Zhang Wei crossed, let's ignore those complicated twists and turns and bizarre nonsense process, in short, the result is that Zhang Wei crossed!

As a senior otaku with nearly ten years of experience in reading online texts, Zhang Wei can accept that he was "crossed" (let us once again ignore the complicated twists and turns and bizarre nonsense of Zhang Wei's mental journey to persuade himself to accept this qiē), but he can't accept that he was "crossed" so hastily! His whole person already exudes an atmosphere of "sloppiness" from the inside out, why should he be so hasty to go through a crossing that should be very complicated and bizarre and nonsense!

'What is this?' With a bang, he passed from one plane to another, without even a little background explanation and psychological preparation, is there such a sloppy main god as you! ”

In the middle of the night on the deserted streets, Zhang Wei roared loudly at a telephone pole.

"It's a little sloppy, but doesn't it fit your character design?"

Of course, it was not the telephone pole in front of Zhang Wei who spoke, but the voice of Doudou that appeared directly in his mind. (Let's ignore the complicated twists and turns of the nonsense for the third time)

"I'm in the peat! I don't know all these time, place, people, and events, even if you don't even know the task, are you so the main god! ”

"Who said I don't know the task, didn't I tell you before I came, our mission is: to rob money, to rob treasures, to rob women!"

"Wow, what a perfect plan! So, may I ask the Lord God, what do we use to rob money, treasure and women? You see that I look like a superman who is cool inside and outside, or a martial arts master with a fist as big as a sandbag! ”

Zhang Wei raised a fist the size of a meat bun, with a blank expression.

"Don't get excited, didn't I have a starter pack for you?"

"You still have the face to say this! People cross, the main god's newbie gift pack is either a sand eagle with unlimited bullets or a pill with long muscle bumps, so let's take a look at what you are preparing! ”

Zhang Wei said as he took off his backpack and unzipped it to reveal five copycat mechanical watches, six buckets of instant noodles, and a nail clipper that was not as long as his thumb - adding that although these things were prepared by Doudou Jean, Zhang Wei spent money to buy them at the night market.

"You were sent by the Lord God to trap me!"

"The pit daddy and the pit mother won't pit you!" As a main god, Doudou's brain circuit is obviously different from Zhang Wei's "mortal", "These three things are all my carefully selected crossing artifacts - mechanical watches can be worth a lot of money in the low-tech plane, instant noodles can be used as dry food, and when necessary, they can be sold as souvenirs for money, as for nail clippers, if you want to end the crossing early, this is the key item - but I strongly hope that you don't need it, you don't grab something to end the plot early, and the energy consumed is worth 10,000 yuan and it will be wasted!" ”

"That 10,000 yuan is my last belongings, if you make me unable to return to my capital, I"

"Shut up!" Zhang Wei's cruel words were interrupted before he could say them, and Doudoutong guò Zhang Wei's vision found something, "There seems to be movement over there!" ”

Zhang Wei naturally saw the picture in Zhang Wei's field of vision: the wall across the street was fluctuating - perhaps not fluctuations, but more like ripples reflected on the water? It's just that this reflection is too realistic

"This looks weird."

"It's really weird"

Before the strange picture developed into a strange incident, Zhang Wei decided to run away, and then before he could lift his left leg, the fluctuations on the opposite wall stopped, and a woman appeared there - Zhang Wei's left foot was retracted. This can't be blamed on Zhang Wei, a male in estrus, seeing a female suitable for mating, it is understandable that he can't open his legs, especially when this female is still a blonde with blue eyes, fair skin, convex and backward thighs, a slender angel face, a devil's body, and the most important thing is a naked Yanma - as a male animal that is close to normal physially and psychologically, it is reasonable for Zhang Wei not to open his legs

"It's so brutal!"

"Murderous! Extremely ferocious! ”

This picture is too lethal! However, Zhang Wei still bravely "endured" it, and was willing to look at it without turning his eyes

"Doudou, at this time, should I go up and say something?"

"When a woman is not clothed, isn't it time for a man to do something instead of saying something?"

"And what do you think I should do?"

Zhang Wei's slurry brain hadn't figured out what to "do", and the naked Yanma had already walked towards him, and the pair of still lazy white doves immediately turned into a pair of beating and conscientious jade rabbits. Seeing this scene, Zhang Wei's remaining twenty-five IQ points finally returned to zero

"Human, is this 1997?"

"Huh?" "Naked" was in English, Zhang Wei restarted his brain and thought for two, three, four or five seconds before he reacted to what she asked, "We are there in 2015, I know, as for what year it is here"

"Doudou, do you know which world this is? The beauties are asking what time we are! ”

Zhang Wei hurriedly asked in his mind, and with the sound of crackling keyboards, Doudou quickly gave him the answer:

"Terminator 3, you idiot, you don't remember such a 'domineering and exposed' appearance of Logan's Terminator TX! Answer her, it's 1997! ”

"That's right, it's 1997!"

The blonde beauty nodded and stretched out her right hand to Zhang Shanfeng under his shy gaze.

"Doudou, is she going to insult me? You said you want to refuse, hey, although I don't mind being insulted by a big beauty, but won't this be too fast?"

"You idiot! She's a machine, she's going to kill you! ”

"Huh!?"

"Tell her quickly, you are the connector arranged by Skynet!"

"Tiantianwang? How do you say it in English?"

Before Zhang Wei could finish his words, the blonde beauty's right hand had already grabbed his neck and lifted him up in the air.

“Sky－net！”

“Skysky－net”

Being choked by TX, who had an angel face titanium alloy heart, Zhang Wei said something more difficult than excreting when he was constipated, but fortunately, TX let go of his hand when he heard him say the word "Skynet".

Picking up a life, Zhang Wei clutched his neck and gasped.

"Carbon-based life, not a machine, who are you?"

Regarding the issue of choosing a camp after crossing over, all people who cross over, including those who read travel novels, will have this mental preparation, as an unreliable person who grew up under the red flag since he was a child, Zhang Wei, a reliable young man, is naturally determined to stand on the side of justice! When it comes to the world of Terminator 3, it is incumbent upon him to follow in the footsteps of the governor, protect John Connor, and smash Skynet's evil plan to destroy humanity! It's just that there is a sentence to say, sometimes we have to analyze the specific problems

"Actually, I'm a spy arranged by Lord Skynet to break into the human race! Dear, we are our own people! ”