Chapter 542: It's not unjust to be beaten
Chapter 542 12-7
"Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, my God, it's messed up, what, uncle, this old smoke girl is her own person, and she once saved me and Kaizi's lives, you two, in fact, it's all a misunderstanding, it's the big water that washed the Dragon King Temple, and your own people beat your own people, hehe" The fat man covered the back of his head with one hand, looked at Uncle Li vigilantly, and explained cautiously and carefully in his mouth. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"The two of you are fucking getting longer and more and more falling back (trapping the sound of xuan, four tones, in the Northeast dialect, it means that a person regresses and does not grow), ah, why are you still mixed with a vixen, and you know what you are doing, no, it's all about to be cleaned by you, this is going to get out, Li Shiqi received two stupid talents and waste snacks who hooked up with goblins, I still don't fucking mix, grandma has a grandson's legs." Uncle Li was really angry with Lao Yan'er's grandmother, looking at the two of us, obviously scolding our brothers for not being successful, but secretly referring to Sang scolding Huai, ridiculing Lao Yan'er's grandmother as a goblin.
"Who do you say is a fox spirit, you are a dead old ghost who is disrespectful to the old, you are still arrogant when you play hooligan, right, you are old, and you still learn to run naked, pity your cheap meat, thin like a wolf dog......" Grandma Yan'er didn't let her share, seeing Uncle Li's left vixen and another fox, where can she stand this, looking at Uncle Li, who was so angry that he was dancing and blowing up his flying hair, and he was sneering.
Uncle Li was about to explode his liver and lungs, and he laughed angrily: "You don't know the depths of the girl, you think you have a three-to-five-hundred-year-old Taoism, so you want to try it with the old man, okay, I will accept you first, and then I will go to Mrs. Hu and say, this horse fairy is so big and not small now, right?" ”
After speaking, Uncle Li'er glared at the beads of his eyes, his face was full of purple gas, and when he shook his body, he was about to get on the fat man's body, and then he used his magic power to accept Lao Yan'er's grandmother.
"Uncle, I have something to say, don't come here, I can't stand it, hehe" The fat thief was slick, and when he saw Uncle Li aiming at him with "bad intentions", he knew what Uncle Li had in mind, so he hurriedly turned around and hid behind Zhuo Faner and Xia Qian, who were stunned and helpless, and begged for mercy again and again.
"It's against you, right, you come over to me, come here...... Well, who are you two, why do you have such a strong anger, what are you doing, ah. Uncle Li was furious at the fat man's dangling, and was yelling at the fat man, when he saw Zhuo Faner and Xia Qian, his face changed, he showed a little surprise, and asked suspiciously.
"Uh, what, we are policemen, policemen from the Serious Crime Brigade, my name is Zhuo Faner, she is the forensic doctor Xia Qian, uh, uh......" As soon as Zhuo Faner saw Uncle Li enter the door, he saw Uncle Li floating in the air in the thunderous big flower shorts, and no matter how he lacked his eyes, he knew what the old man in front of him who didn't look like a normal person was coming from, can you not be afraid, well, I didn't say anything after a long time.
"Oh, it's the police, no wonder there's anger on your body, well, what are you nervous about, don't worry, I don't fucking bite, speaking of which, we're still together, but you're in charge of people, and I'm all in charge of rotten ghosts or something, of course, you'll have to be in charge of me sooner or later, you know." Uncle Li was not too surprised to see that Zhuo Faner and Xia Qian were policemen, nodded his head, and did not forget to brag and brag about it.
Zhuo Fan Er was about to cry, where did he care if he was or not, looking at Uncle Li is nodding again and again, looking at that appearance, he thought in his heart: Do I dare to say a word, uncle, as long as you don't take me and Xia Qian away, what are you talking about.
Zhuo Faner's humility finally made Uncle Li find a little psychological balance, and he bowed his head slightly, and the expression on his face eased a little.
As soon as I saw that Uncle Li was finally a little too energetic and less noisy, I bared my teeth, observed my words, and said cautiously: "Uncle, uncle, what is that thing, you, fly lower, we always look at you with our necks up, we are all confused by lack of oxygen, hehe"
Uncle Li glared at me: "Expose your face, ah." ”
However, after all, Uncle Li still fell from mid-air, his feet floating about a foot off the ground, and he smiled gloomily.
Xia Qian screamed, his body weakened, and finally fell on Zhuo Faner's shoulder, fainted, really dizzy.
"What's wrong with this girl." Uncle Li was taken aback by Xia Qian, looked at our group of people and asked, that expression, old and innocent.
"Uncle, I want to say that she is not frightened by you, but by your charm, do you believe it?" I looked at Uncle Li, who was pretending to be confused, and said with a wry smile.
Uncle Li smiled narrowly, that face, it looked a little proud, ho, I and the fat man were bitter in their mouths, and said in my heart that you are really childlike, run here to scare the little girl, right, you don't think about it, everyone is enough to be your granddaughter, aren't you old and unorthodox, it's really hot.
We pondered in our hearts, we didn't dare to say it, there was no way, I had to squeeze my eyes at Zhuo Fan Eryi, who was embarrassed: "Second son, don't you have anything to do, let's slip away, don't delay the business." ”
"Ah, ah, that's good, then I'll go, uncle, old Yan'er girl, you go slowly...... Hey, don't send it, no, there will be a date later, ah. Zhuo Faner helped Xia Qian, said hello to Uncle Li and Lao Yan'er incoherently, and didn't wait for me and the fat man to send them both, so he ran out of the clinic as if he were in the car, and he was scared.
The fat man and I closed the door, Uncle Li looked at the old Yan'er grandmother who was still angry, sneered, floated beside the two of us, and the subcutaneous flesh snorted coldly without smiling, I and the fat man secretly screamed that it was not good, and before I had time to cover the back of my head, I felt a flower in front of me, and one person was slapped with a strong big neck.
"Do you know why I hit you, ah?" Uncle Li sneered and looked at me and the fat man and asked.
"Do you need a reason to beat us, hehe" The fat man looked at Uncle Li, who was unguarded, with a bitter face, and hummed with a pee.
"Fuck, I'm not convinced, okay, then I'll let you die to understand, two conscienceless little kings and eight lambs, how long have you not burned gold and silver bills and paper clothes and paper horses for your teacher, ah, in addition to the official uniform, I have such a big pants that does not show points on my body, otherwise, can I let people say that they are hooligans, ah." Uncle Li became more and more angry the more he talked, and he shook his body and wanted to clean up me and the fat man, but fortunately, the two of us were on guard this time, and the old bulb did not "succeed".
"You two said, 'Did you beat you wrong?'" Uncle Li lost his hand, and his anger did not subside, and he continued to reprimand the two of us.
The fat man and I stuck out our tongues, there have been a lot of bad things these days, the two of us were so busy that we really forgot to send money to Uncle Li, no wonder Uncle Li was so down-and-out, it seems that we were really unjustified by this big neck, so the two of us replied honestly: "Not wronged, really not wronged, master, you are right, we should be beaten, hehe"
Seeing that the fat man and I sincerely admitted our mistakes, and our faces were ashamed, Uncle Li's anger disappeared a lot, after all, he hadn't seen the two of us for a while, and the mood of worry and joy was no different from the two of us, so after he pretended for a while, where would he really be angry with us.
Seeing that Uncle Li'er's face turned bright, the fat man and I lost no time in coming over, laughing sincerely, and rushed to ask Uncle Li why he didn't come back to see us during this time, why did he come back suddenly today, and asked Uncle Li was very annoyed, with a horizontal eyeball: "What are you two talking about, get out of the calf, let me be clean for a while,." ”
The fat man and I didn't care, grinned and shut up.
"He's your master." When Grandma Lao Yan'er saw me and the fat man respectfully calling Uncle Li Master, her face turned red, she suddenly twisted, and her expression became cramped and uneasy, "Senior, senior, I'm sorry, I don't know, I don't know who you are...... Don't mind if the words are offensive. ”
"Okay, I have already seen that you are a member of the old Hu family, if it weren't for the fact that you are just young and vigorous, and you are practicing the authentic teachings that rely on the spiritual energy of the heavens and the earth, I would have been polite to you." Uncle Li glanced at the shy old Yan'er grandmother, and smiled, it seemed that he no longer minded her words just now.
Seeing that the atmosphere finally eased, the fat man and I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and were about to ask Uncle Li why he came back, when he saw Uncle Li looking at me and squinting his eyes, his face sank, and he said "um", which made me and the fat man chuckle in our hearts, and said that this is not the right tendon Wow, you have nothing to do.
"What the hell are you doing with a big sauce jar in your hands, there is also a female ghost soul sealed in it, what's the matter, where are you two deflated calves going to get into trouble." Uncle Li looked at the ash jar I was holding in my hand, pulled a long voice, and asked in a slow voice.
"Uncle, this is a child's mother, it's a long story, what, anyway, you're not in a hurry to leave, right, you put on your clothes first, don't catch a cold, our brothers will give you a little bit of spicy lungs, eat and talk for a while, okay." Me and the fat man are there
I want to say it to Uncle Li, but when I saw that Uncle Li's face was extremely haggard, I knew that his old man must have encountered something bad down there these days, otherwise the last time we sent a message through the ghost cockroach, he would never have come to see us for such a long time because he had always regarded the two of us as his own sons, so I wanted Uncle Li to rest for a while and talk slowly.
Uncle Li knew our thoughts, and couldn't bear to brush off the filial piety of me and the fat man, although his eyes were full of relief, he deliberately put on a disapproving stinky face, and snorted, which was considered a tacit approval.
Of course, the fat man and I knew that he was always cold on the outside and hot on the inside, soft-hearted and hard-mouthed, and we didn't care, after instructing Lao Yan'er's grandmother to burn some paper clothes for Uncle Li, we covered the columbarium with a yellow cloth with a piece of talisman and put it in the corner of the wall, and then went out to buy ingredients happily.
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