Chapter 3 [It's not just me who is abnormal] [Ask for collection]
Lying on the ground, Ziyueye's body couldn't help twitching, and his limbs, which were not deliberately controlled, waved wildly from time to time, opening his teeth and dancing his claws. Now he looks like a psychopath, and he's a psychopath going berserk. If people see him drooling and sluggish at this time, most of them will send him to the abnormal human research center to be sliced and dissected, to see if he has a heart and two kidneys?
Like a sheep having an epileptic attack, he waved his limbs again, and Zi Yueye's not very handsome face was now distorted and terrifying. It's not that he did it deliberately, it's really that he can't control his body, he obviously feels that his body is there, but his thoughts and actions are always not in the same tone, how awkward it is. The nerves in my mind, which were not thick at all, were about to collapse.
The only thing he is fortunate for now is that although the roller pig in front of him is full of smiles and a very silly mockery, as a dog, it still has the bottom line of being a dog, at least it can't speak, and it won't tell the public about its troubles, so that his handsome and majestic image can be preserved.
It's just that reality always has a little bit of origin with imagination, as the so-called imagination is plump, and reality is skinny.
"Hey, stinky boy, you should have seen Liu Li's aunt, right? Didn't she tell you that you should contact her immediately in this situation? ”
What's the situation? The big black dog that has been raised for three years has spoken? The dog talked! How can a dog talk?
Something that deviated from the laws of nature happened on a purple moon night, and it came so suddenly that he was not prepared at all. His bright eyes sparkled, and he could no longer remain calm and indifferent, and the incredulity was self-evident, and his whole face was full of shock. Now he didn't feel surprised at all, the fright was full.
How is it possible for a dog to speak, being a four-hoofed animal? Although it is very humane, although it looks like a fat pig, although it has no dog behavior at all, but no matter what you say, a roller pig that walks on four feet is a dog! And it's also a fat and leprosy dog.
The amount of information is too large, and it once shut down the head of 250G.
Seeing Zi Yueye's sluggish face, the roller pig shook his fat buttocks, wagged his short tail, and once again despised Zi Yueye with a proud expression, and shouted at him: "What? Stunned by Uncle Ben's magnetic voice? ”
The roller pig still looks so frightening, and the fat on its body still trembles with the movement of its tail, but it was just a roller pig that was not very normal in the past, but now it has become completely abnormal. People talk normally, where can a talking dog go normally?
"I'm stunned, but it's not like a gong to you." Purple Moon Night came back to her senses, and all that came to her mind was doubts.
What's going on now? Could it really be an apocalyptic genetic mutation? Otherwise, how to explain the rolling pig in front of him? It's just that genetic mutations are too worthless, right? It happened to the roller pig.
The purple moonlit night that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, when he mustered up twelve points of courage, dared to look at the roller pig who had lived together for nearly three years. The doubts in his heart lingered in his heart, surprise mixed with horror, and now he just wanted to slap the roller pig in the face to see if he was still in a dream: "You are really my rolling pig?" ”
The mocking expression of the rolling pig was once again hung on the face that looked like a pig's head, seeing such an expression, Zi Yueye relieved her heart, this is really her own rolling pig, not someone else pretending, only her own rolling pig will mistake his stupid expression for arrogance.
Could it be that the roller pig has really become a demon?
As if seeing what Zi Yueye was thinking, the roller pig habitually teased his tail and said, "Don't call Uncle Ben the roller pig." Uncle Ben will not change his name or change his surname, Chu Sheng is also! Also, Uncle Ben doesn't seem to have said that Uncle Ben is a low-level canine mammal of Blue Star? As it spoke, it scratched and bit its tail, and Ziyueye felt unreliable at all. His current appearance, if it weren't for the fact that he was talking, would have thought he wasn't a dog, and others would have thought he was a pig.
The world is crazy, and I'm too stupid! "Brute? It's not as good as a roller pig! ”
"Cut, Uncle Ben's such a sloppy name knight you can tarnish. Uncle Ben, little ghost, can tell you, if you don't call Aunt Liu Li to take you to adjust your body today, I'm afraid your body functions will stop, and you will never want to start it at that time. ”
The purple moon night that had experienced the first shock had gradually subsided. Although he is not very good-looking, his IQ is not at all in a hurry. Roller Pig was stunned and stunned, he didn't think it was alarmist.
If the Roller Pig wants to be bad for itself, three years is enough time for it to do anything, so why bother today? Moreover, I know my own situation best, and now my body is becoming more and more difficult, although I can barely move according to my thoughts, but I move slowly, and I sweat and exhaust every time.
The four words "function stop" are deeply imprinted in Ziyueye's heart, aren't these four words equivalent to the failure in the infinite novel? has not yet sung loudly to the youth who are in the wind on the grassland, how can it just disappear like this? Purple Moon Night clearly shouted, "I haven't lived enough. ”
And the word "adjustment" entered the eyes, and the shadow of the beautiful sister with a bright red skull pinned to her chest appeared in front of her eyes, could it be that Aunt Liu Li repeatedly mentioned by Roller Pig was her?
The beautiful sister is so young, and she is a young and beautiful college student, how can it be at the level of an aunt?
Zi Yueye, who doesn't understand reality, blindly thinks that Aunt Liu Li and the beautiful sister said by the roller pig are not the same person, although she thinks so, but she still asks for proof with a rigorous concept.
Holding back the twitching corners of her mouth, Zi Yueye asked weakly, "I said roller pig, isn't it...... It's a brute, are the Aunt Liu Li you said the same person as the person who gave me this business card in my pocket? ”
Twisting his arm, it took the boss's strength to pull the business card out of his pocket. In a short period of time, his convulsions became even more severe, and his business card fell to the ground in one fell swoop. If this continues, the prosperity will decline, and in the end, the convulsions that he can't control will become slower and slower, and when the time comes, he will even control himself for a moment, until in the end, he will completely become a mass of organic matter that cannot be moved, and the most terrifying thing is that his consciousness has not yet dissipated, and he sees that he can't move if he wants to, and life is better than death.
Thinking of his tragic end, Zi Yueye almost didn't cry, he didn't cry because of death, death is not a terrible thing for a lonely person, he cried because he was still a complete body until the end.
Tynyima is aggrieved, now give me a bunch of beauties, and I will definitely be able to die without regrets.
"Uncle Ben, take a look." The roller pig picked up the business card on the ground and looked at it, how did it know if it was Liu Li's phone number? It was just that Liu Li was forced halfway to protect Ziyueye, so she immediately said, "Why don't Uncle Ben call over, you ask?" ”
The phone was dialed, and the rolling pig bit the phone and put it in Ziyueye's ear. Before he could speak, a familiar voice came from the other side.
"I said little ghost, you can't do it so soon?" The sneering words and the content of what he said instantly pierced the purple moon night, causing his whole person to turn gray and white.
How can a beautiful sister be an aunt? How can it be? No way! It must be that there is a huge difference between the aesthetics of dogs and humans, it must be so. Whether it's reality or self-deception, that's what Purple Moon Night thinks anyway, but what's going on with ...... "can't do it"? I wonder if a man can't say no? Didn't I, an epic leader of the Chinese Tang Dynasty, say it? "Without investigation, there is no voice", so if there is no cloudy rain, how do you know that I can't stand up all the time?
"That ......" Zi Yueye's mind was blank, and he didn't know what to say.
What else can be said about this situation? Even such a strange thing as a dog being able to talk has happened, can the world be normal, even if the world is normal, then why is it in such an abnormal state?
Before he could finish his sentence, the crisp sound of glass shattering burst inside his cochlea, and a pair of slender legs wrapped in black silk flew towards him like angels.
Could it be that decay has turned into good fortune and blessings? Zi Yueye's relieved smile froze at the corners of her mouth, and slowly the corners of her mouth pulled unnaturally. Where is this heavenly welfare! It's still bad luck!
"Uh-huh!" The slender legs pressed heavily on Zi Yueye's chest with the momentum of Mount Tai's pressure, and the feeling of being stuffy made him feel as if his ribs were all broken in an instant. Pain was mixed with satisfaction, his eyes went black, and he fainted again.
What did he see when he passed out? It made him feel more satisfied than ever, but in fact, he didn't see anything, and the translucent secret of black silk was just a flattering look at him under his skirt.
"Sure enough, it didn't work, so I fainted." Liu Li didn't realize it at all, but instead despised the purple moon night that fainted with a smile. The force she stepped on on Ziyueye's chest just now had been reduced a lot, otherwise it would be possible to shoot her head directly in her chest, after all, she was also a monster.
When the roller pig saw Liu Li come out, he had already deliberately distanced himself from her, and after confirming that it was safe, he dared to look at her with trepidation: "Liu Li...... Aunt Liu Li ...... "It covered up its inner horror with a stammering voice, but its fate was already doomed when it said the taboo word "aunt".
"Aunt Nimei!" Liu Li flew up with a kick, completely ignoring the fact that she would be wiped out due to violent movements in a tight black OL suit, and her sassy and heroic posture was a blow. Now she is slim, and the temperament of the royal sister is about to come out.
Rolling Pig flew out of the window and fell directly through the sewer where the manhole cover had been stolen, and took a comfortable bath in the sewer.