Don't say that it's a weak little woman like Du Muqing, even a female man who stands up to the sky and the earth and has an iron backbone, I'm afraid she can't control the urine and water in her private parts.

I can only say that the green lion is too scary......

Seeing this, Bao Yuan turned around, and without saying a word, he quickly took off his shirt and tied it to Du Muqing's waist, and secretly grabbed the bottom of her pants with his hand, feeling that the soak was not very serious before he put his mind at ease, Bao Yuan stared at Ping Sigui angrily and scolded: "Ping Sigui, you bastard dog day pig fuck, where the fuck are you looking, is my Xiaoqing's ass the place you should look?" Damn, remember the porcelain for Lao Tzu, next time you see it, you can't say it, swallow it directly to Lao Tzu's stomach, tie your tongue well, hum, next time if you dare to talk nonsense, Ping Sigui, Lao Tzu will sprinkle it directly on your head! ”

"Yo yo yo, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry...... How dangerous it was just now, Xiaoqing is timid, what's wrong with urinating a little? What's wrong with a little pee? Song Peng was not convinced, and said in his heart: "It's hard to say, is it a buddy?" ”

"Ping Sigui, the old lady can't spare you!" Du Muqing blushed, she didn't know what to scold, but she felt extremely inappropriate not to scold.

"Okay, okay, what's there to be ashamed of peeing your pants, good granddaughter, what are we afraid of when we pee, don't be afraid, don't talk about a few of them, even if Sun Mou was scared to pee in the crotch of his pants when he was walking away from the immortals!" Sun Panzi said.

"This, but ......" Du Muqing was speechless.

"Dizzy, Ninth Master, can this fucking be the same thing?" Bao Yuanjue was a little embarrassed, and said in his heart: "A man pees and pees, Xiaoqing is a girl, can it be the same thing?" ”

Sun Panzi looked at Du Muqing. said with a concerned face: "Xiaobao, it's not the same thing at first glance?" Don't say I'm a good granddaughter. Even if the land lord encounters something he is afraid of, he will be scared to pee his pants? Good granddaughter, don't be shy. There's nothing to be ashamed of! ”

Ping Si Guile was happy: "Ninth Master, the land lord will also pee?" ”

Song Peng corrected: "Stupid, why not?" Won't you be able to? The ninth master said that the land guild would pee his pants, and the land would pee, this ...... It's called wet inside and dry outside! ”

Bao Yuan scolded with white eyes: "Get out, Song Peng, you kid will never be able to put a fart in his mouth!" ”

Sun Pan waved his hand and said, "Be careful, everyone is holding their hearts, I deeply feel that a danger is coming." Don't pee all my pants then......"

Ping Sigui coaxed: "Ninth Master, are you here to tell all of us, who was the land lord scared to pee his pants?" ”

Sun Panzi is to save face for Du Muqing, the little granddaughter, just want to say that it is not ashamed to pee his pants, he was stunned and said: "That's an old man's business, the land man pees his pants is scared, if it is not for the scared thing, how can the land man pee his pants ......"

The words show that Hongwu Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang was born in a ruined temple and galloped north and south for decades. defeated the Mongolian iron cavalry and the Quartet, and established the Ming Dynasty. Zhu Yuanzhang ascended to the throne and thought that he was able to become the emperor because of the blessing of the land prince, in order to repay the land prince's great kindness. Zhu Yuanzhang ordered all prefectures, governments, counties, and villages to build land temples. There are two uses for building a land temple: one is that Zhu Yuanzhang repays the great kindness of the land lord; Second, in order to enforce legislation, all punishments for corrupt officials and other serious offenders will be carried out in front of the Land Temple. It is equivalent to the vegetable market mouth of the Qing Dynasty.

There is a land temple in a certain place that has fallen into disrepair.

Dilapidated.

At a time when villagers raised money to repair the temple of the land and the temple.

On that day, the renovation of this small temple coincided with a huge corruption of the criminal department. The officials and soldiers escorted the huge greed who ran rampant in the state capital in front of the Land Gong Temple, and the people from all ten miles and eight towns rushed here. They spat in the faces of corrupt officials, threw eggs, turnips, and vegetable leaves. After verifying his identity, the presiding judge read out in public the nine articles and eighteen major crimes of the huge corruption, and pulled them to be executed in front of the land public. The mason and statue craftsman who repaired the small temple of the land prince heard that the heads of corrupt officials were going to be cut off.

Whenever this kind of thing happens, they are more excited than their daughter-in-law who gave birth to a son with a handle, and no one cares whether they can get paid for absenteeism, and they stretch their necks and pestle there one by one.

The common people waited for the great sin to inspire the people to finish reading, and the executioner waved the big blade, and the Taoist was greedy.

Everyone waited to clap and applaud, and it was done.

This Taoist giant has been rampant in prefectures and counties, ten miles and eight townships for many years, and the common people are all eager to eat his flesh, sleep on his skin, and scold his ancestors. Maybe the chief judge in the court at that time considered that cutting off the head of this huge greedy item could arouse the people's enthusiasm for the legal system of the Ming Dynasty, that is, he could set an example, and he could also tell those who were officials that if they did not seek happiness for the people, this would be the end of being an official who was not honest, and it also said that the people of the Ming Dynasty, you should not be afraid, if you are bullied, someone will make decisions for you, and someone will do the right thing for you.

The presiding judge thought of a solution.

You can't use a fast and sharp knife to cut the head of this Taoist giant, and you can't find an experienced one, you have to find a new one who is stupider than a pig and can't cut tofu.

Coincidentally, there was a new executioner at that time.

The stewed hands are five big and three thick, except for the face, ears, and mouth, there is no long hair, but all the places that can grow hair are all grown, looking like a man and a bear from a distance, the frame is majestic but has no strength, this stewman has no kung fu on his arms, and he has not really killed a person.

In order to produce a good mass effect, the presiding judge sent this executioner to execute.

Oh, this stewman stepped forward in a big way, covered his head with a red scarf, and his red pants were tied around his waist called a porcelain, showing a majestic black hair, and his appearance was quite good, looking like a man and bear from a distance. However, as soon as the killing stick landed, he swung a big blade and slashed at the neck of the giant greed, and the head did not roll to the ground, but spurted blood outward, and the giant greed howled like a pig. The common people clapped their hands and shouted for pleasure, and the executioner couldn't cut off his head with a knife, and he was a little anxious, and he picked up the big knife again and slashed it like a madman on the neck of the huge greed, indeed, this made the people happy, and they boasted that the chief judge did a good job, saying that to deal with this kind of big corrupt official who was rampant in the township, he had to do it like this, and it was too cheap to kill him with a knife, so he had to be cut by a thousand knives......

The execution is complete.

The common people were not satisfied, and they all exchanged their heads and ears, and left satisfied.

When these masons and craftsmen who made statues of the land lords went back to work in the small temple, it was broken, and the temple gate of the land lords was long gone, and when they left, they forgot to cover the faces of the land lords with red cloth scarves.

This is not the main thing.

The problem is that the mud eyes were open when the land lord left.

I came back and became closed.

That's not all, the face of the land lord was deformed, and there was a large stall of stinking yellow liquid under his feet, those people pinched their noses and checked it carefully, and they found that this stinking yellow liquid actually came from under the waist of the land lord, and it was bubbling from time to time. When the craftsmen looked at it, they all said badly, did the land lord see the scene of the killing, the land lord was timid, and he was scared to pee his pants when he saw the murder scene......

Song Peng listened, smiled and said: "The courage of the land lord is originally small, as the saying goes: how big the pot is how much rice will be dropped, the land lord was originally the target of bullying, so he built such a small temple for it, you look at the Buddha master, who dares to build the Daxiong Treasure Hall of other people!" ”

Ping Sigui asked: "Old Song, you said that the Daxiong Treasure Hall is dedicated to the golden body of the Buddha, why is it called the Daxiong Treasure Palace, and it is not called the Buddha Treasure Hall!" ”

Bao Yuan snorted and said, "Silly you, Nobita is the name of the Buddha, what is it called if it is not called Daxiong Treasure Hall......"

Song Peng smiled gloomily and asked Du Muqing, "Muqing, did you do it?" Do you want to ask Bao Yuan to blow you with his mouth, haha! ”

Bao Yuan rushed up and hit Song Peng's chest with a hammer, scolding: "you!" ”

is still the same sentence, Bao Yuan is feeling that Du Muqing lost face this time, when he went to Tanggula Mountain, at Sanjila's house, Song Peng was pounced on by the grimace Tibetan mastiff, and all the scared and urine came out in one go. Everyone still makes him poor and happy, this is a matter of talking and laughing, and the affairs of good buddies will never cause any estrangement because of this. However, Du Muqing is a girl, this girl is naturally shy, no matter how Bao Yuan says it, she has to defend it desperately, in case it gets out, Bao Yuan, your girlfriend loves to pee her pants, this thing is not good to say.

When everyone came, they didn't prepare all the equipment to enter the tomb of the gods, so they came here unexpectedly.

Things went abruptly.

I really didn't expect that I followed the chili belly to watch a lake god Niangniang and came to the bottom of Dongting Lake.

It all sounds like a storytelling.

Oh, this is fiction, of course there is no such thing in reality.

Back to the book, Ah Wan and Ah Shirui didn't interject, nor did they pee their pants in fright, the two of them had seen it at the bottom of Dongting Lake. Moreover, they listened to their efforts to talk about what kind of land was duke, Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty defeated the Mongolian Tartars of the Great Yuan Dynasty and ascended to the throne, the two of them knew what they were talking about at all, and said in their hearts: "You can say so much truth by peeing your pants, and these people are also very strange." "Indeed, the Qin Dynasty was not yet popular in the past, and it was impossible for them to think of the little man of the land.

Further on, the terrain is getting lower and lower.

In addition to those strange things in Zhou Tian, oh no, it should be called Zhou Dong, which was full of dazzling light, and the other lighting tools became the divine scroll in Bao Yuan's hand.

At this time, a huge statue of Buddha appeared on the scroll, and the Buddha god looked skinny, wearing a huge robe, with a golden body, and his left foot was slightly higher than his right foot, and it seemed that there was a faint red light. Bao Yuan looked at the Buddha God carefully, and said: "This Buddha statue may be made of pure gold, people are not ordinary Buddhas to gold sculptures, if it is a living creature, according to the proportions on the diagram, it is very scary, besides, there is such a big Buddha in the heaven and earth, isn't this a big food." "Ignorant forward. (To be continued......)