Chapter 038: Wetting Pants

Ping Sigui made a grimace, smiled, and said, "Mu Qing, are you saying that Lao Tzu can't even tell the smell of flowers and farts?" Lao Tzu doesn't want to be an empty shell! ”

Ah Wan and Ah Shirui buried Ah Tu's corpse.

Bao Yuan looked at the giant tripod and copper pillar that were burning more and more in the distance, and felt in his heart: Heh, these two three grandsons of the Qin Dynasty are so afraid of the forbidden land at the bottom of Dongting Lake, what is the forbidden land, why can these two three grandsons of the Qin Dynasty be scared into such a ball, you know, the three of them have been at the bottom of this Dongting Lake for more than 2,000 years. If it is said that the person who carried the Heavenly Emperor Treasure Seal entered the forbidden land, went out from the forbidden place safely with the Heavenly Emperor Treasure Seal, and returned the Heavenly Emperor Treasure Seal to Qin Shi Huang by the Dongting Lake.

And also.

Seventy years ago, Zhang Liutong came to the bottom of Dongting Lake, how did he get out, he must have left from the forbidden land.

Bao Yuan pondered: How can this forbidden land be broken into.

Why else, what are you doing here?

Song Peng and Bao Yuan discussed in a low voice: Old Bao, let's go on, don't waste it in vain, we have already asked what we should ask, our buddies hold the divine scroll of the Emperor of Heaven, don't you understand when you get to that bullshit forbidden place? What are you afraid of, our buddies are blessed with a great fate!

Bao Yuan asked Ah Wan and Ah Shirui: "Do you two know the tadpole divine text on this book of heaven?" ”

Ah Wan and Ah Shirui took Bao Yuan's divine scroll in their hands, and looked at it for a long time, and their eyes were dancing with dozens of gilt and golden heavenly books, Ah Wan said with a surprised face: "Little Bao Ye, where did you get this divine scroll?" I think the material of this scroll looks like a skin removed from the body of a long-extinct dragon. Well, it's dragon skin. There is also this bizarre and strange mark that is extremely similar to the words on the Heavenly Emperor's Treasure Seal, En. There is only one person in the world who can know this kind of word, Guiguzi, of course, it is not excluded that some hidden masters, oh my God, is it that it fell from the sky with the Tianbao Seal? ”

Song Peng asked in surprise: "Ah Wan, do you think it's a dragon skin, have you ever seen a dragon?" ”

Ah Shirui shook his head and said, "Little Song Ye, of course the two of us haven't seen a real dragon, okay." We have now followed the little Bao Ye, the Ming Jun, and simply told a few! ”

Ping Sigui scolded in his heart: "Damn, are you two really confused, or are you fucking confused, and you will burst out of your mouth for a while, damn, let Lao Tzu play here again, see if Lao Tzu doesn't cut you, fuck!" ”

Ah Shirui respectfully returned the scroll to Bao Yuan. said with a straight face: "The first emperor burned books and pit Confucianism, just to eliminate all the ancient records in the world, and there is this kind of heavenly book scroll in the books that were burned back then." It's a pity, it's a pity, now it's gone! ”

Du Muqing couldn't help but snort: "Shire." Do you say it's burned when it's done? Is it true that there is not a single volume left? ”

Ah Wan is like recalling: "Ashirui, no, no, no. No, no. Maybe some of it was hidden back then...... I vaguely remember that at that time, Prime Minister Li Si and Chief Manager Zhao Gao secretly sent people to bring something out of the palace, and we didn't have real evidence to report it to the First Emperor. Oh, I remembered, after Guiguzi saw the divine characters on the Heavenly Emperor's Treasure Seal, he was killed by drought and thunder after he read it, as if that bullshit disciple Xu Fu under his door also secretly stole something from the book that was about to be ignited......"

Song Pengjue's news was meaningless, and he said impatiently: "Well, we have mastered the following situation, let's go!" ”

Ah Wan and Ah Shirui originally said that they would not go forward, let alone enter the forbidden land at the bottom of Dongting Lake, they had survived here for more than 2,000 years, and they had forgotten their names, they thought that nothing was more important than being alive, if it weren't for this, the mercenaries had beaten Ah Tu to death by mistake, and according to the spirit of the feudal education, the two of them should have fought with their lives. But they are not strong-blooded generals, and they do not have the inherent heroic nature of innateness, only the unique submissiveness of civil officials.

It can only be said that the two wall grasses fell downwind.

Bao Yuan even threatened and persuaded him, saying that he could only leave if he entered the forbidden land at the bottom of Dongting Lake, and Bao Yuan wanted the two of them to think about their children, wives, and descendants, and how happy it was to go home after more than 2,000 years.

Ah Wan and Ah Shirui eat this set of buns.

Finally agreed.

Ah Shirui told everyone that it seems to be safe now, but the front is very dangerous, extremely difficult, and the Yin soldiers who have appeared before seem to be extremely vicious, but compared to the poisonous monsters in the forbidden land, they are more than the third grandson.

Ping Si Guixin said, "Damn, have you two ever been in?" ”

Pepper Belly didn't say a word for a long time, he didn't participate in the fight, he didn't participate in the interrogation, and he didn't participate in any Huairou policy implemented by Bao Yuan. He wanted to see the lake god Niangniang in a hurry, and the chili belly didn't care whether Ah Wan and Ah Shirui were from the Qin Dynasty or not, and they didn't care if the words they said were important or not, in the opinion of the chili belly, there was nothing in the world more important than seeing the lake god Niangniang. Even if Ah Wan and Ah Shirui said that they needed spiritual objects to enter the bottom of Dongting Lake, it was not an invitation from the lake god Niangniang.

Pepper belly resolutely disbelieved.

He thinks that there is a big Dongting Lake, how can there be no lake god and lake god mother.

Isn't that?

The lake god Niangniang and the lake god are equal people, what kind of man does the lake god Niangniang want, the lake god does not dare to care.

Bypassing the giant tripod and eighteen copper pillars that are cooking fiercely, it is not so easy to go further, it is not nine twists and eighteen turns, or it is dangerous, Du Muqing is daughter, and now she can suffer an old sin. Especially for a section of the road, the situation seems to be like a bottomless chasm, with only a two-finger-thick thin rope on it, that is, there is no suspended air power like Tanggula Mountain, and there is no Sun Panzi's ability to fly the eaves and walk the wall, which really hurts Du Muqing.

The further you go, the more bizarre sculptures there are.

The cliffs are all over the place.

Sun Panzi asked the two Qin Dynasty people: "Are all the things above alive?" ”

Ah Wan replied: "The place where the Heavenly Emperor Baoxi passed through has all become alive, one thing, they don't hurt people, after we came in that year, we were very scared to see these monsters come alive, and we were not so afraid when we saw more." It is likely that these good ones are outside, and the murderous ones are in the forbidden place......"

Song Peng said as he walked: "Ninth Master, how do I think these things look like monsters in Buddhism?" Look at the monster above, although their heads look like Guli and weird, but how do they look like a thousand-armed Guanyin, you look at that, like an eight-armed Arhat, this one looks like a second general......"

Du Muqing grabbed a thousand-year-old tree, wiped the sweat on his forehead and said: "It's strange, if you want to say that these things are indeed in Buddhism, but Buddhism was introduced to Middle Earth, it was after the Qin Dynasty, this place is not to mention tens of millions of years, is it possible that the Buddha already existed when it was built?" ”

Bao Yuan helped Du Muqing and said: "I heard others say that the Buddha realized the Buddha under the Bodhi tree back then, but he realized the Buddha, and the world calls him the Buddha, but he is not necessarily the Buddha, maybe there was a Buddha above the nine heavens, otherwise how to explain the things here?" ”

As soon as he talked about the Buddha, Ping Sigui immediately became interested, shook his tongue and said: "Oh, look at this meaning, Lao Tzu also feels that the things in this place are indeed like those left by the Buddha in ancient times, but the Buddha Gate built the head steps, isn't it a little too fucking ruthless?" Just now it was said that there was an ancient evil god suppressed in it, hahaha, everyone use their brains to think about it, what ancient evil gods have been suppressed in Buddhism, and their skills are not small, maybe ......"

Song Peng snorted and said, "You mean that the great god Sun Wukong is suppressed here, fart, is it possible?" ”

Bao Yuan said: "At that time, when Lao Tzu met the peerless heavenly sword in Liupan Mountain, he once thought it was Sun Wukong's wishful golden hoop stick, but it turned out that no, if Sun Wukong was really suppressed here, Lao Tzu would release it whatever he said, if nothing else, just to let it make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again!" ”

As he was talking, he suddenly wore a hexagonal face-shaped green lion, with a piece of green, a piece of red, and a large flame pattern on his body, and opened his bloody mouth to everyone, as if he wanted to swallow everyone into his stomach, without waiting for the mercenaries and Sun Panzi to make a move, Bao Yuan, Song Peng, Ping Sigui, Chili Belly, Du Muqing, Ah Wan, and Ah Shirui closed their eyes, only to hear the sound of a wok frying the chamber sounded violently, and the huge green lion roared and went to the high cliff.

Chili belly patted his chest, wiped the fat sweat on his forehead, and said, "I'm scared to death!" ”

Song Peng smelled a sassy and smelly smell, and saw that the water was running under the feet of the chili belly, Song Peng laughed: "This kid peed his pants in fright!" ”

Ping Si snorted with white eyes: "You can't be that stronger, when the grimace Tibetan mastiff was lying on you, didn't you kid pee too?" ”

Song Peng stomped his foot angrily: "Damn, shit, which pot is not opened!" ”

"Huh, haha, haha!" Ping Sigui followed behind Du Muqing and said with a smile: "Muqing, the color on your pants is wrong, why is there more semi-circle color on your buttocks, the color is too dark, hey, why do I look like water, haha, Mu Qing, shouldn't you pee your pants too!" ”

"Ping Sigui, the old lady and you don't share the sky!" Du Muqing blushed when she was shy, indeed, she did pee her pants in fright. (To be continued......)