"Beanie!"

"Dear!"

"Kiss Doudou!"

"Doudou little kiss!"

"Beanie Beanie"

"Get out!"

Zhang Wei said five sentences - Doudou replied with one word.

"Don't be angry, I was too excited just now, it was an accident!"

"Roll the calves!"

"Wow, since you've spoken, let's say two more words!"

"Roll the calf for me!"

"Wow, Doudou is really amazing, the Northeast dialect has come out, no matter how much you say it, why do you feel like I'm looking for scolding?"

"Congratulations, your head is finally back on your neck from under your belly!"

"Oh, don't be angry, it's all said it was an accident."

"Accident! Every time you beat me up, you treat me like a teddy bear! I'm a teddy, and I've always been cute and cute little teddy! ”

Doudou got up from the bed, raised his little head and salivated at Zhang Wei - the latter did not dodge or dodge, and he was quite conscious of spitting and doing it himself.

"Don't get excited, everyone is an adult, so there's something to discuss."

"I'm not even two years old, what kind of adult! I'm going to sue you for child abuse! ”

"Let's eat your favorite roasted kidneys for supper, okay?"

"Don't you want to get off the hook!"

"Plus the fruit beer, chilled, you can drink as much as you want!"

Doudou stared at Zhang Wei with a pair of big eyes, not knowing whether he was thinking about life or thinking about life.

"Beanie? BeanieBe"

"Soul calling!" Doudou walked on his little short legs and jumped off the bed very domineeringly, "Don't wait for Doudou to go for supper at night - I have to find a place to eat that matches the identity of the main god!" ”

"Wow!"

The sky is the cover, the ground is the seat, and the river breeze and night fire are the curtain friends, such a domineering and leaky environment is the place where Zhang Wei found a place to eat for Lord Doudou.

After eating skewers and drinking beer, Zhang Wei was very satisfied with his ability to do things:

"This place is very hanging!"

"From which angle should I look at this 'hanging'?"

"From this domineering sky, domineering earth, domineering river breeze night scene! Only such a domineering environment can be worthy of the noble identity of my Doudou main god! ”

"Whew!" Doudou used all the "contemptuous strength" of his whole body to take a sip, "You salted fish only have one mouth left, or a mouth that is not connected to the brain!" ”

"I still have a lot of advantages from the inside out, okay!"

"Your greatest advantage is that you are shameless and shameless!"

"Doudou, you're going too far, you can insult my IQ, but you can't insult my personality!"

"Do you have a personality? If you have a personality, the fat man will kill himself in shame! ”

Doudou raised his little paw as he spoke, pointing at a fat man who had come down from the embankment.

"Poof!"

As soon as Doudou's words were finished, the fat man jumped into the river.

"Look, I'll just say that my personality is still very strong!"

Doudou stopped talking, and the facts are really TM better than words!

"Help, help, I can't swim"

After a while, the fat man's miserable howl sounded by the river, and Zhang Wei and Doudou - ah no, it was a man and a dog - you look at me, I look at you.

"Didn't he jump in on his own?"

"Maybe it slipped down accidentally?"

"Do you want to save him?"

"For humanitarian reasons, you still have to save it, right?"

"If you want to save you, you're still standing?"

"Because I can't swim!"

Zhang Wei looked at Doudou with an innocent face, and Doudou instantly exploded:

"Why are you looking at me, you don't want me to save that fat man!"

"Aren't dogs born to swim?"

"I know how to swim, but do you think my little body can drag that big fat man!"

Doudou's two taels of meat obviously can't drag the fat man, although Zhang Wei can barely try it in terms of body shape, but with his landlubber attributes, it is estimated that the water will have to join the ranks of shouting for help. I can't get into the water, so I can only find some wooden sticks or something to see if I can pull the fat man up, but this thing is not easy to find by the river, Zhang Wei looked for a long time but only found half of the chopsticks.

"That's all you found, why don't you try it?"

"Try your sister, it's better to jump straight down with this!"

"What then!"

Doudou grinned and thought for a long time.

"Yes, the liquid metal you brought back, you can exchange it from me!"

"The stick that stabbed the toilet? Shorter, right? ”

"Then make it longer, how long will it be!"

"Let's have a two-meter one!"

As soon as Zhang Wei finished speaking, there was a silver stick in his hand that was taller than others.

"Damn, this is conjured! Let's use this trick to perform on the Spring Festival Gala, it will definitely be popular! ”

"Fire your sister, hurry up and save people!"

With a two-meter-long toilet stick, Zhang Wei didn't delay any longer, ran to the river with a smoke, and handed the wooden stick to the fat man before he was washed away by the river.

It took the old nose to drag the fat man up, Zhang Wei was so tired that he lay on the ground like a dead dog, and he couldn't sit up for a long time, but the fat man spit out two mouthfuls of river water and came to his breath - how big is this fat man's belly, and he hasn't burst with so much water!

"Thank you, little brother, if it weren't for you just now, I would have died"

Zhang Wei waved his hand casually.

"Raise your hands and raise your hands" I can't even raise my hands after I finish work, but it's just the labor of raising my hands, "Why are you running to the river at night alone?" ”

The fat man looked at Zhang Wei, who was panting, with an embarrassed look on his face.

"I'm here to jump into the river"

Zhang Wei was stunned by the fat man's words:

"Didn't you slip?"

"No, it's not"

The fat man's face was even more embarrassed, and he didn't know what to say for a while. Zhang Wei rolled his eyes, thinking that you, a fat man, committed suicide and shouted for help, isn't this a cheat!

Since the person was rescued, Zhang Wei didn't want to stay longer, otherwise this fat man wouldn't be able to think about it for a while, and he wouldn't have the strength to drag him up a second time. Throwing the stick to the fat man, Zhang Wei stood up and patted his ass, and prepared to leave.

"Keep the stick for you, take it with you next time you jump into the river, in case you regret it, you can use it!"

"What's your name, little brother?"

"Zhang Wei!"

Zhang Wei waved his hand and left quickly with Doudou, as for whether the fat man who jumped into the river had any sad and compassionate stories, he was not interested at all.

Zhang Wei drove his side three wheels, chatted with Doudou lying in the bucket without a word, and quickly forgot about the fat man.

"I didn't expect you to have the trick of turning into an iron rod empty-handed, amazing!"

"That's it! Don't look at what kind of person your Zhang Doudou is, the main god too! ”

"Then you will turn into 8,000 iron rods every day in the future, and we can make a fortune by selling scrap iron, what kind of crossing are you tossing!"

"Whew! Make your spring and autumn dreams! Doudou spat Zhang Wei's saliva, "It takes energy to mix huàn liquid metal!" ”

"It also takes energy! How much energy did that stick use? ”

"About a dozen pieces of electricity."

"Less than two catties of iron slag for a dozen pieces? What a cheat! The dead fat man who killed a thousand knives, what kind of river did he jump in! Even if you jump into the river, choose a place where no one is around."

"Idiots like you!"

"What does this have to do with me?"