Chapter 14: Woo-Woo

Although he shouted "You don't need a reason to love someone", in fact, Zhang Wei knew very well in his heart that his fairy sister would never fall in love with him for no reason. In order to give the lover of his dreams a reason to love, he decides to improve himself from the inside out!

In the room, the rookie god, Little Teddy Doudou, and his rookie god, the senior sling silk Zhang Wei, were facing each other at the moment, sitting and talking:

"It seems that the power of hormones is really great, I swore two days ago that I would never cross again, and after only a few days, I changed my mind."

Since it is Zhang Wei begging for himself now, Doudou naturally wants to put on a high posture - no matter how he says that Lord Doudou is a main god, Zhang Wei will wear it when he says it, so it doesn't seem that he has no status!

"It wasn't hormones, it was love, ideals, courage, and the best human feelings that encouraged me to make this decision - a difficult but resolute decision!"

After a burst of impassionedness, Zhang Wei looked at Doudou with a blank eye, and the latter tilted his little head and looked at Zhang Wei, but he didn't answer his words.

"If you don't say a word like this, it will make the whole situation very embarrassing."

"Well, although neither of us can understand your nonsense, but the Lord God is very pleased that you are willing to continue to cross this matter."

“So?”

“So――are-you-ready?”

"Obviously I'm not ready - I just wanted to ask what we need to prepare today!"

"First of all, let me correct what 'you' should prepare, not what 'we' should prepare, and secondly, if you're asking for my opinion, then my answer is still - bring some braised beef noodles and mechanical watches! Of course, given that we have more funds at the moment, you can choose not to buy knockoffs for mechanical watches. ”

"I'm serious this time - very seriously!"

Doudou sat up straight when he heard this, trying to put on a stern expression on his face - although it was really a very difficult move for a little teddy, at least he tried.

"Do I look like I'm joking?"

"No, it's not, you just don't seem to care!"

"You can be as relaxed as I am, anyway, even if you hang up, you won't really die."

"You said it lightly, being choked by the neck of a female terminator feels like the real thing, okay - no, it's not the same as the real thing, then TM is real!"

"Oh, calm down, anyway, if you die, you can come back and resurrect with full blood, as for the other irrelevant details, don't delve into it!"

"It's not an inconsequential detail!"

"Are you wearing it or not?"

Zhang Wei was pickled instantly, and his mind remembered the sports car that drove his "fairy sister" back that day.

"Wear!"

"That's not the end of it."

"But I think it's better to have a detailed plan in advance to ensure that nothing goes wrong."

"No, you just need to do a good job of psychological construction, this is the most important thing!"

"Yes! Then it looks like we need to think about it in the long run, because I'm not ready yet."

"Whew!"

"Mental Construction!"

Crossing over again - seeing the black-clothed swordsman in front of him and the antique buildings around him, Zhang Wei quickly came to this conclusion, and it was as sloppy as last time - it didn't even make him look black in front of him, even the simplest setting! However, compared to last time, this time his ability to accept reality has improved dramatically!

"Quietly approached behind me, it seems that you are a master!"

"Are you talking to me?"

Zhang Wei looked up and down, left and right, although the black-clothed swordsman didn't turn to look at him, but if this wasn't a ghost movie world, this cool guy should be talking to himself.

"I guess you're talking to me!"

"You are King Qin's subordinate?"

"King Qin? Li Shimin? ”

"But this has nothing to do with me, this world has nothing to do with me"

"Can you say something that I can understand, and" Zhang Wei quickly forgot what he wanted to say, because he saw that the entire sky in front of him was covered by something black and oppressive, "Damn, what is that, locust?" ”

"Puff puff puff"

"Whew!"

I vaguely felt a sharp pain for a moment, like, my whole body was poked out of a lot of holes? But he wasn't sure, because the next moment he felt the pain, he returned.

"Is this, worn or not?"

Zhang Wei looked at Doudou with a puzzled expression.

"It's a little shorter, but it's really another time."

"it, I'm done with nothing!"

"You didn't do anything, but you were killed by someone else."

"Who, the black-clad swordsman? I can tell by looking at his back that he's not a good guy - but I haven't seen him shoot at me, huh? ”

"It's not him, he hung up with you, and you all died with ten thousand arrows through your hearts!"

"Ten thousand arrows pierce the heart, ten thousand arrows pierce the heart!" Zhang Wei bounced off the bed as if he had been electrocuted, grabbed Doudou's two paws and slipped the little teddy up - he seemed to like to use the little teddy as a plush animal when he was excited. "So many black spots flying in the sky are not locusts, they are all arrows!?"

"Put me down, let me down first, you idiot!"

Doudou kicked his hind legs hard, but it was useless, he was still slipped in his hand by Zhang Weiti.

"I said how I feel that my whole body is poked and hurts, it turns out that my whole body has been poked out of holes!"

"I don't say you don't feel anything! You were humanely ruined very quickly, and there was no pain at all, why are you so excited! ”

"Can I not be excited! I was stabbed to death by ten thousand arrows piercing my heart! I've been poked all over my body! ”

Zhang Wei shook Doudou vigorously, and little Teddy spoke with a difficult Douyin:

"That's all a picture of your brain, and you don't see how you died!"

"But I'm still dead! I was pierced to death by ten thousand arrows! I feel like every hole in my body hurts right now! ”

"Calm me down, don't shake me, let me down, idiot!"

Zhang Wei's adrenaline burned his brain again, and he shook Doudou in three or two strokes, and when he came to his senses, poor Doudou was already rolling his eyes and unconscious.

"Doudou, what's wrong with you! Who is so cruel to you, Doudou, you can't die! Doudou, wake up! Beanie"