"Sure enough, this movie is FIYTA's super long commercial, I went to Jingdong to watch it, not to mention the same model, all FIYTA is out of stock, hahaha."

"Come and go to Jingdong to buy consultation, it's fun."

……

"After buying this watch, will I be able to go to Kate Winslet?"

"Hello! Please consult Miss Kate after purchase. Thank you for your support to JD.com! Happy shopping! ”

"If you buy this watch, will you have a beautiful beard like Leonardo?"

"Hello! There is no direct or indirect connection, we recommend you take a look at Gillette. Thank you for your support to JD.com! Happy shopping! ”

"I've bought three yuan, quickly send a plane to pick me up and go to Japan to be the prime minister, hurry up!"

"Hello! The weather in Japan has been bad recently, so please be patient. Thank you for your support to JD.com! Happy shopping! ”

Since the watches are out of stock and can't be bought, everyone has to adjust. Drama customer service, a lot of strange questions are constantly refreshed, and everyone has a lot of fun.

Of course, there are also groups of people who are clamoring for speed replenishment.

……

"I'm FIYTA, the boss is crazy, we are tired and crazy."

"The best product placement in history!"

"I really didn't expect advertising to work so well, I thought advertising was useless now."

"Look at Zhou Heiya, the sign is up, and a few people knew it before. This is a hundred times stronger than Zhou Heiya! ”

"That's right, this watch is the most critical prop in the whole film, it appears more than a dozen times, it introduces the performance in detail, and it is also used to prove Jack's character, and Jack still has it with him when he escapes at the end, you look carefully at Jack and Kalchi. Naked hugs, and a watch on his wrist, it seems that Jack is reluctant to do it......"

"Nima, it looks like Jack is a liar at all, I'm really going to be stunned by the director!"

"Could it be that he was originally a liar Congliang who was hidden by Cameron?"

"The more I think about it, the more it looks, it's all cattle!"

"FIYTA is the real cow X, how much does it cost to implant ads to work so hard!"

"I am from the marketing department, and this must be said, not only JD.com, but also a large number of foreign orders, and a large number of people have been recruited temporarily. But the bonus promised by the owner is awesome! Pain and joy! ”

"Fulfill your wishes, hurry up and find the director of this film, and present your whole factory chrysanthemum!"

"Is it a Huaguo director, a Huaguo screenwriter, does anyone know the inside story?"

"I don't even have end credits, I watched foreign discussions, and said that I didn't know which company was unlucky and was stolen by hackers to shoot and edit most of the materials."

"Don't worry, it must be a Chinese director and a screenwriter of Huaguo, and even the stalk of the online article "Infinite Terror" is there, dare to say that it was not filmed by Chinese people, who believes it!"

"The most cruel part of the whole film is killing a chicken, it's unbelievable, the director is so gentle, I'm going to give you a monkey......"

"I'm a director, don't lie, add me QQ."

"The most charming thing is the Titanic designer, the reasoning looks handsome, and the uncle is so charming!"

"Do you use my popular science age? You should call Grandpa! ”

"There is a very simple way, human flesh actor Abe, as long as you find this actor, all the truth will be there."

"It's not that I haven't looked for it, I haven't had any information for so many years, and he is a Hollywood actor."

"No, the time is not right, the Abe of "The Titanic Movie" is definitely not the Abe of "Titanic"."

"Leonardo can be younger, but Abe can't?"

"The voices are different, and if you compare them carefully, you can find that the voices are different, and they are not the same person."

"It's strange that the voice is the same, don't forget that there is a difference of 20 years, how can a person's voice remain the same for 20 years, and there is a problem if it remains the same. Special effects can be made for faces, not sounds, at least not for sounds. ”

"Let's talk about it, I can confirm that it is not the same person, and based on my 10 years of experience in simultaneous interpretation, the two Abe are not the same person. The two speak different languages, and the first is completely Chinese-American. The second spoken language is a little worse than that of a pure American, a little less, and you can't hear it without listening carefully. But it can't be that after twenty years, the spoken language has regressed. ”

"What's more important is the spacing of notes, it's like a signature, everyone is different, they have their own unique way, and it's a habit that rarely changes. If this aspect is different, it is by no means the same person. ”

"As for whether it is Chinese or not, I think it is very likely, but I can't be sure. If you have a strong accent, it's easy to tell which country you're from. It's not easy to be light to this extent. I guess this actor went to the United States when he was a child, junior high school or high school, and he might find something among international students. ”

And so the mass human flesh began.

Of course, a bunch of fakes jumped out and said that I played it, and when I called the picture above, I cut out Abe's avatar in the movie, put it on my photo in a particularly simple and ridiculous way, and then renovated the text.

Compared with spoof creativity, the Chinese are top-notch, and this is all leftovers.

Someone came out to show off his girlfriend right away.

Boy red. Topless, with the same toned good body as Abe, his girlfriend only wears bandeau hot pants. Both of them stood on the bed, the boy hugged his girlfriend in one hand and a chicken in the other, and the smiling!

Pictures with text, we don't have to jump!

Then the large-scale cosplay began, the boys are basically the ** upper body, the girlfriend is wearing clothes or not, the cute pet is different, cats, dogs, ducks, little fragrant pigs, there is nothing lacking.

The one that makes people envy and hate the most is the one that is the most serious.

In fact, it can't be counted as one, it's a set of pictures.

First of all, I made a temporary felling like in the movie, and put it in the private pool of my villa, which is not as big as it is.

Both of them are standing on the felling, the man's ** upper body, with the "Heart of the Ocean" hanging around his neck, shimmering and shining!

The girlfriend is super beautiful, wearing a drooling maid outfit and snuggling meekly in her arms.

If this is over, everyone scolds "local tyrants love the present", forget it, the key is the cute pet of the man's other hand, and the person is holding the horse's head!

That's right, there's a horse swimming in the pool!

Nima, it's just a beautiful girlfriend and maid with a big villa and a big pool, and the cute pet is stronger than us, bigger than us, and it's too inhumane, pull it out and bounce ** to death!

The university monks were not willing to be lonely, and when the number of people was well organized, they went to cosplay to worship.

A group of people watched, including men and women, men and women, regardless of gender, all of them became brothers and sisters, and all of them were commensurate with each other.

There is really a chicken head, it's too cruel, and I don't dare to look at the bunch of replies at the bottom.

There is only a chopping posture in the movie, but there is no blood spattered on the spot!

It's too much, send me a stew!

Most people still cut roast chicken, roast duck and pig's head, and after the worship, they can improve the food without wasting anything.