Chapter 3 This plan is called "very reliable"
Riding in a sports car with a beautiful woman, Zhang Wei swears by his name that he has never been so popular in his life as he is today! It's just that he doesn't seem to be comfortable looking at him.
"Vomit"
The little instant noodles he ate at night had been spit clean, and Zhang Wei could only vomit bile at this time.
"Why did you kill someone just now, and that woman didn't offend you - she even asked if you needed help!"
TX drove the sports car so fast that he didn't even glance at Zhang Wei.
"Because I like her car -- and her clothes."
Zhang Wei felt that he had a thousand reasons against the murderer - yes, from the moment the blonde hair broke the poor woman's neck, Zhang Wei changed his evaluation of her from an angel to a devil - but considering that the consequences of angering her were likely to be screwed off, Zhang Wei decided that it was better not to reason with her.
"Teeth are better than mouths, and I can't help myself."
Zhang Wei made an excuse for his silence, because he really couldn't bear his head—even though it wasn't very useful most of the time.
But Zhang Wei doesn't speak, it doesn't mean that TX will also be silent.
"Do you know what I'm going to do?"
Zhang Wei spent 0.01 second thinking about whether to resist the murderous female terminator-
"Know, assassinate John Connor and Kate Brewster, make sure Skynet kicks in, and then launch a nuclear bomb to wipe out humanity"
The more Zhang Wei talked, the more weak his heart became, and it was really not in line with his character setting to be involved in such a hanging thing, and he was still helping the machine to eliminate human beings
"Sue me the location of the target."
"Let me search for the location of the target person, ah no, it's to recall first"
Damn, such an old movie, I only cared about watching the governor and the female terminator fight for 300 rounds (is it really good to describe it like this), as for where the male and female pig's feet will appear, who cares about such inconsequential details! But fortunately, Zhang Wei is a person with a big killer!
"Doudou, look for where the male and female pig's feet are!"
"The internet speed here is very sluggish, and the movie is still buffering!"
"Damn, it must be a small movie on the opposite side of the door, you go and kick his door and scold him, I don't know if it's a matter of life now!"
"You idiot, can you not always deviate from these irrelevant things, and think more about the plot!"
"The plot? I'm just asking you what's next! ”
"Idiot idiot idiot, that's not what I mean! You really think you're a spy sent by Skynet, we're here to make money, make money! ”
"Ah, yes, that's right, making money as a machine, she definitely doesn't need a copycat mechanical watch, or let me ask her if she needs a bucket of instant noodles for supper? She shouldn't be able to use nail clippers."
In the place where Zhang Wei couldn't see, Doudou was already so angry that he began to hit the wall.
"We've got intelligence, intelligence, you idiot! It's worth a lot more than your knock-off mechanical watch and braised beef noodles! And then there's nail clippers, which are for you idiot to poke yourself! Idiot! ”
"Didn't you ask me to buy a mechanical watch and beef noodles, and now it's to blame me, why should I stab myself, or use nail clippers!"
"When I met such a divine envoy like you, I really fell into blood mold for eight lifetimes."
"Don't say that, I've been eating and drinking for you for the past two years, and I've never disliked you."
"Yes, every day instant noodles and sausages, if you want to change to another teddy, I have already had food poisoning countless times!"
"You said you weren't an ordinary teddy."
"Damn, I've been led astray by you again, get down to business! Sue sùTX You know the whereabouts of John Connor, and if she wants to know, she has to get something in exchange! ”
"yes, I didn't think of that! With the ability of a female terminator, it's easy to transfer 18 million to my bank account, and become a local tyrant in a second! ”
"Idiot!" This line Doudou uses a lot today, "The money in the bank card is just a number, and you can't bring it back!" Ask her for her computer chips and liquid metal, both of which should be able to gain 'resolution' and sell for a good fortune back on Earth! ”
"What is 'resolution', you seem to have too many things that you haven't explained to me?"
"I'll explain this when you get back, now hurry up and get down to business, ask her for computer chips and liquid metal, and if it doesn't work, at least some money - remember to ask for cash!"
Taking information in exchange for remuneration, this seems to be a little more reliable than the previous plan of "grabbing money, grabbing treasures and robbing women", and in order to prevent himself from being downgraded from a "10,000 yuan household" to a "destitute household", Zhang Wei must choose one of these two plans
"The Terminator?"
“TX!”
The female terminator didn't even look at Zhang Wei when she spoke, but this was obviously not something the latter could care about at the moment.
"I remember how to find John Connor and Kate Brewster, they're the number one and number two targets you're going to assassinate, right?"
"Sue me."
"Yes, but I need some benefits, you know, even if you are a spy, you need to be paid to work, don't you?"
The female terminator finally turned her head and glanced at Zhang Wei.
"What do you want?"
"I want you!" After thinking about it, this sentence seems to be very ambiguous: "I mean, I want something from you!" "So, is it better?" I mean, I want the chips on you, and some liquid metal! ”
The female terminator did not answer Zhang Wei's words, but said something that made Zhang Wei break out in a cold sweat:
"You're not a spy arranged by Skynet."
"Huh? This me"
"I can't find any information about you on the Internet."
"This and this"
At this time, if Long Aotian is replaced as a male pig's foot, he will definitely be able to figure out some way to deal with the female terminator, but unfortunately, the male pig's foot that crosses this time is named Zhang Wei - a guy who was born without it, and probably will never have the halo of the protagonist the day after tomorrow.
"But I don't care about your identity, all I care about is whether you can help me find the target person."
"Of course!" Just kidding, can you still answer that you can't? "Don't worry, I will definitely help you find the person you want as quickly as possible!"
The female terminator nodded.
"I can't give you computer chips or liquid metal, I can give you money - whatever you want."
It's really hit by the bean bean, the computer chip and liquid metal can't get it, and the female terminator is only willing to draw some numbers on his bank account - leaving this world, it's a deposit of 100 billion US dollars, which is not as useful as a piece of straw paper! It's a pity that when the force value is at an extreme disadvantage, Zhang Wei really doesn't have much room to bargain.
"Although I feel that I am at a loss, for the sake of Skynet's face, I will promise you that it will be good - however, I will only accept cash and gold!"