Early the next morning, Zhang Wei first quit his job at the factory where he worked, and then found a shop selling motorcycles in a small town in the suburbs -- why did he come to the countryside instead of going to the city to buy things, it was because he was not buying ordinary things!

"Do you have a side three-wheeler to sell here?"

"Side three wheels?"

"It's a motorcycle with a bucket!"

The owner of the motorcycle shop looked at Zhang Wei with a confused expression, and Zhang Wei gave him a disdainful look.

"Have you ever watched the anti-Japanese drama!!"

"The one with the crotch hidden in the mine? I've seen it, that comedy is very interesting, little brother, you also watch that? ”

"I don't watch that kind of brain fragment! I'm asking if you've seen the motorcycle that the little devil is sitting on inside, it's the kind with a bucket added here! Zhang Wei pointed to the motorcycle next to him as he spoke, "There can be a person sitting inside, and there can be a crooked machine gun in front!" ”

"Oh, that's the kind you said!"

The boss nodded suddenly, looking at him like this, Zhang Wei was overjoyed.

"What, you have it?"

"Nope!"

"Don't nod your head, tease me!"

"No, I don't have it here, but I know where you can find it!"

"Where?"

An hour later, Zhang Wei drove a side three-wheeler older than his age, and drove towards the university town. Fortunately, there are no traffic police on the road here at the junction of urban and rural areas, otherwise he would have to take people to check the water meter with his ghost in the village.

Doudou sat in the iron car body, and his mouth never stopped all the way.

"You idiot spent 5,000 yuan on such a thing, and your brain was pierced again today!"

"This kind of side three-wheeler is not produced by a manufacturer now, and if you put it for another hundred and eighty years, it will be an antique, and we won't suffer a loss if we buy it!"

"In another hundred and eighty years, you will be an antique yourself!"

"I didn't say anything about the gasoline you absorbed 20,000 yuan in one breath in the morning, and you have such a big opinion when I spent 5,000 yuan to buy a car!"

"That's because you're not buying something for normal people!"

"If I were normal with your viagra, could I adopt such an abnormal thing as you!"

"Zhang Wei, I'll fight with you!"

A man and a dog plus an antique motorcycle, all the way back to the university town noisily, the time is less than two o'clock. The June sun made people's brains dizzy, Zhang Wei took Doudou to find a restaurant to deal with Chinese food, and he was going to go home first to recuperate, and then go to pretend to be B and slap his face when the barbecue stall of the humanoid monkey came out at night - don't ask him why he is so persistent, because someone sued him, and the sling that doesn't pretend to be forced to slap his face within three chapters is not a good novel!

The alley of the rental house is too narrow, and the motorcycle with a bucket can't get in, so Zhang Wei had to buy a big iron lock back, and it took a long time to lock the side three wheels, and Doudou next to the ground rolled his eyes.

"Your old antique car bolt here, a passerby kicks a foot, and it won't fall apart tomorrow! I don't understand why you have to buy such a strange thing, you just buy a Santana as old as it is better than this strange thing! ”

Zhang Wei looked into the distance and pondered, trying to remember why he had to buy this strange thing.

"It's true that there is a very important reason, but I can't remember it for a while."

Doudou pointed at Zhang Wei with his buttocks, and took several deep breaths before he could barely suppress the idea of turning the M9 out and shooting some strange thing and a strange thing.

"You idiot get me home, and then you can do whatever you want - just don't let me know!"

Zhang Wei continued to look into the distance in contemplation, and Doudou took an annoyed bite at his foot and neck.

"Can you have a minimum of respect when the Lord God talks to you?"

"Fairy sister too"

Doudou poked his head out from behind Zhang Wei and saw a sports car parked on the road at some point, and a pair of young men and women next to him were standing in the shade of a tree and talking something.

"What fairy sister, that's your new neighbor."

"Oh, what a new neighbor!"

Zhang Wei jumped three feet high as if he had been electrocuted by Doudou's special power strip, grabbed Doudou and shook it vigorously.

"Aren't my three neighbors an otaku who loves to watch small movies, a sling who doesn't like to watch small movies, and an otaku sling who doesn't know if he likes to watch small movies? When did such a fairy sister become a neighbor? You're not going to let me cross again, are you? ”

"You put me down, don't shake me, you idiot, let me down"

By the time Zhang Wei came to his senses and put Doudou down, Doudou was no longer sober, and our Teddy Lord wanted to spit on someone's face and pat his buttocks and leave, but considering that the consequence of doing so was that someone would definitely make him completely unconscious, it decided that it was better to endure the humiliation.

"Your neighbor who loves watching little movies moved out the day before yesterday, and then yesterday your neighbor was replaced by this fairy! Can you go home now? ”

Zhang Wei pointed his buttocks at Doudou, staring ahead in a nymphomaniac shape - the fairy sister was walking towards him, and smiled politely at him.

Long black hair, faint red lips; The plain white dress, and the slender thighs that come from stepping on someone's heartbeat - Zhang Wei feels that every qiē is so beautiful, but it is not just beautiful. Especially the fairy sister's smile, as if it touched some kind of emotion in his heart.

Watching the back of the fairy sister disappear around the corner all the way, Zhang Wei, who has always been heartless, actually felt an inexplicable sense of loss.

"The saliva is flowing again."

"Huh?"

Zhang Wei hurriedly wiped his mouth - there was no saliva, but a lot of sweat.

"Damn, you're kidding me!"

"I'm worried you're glaring your eyes out! Everyone is gone, it's time for us to go home! ”

"Yes, yes, go home! Sister Shen and I are neighbors now, so we should go back and communicate more! ”

Doudou gave Zhang Wei a disdainful look.

"Just you? Your fairy sister has just gotten off the sports car, what do you have? The devil entered the village to sit on the side of the three wheels? Save you! ”

"She doesn't look like a materialistic girl, you're malicious slander!"

"Yes, then you can tell me about your impressive achievements in the field of spiritual culture."

"I" Zhang Wei used his brain to try to find out his own merits - "the soul is beautiful"

Ignoring Doudou's disdainful eyes, Zhang Wei turned his head to look at the sports car that had started on the side of the road.

"How much can I buy that kind of sports car?"

"Maserati, two or three million, what's the matter, you want to buy one to soak your fairy sister?"

"No!"

"Yes, of course! But how are you going to make money and open a small shop of yellow braised chicken in the night market? ”

Zhang Wei didn't speak, he had to rely on a small business to earn money to buy a sports car - if he could live to be 100 years old, it was estimated that there would be a show!

"Actually, it's not impossible, you see that you have worn to the Terminator world, and you have earned more than 300,000 yuan in one day, as long as you can maintain this progress, two or three million will only be a matter of ten days! If you're lucky, you'll get a good liquid metal or something, not to mention a sports car, and even a villa! ”

"You're just trying to fool me into playing with my life!"

"You want Xiangche beauties and don't want to suffer and suffer, how can there be such a good thing in the world!" Doudou walked into the alley with his little short legs, "Okay, it's time to go back, when you go home, you have time to daydream, and there are both fragrant car beauties and no need to take risks in your dreams, which meets your requirements." ”

"It's all fake in my dreams!"

"It's okay to fool yourself, haven't you been like this for the past two years."

Zhang Wei didn't speak, and stood in place for a long time before he caught up with Doudou.

"This time, it's a little different!"