"Whew!"

Zhang Wei felt a flower in front of him, shook his somewhat confused head, and found that he was already in the rental house.

"Is this considered back?"

"Doesn't seem to be having enough fun listening to your tone?"

Doudou walked to Zhang Wei's side with his little short legs.

"It's okay to be hasty when you leave, now that the hero has returned victoriously after a lot of hardships, isn't there a little flower applause or something, this is too different from the heart-wrenching ending in the novel!"

"It's too late for flowers, as for applause"

Doudou said as he raised his two front paws and patted them - but unfortunately his furry paws couldn't make a sound.

"Are you satisfied?"

"Damn!"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes helplessly, threw down his backpack and went to boil water to make noodles. He didn't eat or sleep all day, relying on the adrenaline of "self-produced and self-sold", and he didn't have the heart to fight with Doudou at this time, he just wanted to eat a few buckets of instant noodles and sleep well for a day.

"Don't you want to count the loot? It's been a hard day, and it's the most exciting time! ”

"I want to eat and sleep right now!"

"Well, although I already know that you brought back fifty-four thousand four hundred and eighty-two dollars and a zero-one-resolution damaged liquid metal, plus an M9 pistol that has not been opened by the safety, this feeling of counting bills one by one is the favorite of the Lord God! It's a pity that the liquid metal brought back is a broken thing, otherwise the intact liquid metal can at least have a resolution of 0.2, maybe even higher."

Doudou chattered and pulled out the banknotes in his backpack that could bury it entirely, and when he looked back, he found that Zhang Wei was lying on the bed and had fallen asleep.

"Lying down without enjoying the joy of victory, it's really a natural life"

This night, Zhang Wei slept until noon the next day before he was woken up from hunger, went to the restaurant to fry two side dishes and ate a good meal, and his sluggish spirit was restored, and then he went home to discuss with Doudou how to deal with the problem of this harvest.

"The American knife is easy to deal with, just change it to a soft sister currency deposit bank; Liquid metal is mutilated, only 0.1 resolution, you can keep it for the toilet"

"You wait!" Zhang Wei interrupted Doudou's words, "Speaking of which, aren't you going to explain to me what resolution is?" ”

"Well, that's a long story."

"Then you'll cut it short!"

After being with Doudou for so long, Zhang Wei could hear from little Teddy from time to time some theories that he couldn't find North at all, but it was often the left ear in and the right ear out.

"Can't you just be a little more motivated! How many people have begged God to teach them this profound knowledge, and you are impatient to listen to it! ”

"Pull you down, if you dare to speak in front of others, the brick family will immediately dissect and study you! That is, viagra my dead pig is not afraid of boiling water and scalds, it is because of kindness that I raised you such a freak Teddy! ”

"As your Lord God, I express my strongest protest against your words that demean the identity of your Lord God!"

"Hehehe" Zhang Wei slapped Doudou's head, "As your master, I dismiss your protest!" ”

"I ask for an appeal"

"The appeal was also dismissed."

"The Lord God"

"Let's talk about the resolution!"

Seeing Zhang Wei's slap hanging on the door of his head, Doudou wisely didn't talk back again, but just muttered in a low voice:

"Don't respect ghosts and gods, be careful of thunder and thunder!"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing! The so-called resolution is the resolution of the main god of the unknown rules. As a way to grasp the rules, the resolution is the most direct basis for judging the strength of a main god, and according to the level of resolution, the main god can be roughly divided into four levels."

"Can you put it simply?" Zhang Wei's slap fell on Doudou's head, "Also, let's talk about something useful, don't talk about something stinky and long, useless!" ”

"I'm talking about something very important, very important! You bastard idiot two hundred and five! ”

Doudou scratched and bit Zhang Wei with a manic face, and the one person and one dog quickly forgot about the issues to be discussed

At ten o'clock in the evening, a high-spirited sling and a high-spirited teddy were drinking beer in the evening breeze by the river, and if anyone were to ask why a teddy drank beer, then I would have to say - don't ask the same question a second time!

"Fortunately, the time point you went through was eighteen years ago, not eighteen years later, otherwise you would have gone to the bank with the dollar bills issued ten years later, and you would have been in jail by now!"

"Then I'll tell Uncle Sù that you are a talking teddy, and you conjured up the dollar bills with demon magic, let them arrest you and accompany me!"

"Then I'll also tell the police that you have a full magazine M9 hidden in your bag, and you are waiting to eat the gun!"

"You inside and out of the steak!"

Zhang Wei slapped Doudou on the ground and lay on his stomach, thought about it, took out a pistol from his backpack and threw it directly into the river.

"Why did you throw the gun!"

"Don't you throw away the water meter that was checked? Besides, I don't need that thing. ”

"Why don't you use it, when you cross again, you have such a thing on your body, you have some ability to protect yourself! Otherwise, it would cost thousands of yuan of energy to exchange huàn from me, which would be enough for our living expenses for several months! ”

"Who said I had to cross? I swore in "The Terminator" yesterday that I would never look for excitement again! I'm a local tyrant with more than 300,000 deposits now, and it's not in line with my identity to fight or die."

"Are you satisfied with earning 300,000? In Jiangcheng, this amount of money is only enough for your down payment to buy a house, can you have a little interest! ”

"Who said I was useless! I'm going to use the 300,000 yuan to do business and be my own boss! Doesn't that humanoid monkey have a barbecue stall, Zhao Fen thinks he is the boss, so I went to open a yellow stewed chicken shop opposite him, and killed the pair of dog men and women! ”

"That's what you're crossing for!?"

"Of course not!" Zhang Wei gave Doudou a slap, "I still have to buy a car, so that Zhao Fen knows that my viagra is also a person who has a car!" The humanoid monkey is riding a little sheep with two wheels, viagra I have to buy one with more wheels than him to be domineering! ”

"You want to buy four wheels?"

"To deal with a humanoid monkey, three wheels are enough!"

"And a three-wheeled car, a tractor?"

"Stupid, the tractor has five wheels, and the three wheels are three wheels!"

"Knock"

Without Zhang Wei's slap now, Doudou himself poked his head to the ground.

"You salted fish with no ideals and no pursuits, I spurn you as the main god!"