Chapter 69: Xiu Shimei
And then the most hateful one came out -- Xiu Shimei!
My brother hugged his beautiful sister and took photos of him when he was a child.
So the real sister mobilization began!
After the show, everyone found out that many beauties have brothers, which is too hateful, this is terrible!
In addition to the house, car, mother-in-law, and the peak of hardships and dangers, there is also an elder brother.
Many people lamented that family planning had improved......
At this time, the biggest loss came out, and this big loss smiled and stuck out his tongue and licked the face of the beautiful sister!!
You can even see the saliva!
This big loss is afraid that people will not believe it, and in order to prove the real sister, they actually beat the ID cards of the two people. The yard is out!
The surname is the same, the address is the same, and the front part of the ID number is the same.
What could be more frustrating!
Review the fryer too!
"Hack him!"
"Chop your tongue and drink it!"
"There must be something more exciting! Hurry up and release it, ask for seeds, ask for sets, all kinds of begging! ”
"You can't be so shameless, you can't be so unlimited, can my sister transfer?"
"My mom is still young, I asked her to work hard ......"
"I'm X, upstairs you're more lost than the guy who licks your sister! You are the real loss! I don't think your mother will beat you to death! ”
"Who is working hard, you or your dad?"
"Enough is enough, you are enough, there is more and more bottomless loss, what to do with the children you see, don't talk about children, we girls are embarrassed! My brother also watched and sat in my arms......"
"The big man upstairs, the identification is complete!"
"Don't be crooked!"
"Yes, don't crooked, quick! Call the landlord who licked his sister to his parents, and ask them how they gave birth to this beast brother! ”
"That's right, this isn't a beast, it's just how the beast stuff came about!"
"Lao Wang, Lao Wang! Someone called you and Sister Liu next door ......"
……
It is impossible for such a large-scale human flesh operation to be ineffective, and soon several suspicious ones will emerge.
That's right, several people look like Abe, it's really too powerful, and everyone likes to post photos too much in recent years.
Ning Yun was also exposed, but there are very few photos of Ning Yun, and the only few are group photos of many people, and the distance is far away, so it is not outstanding, and the people who support it are not the highest.
Among them, two people jumped up and down, not to say that they were acting by themselves, and they were still slight. Bo Shang pinched each other.
The audience asked them to break the news, and they talked nonsense, and the preface did not match the afterword.
These two people are really funny, one of them especially likes to post, he does everything, and he also shoots micro-videos.
When everyone flipped forward, they found that something was wrong, there were differences in appearance, and the voice was even farther apart, so it couldn't be the same person at all.
The other support is the highest, and it looks very, very similar from the photo, it's just a person.
Everyone thinks it should be him, from his micro. Bo's speech is not quite like that.
Because he said: "The day after filming, I was cute and cute, and I was with Kate and Leonardo 3. P went to ......"
Although everyone knows that Hollywood is chaotic, this doesn't sound like the real thing.
And who's going to attack who's going to suffer?
Two men and one woman!
As soon as he saw that everyone was questioning, he danced more happily, and immediately spoke and said that I was attacking, and Xiao Li and Kate were suffering.
Not only that, but he also sent an even more fake news, which made people unbelieving it when they heard it.
He even said that he went to meet Emma Watson and Emma Stone at night between shooting, and he stunned the two with his powerful charm and pulled the two to drive. House!
This is such an exaggeration, it is simply impossible, no one believes it at all!
A lot of fans of Emma Watson and Emma Stone jumped out and scolded.
"Landlord, you're really crazy, neither of these two will take a fancy to you! Do you look in the mirror and look like someone who can Emma Watson! ”
"Yes, take care of it when you pee, you yellow still want to ride Xiaoyang. Ma, Xiaoyang. That's right, Emma is smaller......"
"What the hell are you up there upstairs? Banana Man is so slippery! Even if the landlord brags about X, your self-racism is too much! ”
"Get out of the way, see me give you an analysis, here's the thing, the landlord first rode the ocean stallion Leonardo DiCaprio, and then the ocean mare Kate Winslet, then the pony Emma Watson, and finally the middle horse Emma Stone, so the question is, where are you in the horse farm?"
"Yes, landlord, hurry up and announce your factory site, we will patronize it in a group, with a thin leather whip, and promise not to smoke lightly. Hit on you! ”
"Don't be too ruthless, the landlord is a ...... of Han
"Yes, Mingxin."
"I think the landlord is the least qualified Emma Stone, Sister Stone is very smart, look at her development sequence, step by step is very stable, and then look at the development prospect, much stronger than Emma Watson, Watson was also popular a few years ago, without Hermione, the downhill road is obvious, and her acting skills can't be compared with Sister Stone. So I think even if the landlord really acted in "Titanic Movie", he is still far from being able to be on the status of Sister Shi! So don't dream, wake up! ”
"I don't like to hear this, it's too much, the Watson family is more focused on philanthropy, the United Nations Goodwill Ambassador, this is really not qualified to be good! Both upstairs and landlords need to be mindful! ”
"All over the United Nations, all over the United Nations, all over the United Nations, it's too important, I support you, landlord! Especially Mozambique! Nima, I work in this country, and I am tormented by malaria, and Nima is hacked. Man extortion! ”
"Watsons didn't do charity until the movie was not good, don't stick gold, gold is even uglier."
"Emma Stone doesn't like it and has made insulting remarks about China."
"That's another Grandma Stone, okay, now the new generation of Hollywood stars who dare to insult China, don't want the Chinese market."
"The landlord is pure stupid X, not to mention Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the landlord is not even worthy of Emma Roberts!"
"Oh my God, the landlord was besieged by the fans of the three Emma, and he was glamorous. Shine and shine. Hurry up and prove yourself! ”
"Can I say it's a pity, the landlord didn't 'on' the shredded radish, I like the big teeth of the shredded radish, hehe......"
PS: I'm also a pity, the last world cut Emma Roberts, a lot of follow-up related clues can't be straightened out, to be reorganized, the surprise and surprise are not big enough, how interesting it will be for the three crazy fans to pinch each other :)
Also, it's time-consuming to think about jokes, really, it should be a flash of inspiration. Anyone has a flash of inspiration, but every day, every day, every day, many times a day......
It is also necessary to set each other, echo before and after, and maintain reasonableness.
So, sometimes it's inevitable that it's not funny, thank you very much!
I've seen all the support, really, really, thanks to everyone.