dazzling dark iron sword, and a black smoke boiling boneless right arm, and all looked at those evil ghosts with provocative eyes, that posture is clearly life and death have been downplayed, and if you don't accept it, we will do it.

What, let's not grind here, if you're really awesome, go to the master's house with us, do you dare. "That group of turtle hooligans and evil ghosts were completely frightened by Uncle Li this time, because they are not stupid, as soon as they saw me and the fat man's exposed guy (Northeast dialect: refers to weapons), they knew that our little brothers were not good at stubble, so they were more convinced that Li Shu'er was an arrogant and domineering big brother, and they couldn't help but be discouraged first, and what they said became a little polite.

"Alas, that's right, let me tell you, remember, as long as you don't run errands, Uncle Li will never have much to do, okay, I'll give you a chance, let you accompany me to the old man's house, let you get clean,." After speaking, Uncle Li held the paper bag, hugged by the evil ghosts and stars like the moon, and proudly followed those evil ghosts to the mansion of Master Su.

The fat man and I followed behind, looking at Uncle Li, who was full of smug and snotty bubbles, with a surprised face, and there was only one thought in my heart: Fuck, this is okay.

Along the way, I saw a group of evil ghosts who were usually like fierce gods and evil spirits with low eyebrows, and even carefully accompanied an obscene-looking, pimped old hooligan to swagger through the market, and the ghosts along the way showed a frightened look in their eyes, I don't know who this bad old man who looks like he will be broken if he stabs him, and what kind of suffering will be brought to their already dire days.

Uncle Li turned a blind eye to all this, and seemed to enjoy this feeling of being a common man and running rampant in the countryside, so much so that the fat man and I were about to have a delusion: Could it be that Uncle Li was a golden glory in his previous life, otherwise this old liar pretended to be a hooligan, how could he be so familiar with the road, vivid, rub.

Unconsciously, the outline of an ancient building with eaves and arches appeared in front of us, although the mist in front of us was shrouded, but we could still see that the building was majestic, and it seemed to stand out from the crowd in the prison heart city that was generally white walls and black tiles.

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