Chapter 2 [All of a sudden, the whole person is not good]

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The blood-red sports car flashed through a dazzling light and disappeared into the traffic, never to be seen again.

When Zi Yueye came back to her senses, she looked down at the inexplicable business card she was holding in her hand. At that moment, he said in his heart that there was not a trace of throbbing, and that was fake.

In the absence of self-knowledge, he was also secretly glad that there were finally beautiful women who began to appreciate his handsome and sunny appearance, and the inner body full of sparkles hidden under the outside.

Peach blossom luck, could it be that this distant word will really befall you one day?

He looked down at the outstretched hands, in his memory, these sturdy hands had never touched the skin of the opposite sex, and the most touched was himself!? Of course, if you want to count those conjectures in his dreams, he has long since left the department-level cadres and has been promoted and raised to the peak of his life.

laughed at himself in his heart: "Even if you look abnormal, what is it, in the end, it is not a hard one." ”

I have to say that Ziyue Night is deeply self-deceiving with the essence of Ah Q, because even he can deceive himself because of his appearance, are you afraid that she can't deceive others to reach the point of being invincible in the world?

Have you ever had superficial contact with the opposite sex, and you haven't even had a gender barrier in kindergarten, and you haven't played games and handles?

The memories of the purple moon night began when he was ten years old, and he didn't know all the memories before the age of ten. Since he has a memory, he seems to be more mature than other children, and some things seem to be poured into his mind, and all the daily things in life are familiar with them, and he can't forget them if he wants to.

Come to think of it, at the age of ten, he actually knows all the trivial things in life, it is indeed a bit abnormal, no matter how abnormal it is, there are actually good, at least his academic performance is not very good after skipping class many times, but it is okay.

It's just that now he doesn't have the memory or the beautiful sister who is most concerned, he is now running far away from the bus stop, and shouting loudly at the bus master: "Wait a minute, master wait a minute, don't drive yet, there are still people here." ”

was stunned, and almost missed the last bus, and if he really missed it, he would not have to beat his chest and be annoyed.

Fortunately, the driver was already familiar with him, and stopped the bus that had just started to let him get on the bus, but a verbal lesson that didn't hurt or itch was indispensable, and it was all about paying attention to the time next time.

Sitting in the window seat in the last row of the bus, I took a deep breath and quietly looked out the window at the steel forest that fell backwards, enjoying a rare calm. Looking at the strange but familiar city, Ziyue Ye suddenly felt a dizziness in his mind, and everything in front of him appeared ghosted.

"Could it be that you've been too tired lately? It seems that I can't sleep just eight hours a day, I have to sleep ten hours. ”

Thinking that he hadn't rested, he shook his head, and didn't care after a moment of clarity. He seemed to be thin, but in his impression, he never seemed to be sick, not even cold, so he didn't delve into how he felt at that moment.

Time passed, and when the bus reached the final platform, it was already pitch black, and the faint moonlight and stars were the only way to illuminate the front.

Purple Moon Night had to walk some distance along the street, and it wasn't until he reached the end of the street that he really arrived home. Since the last street lamp on the road was scrapped, there has been no light on the street for a long time, and if it weren't for a few nearby households, I'm afraid the surrounding electricity would have been cut off by the power supply!

The dark environment and the demon wind that did not come, walking in such an environment, it was inevitable that I would be nervous. But isn't it nervous that you will accidentally bump into an unknown alien species? Instead, what should I do if I accidentally fall into the sewer? You know, all the manhole covers on this road have been stolen for a while.

With years of perception and thoughts, Zi Yueye bypassed the sewer pipe where the last manhole cover was stolen without any danger, turned his head and proudly raised his middle finger at the sewer, and said with a disdainful look: "Sample! ”

Who knew that just now, everything that shouldn't have happened and everything that should have happened happened together, and his head was dizzy again, but this time it came faster and more violently, his ears were dizzy, and his eyes were directly black. At the same time as the head is dizzy, the whole body is even more heart-rending pain, and the muscles and bones are split, as if the whole person is about to explode.

I can't pretend to be ...... I can't fall into the sewer!

This was the last consciousness before Ziyueye's eyes darkened, and in order not to be tortured by sewage, he miraculously changed his body that fell forward into pulling mountains and rivers one after another. The next qiē, even if he wanted to know, couldn't know.

The next day, the first rays of sunlight crept up from the window onto the edge of the bed, and a brilliant golden glow fell on the face that had become even more unnoticeable because of its paleness.

Ziyueye slowly opened her sore eyes, and the first scene that came into her eyes was a "rolling pig" lying on the edge of the bed staring at herself.

"You can't bring me back, right?" At night, a big dog like a pig walked on the street, and there was a man suspected of being drunk and unconscious in his mouth.

The roller pig is an extra-large shaped leper dog adopted by Ziyueye, and his fat appearance is no different from that of a pig, and he also has the personality of a pig, and he is lazy to eat.

Although Ziyueye's house is too remote, and there is really nothing of value in the house, it has never attracted bad people such as thieves, but Ziyueye has never seen the rolling pig "Wangwang" bark like a normal dog. Moreover, the expression of the roller pig hanging from the corner of his eyes in front of him was obviously a disdainful appearance, although he looked very stupid.

Seeing that the roller pig looked stupid, and despised him, the owner who had fed it for nearly three years, Ziyueye immediately became anxious.

He jumped up from the bed, but when he jumped, for some reason? While the body was sore, there was a majestic force. He felt that it was no problem for this power to knock over a strong bull with one punch, but now he obviously did not have the ability to control this power.

I saw him slam into the ceiling with a straight dash, leaving a big hole in the ceiling.

"Ouch! Oh my god. The sudden change startled Ziyue Night, and now all of them were beyond his imagination. And as he fell onto the bed, he distinctly heard a soft cry of disdain from the roller pig. Before he could confirm whether the roller pig had cast another disdain on him, he fell on the bed with a click, and the double bed that had been used for nearly five years collapsed.

"Ability Rise? Doomsday? The unknown Ziyue Night was frightened by what happened just now, and when he saw the rolling pig, it was as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and he asked the rolling pig who had long been away from him.

Roller Pig didn't say anything, shook him a cotton ball, swaggered out of the room, into the living room, and lay comfortably under the television, in a kennel for him.

"No righteousness!" was annoyed by the behavior of the rolling pig who didn't protect the master at all, and Ziyueye suddenly calmed down.

But when he was about to stand up straight, he realized that although there was no strange feeling in his body, even the previous pain and soreness were no longer there, but he couldn't control his body.

Oh my god, what's going on!

I wanted to move my left hand, but my right foot shook like a cramp; I wanted to shake my head, but my ass swayed up and down in a bizarre motion; If you want to move your feet, your hand actually shows that the dragon beckons and constantly squeezes it, which is clearly the legendary milk-grabbing dragon beckoning......

Fear permeated my mind for a while, worrying about whether I was about to be whitewashed. He struggled several times to stand up, but finally fell to the ground due to the confusion of his body coordination, and the crisp sound similar to the breaking of bones lingered in his ears, but the sharp pain in his body was suppressed by the sound of rushing breathing.

"Don't, I don't want to die, I haven't held the hand of a beautiful woman, I haven't kissed yet, the key is that I'm still a place. Doesn't it say that virgins have the effect of seeking good fortune and avoiding evil? Why doesn't it work when you get to me? As soon as I thought of a beautiful woman, I subconsciously came up with a strange beautiful sister who handed me a business card.

Zi Yueye struggled to hold on to the door of the bedroom, and the strength in his hand was not controlled, and he saw the door fall to the ground with a bang, and he flew out with an arrow step without standing firmly, staggering and breaking in the room.

Ouch, the dining table was lightly knocked on, the coffee table was gently shattered, the TV, the refrigerator ...... As if it had been arranged, the whole room was about to be reduced to ruins with a single pounce.

"My coffee table, my cups...... My living room, how much will it cost to fix it! That's right, how much money should it take to fix me now! Lying on the ground and unwilling to move anymore, Zi Yueye screamed.