Chapter 12 [The Poor-breasted Version of the Thousand Hands Tsunade]
Pit daddy!
Pit dad is not something that ordinary people can play, at least Ziyueye has no chance with these two words, but there is a small tentacle monster who openly pits his dad and starts this great profession.
Out of the nature of the beast, the little tentacle monster is very close to the purple moon night that he saw at first sight, and is willing to be close to him, so under the promotion of the little tentacle monster's mother, the purple moon night naturally became the name of the little tentacle monster, and the "pit daddy" is the name that the purple tentacle night got for the little tentacle monster, which is not only atmospheric but also windy, which attracts the envy of countless people.
When the name "Pit Dad" was spoken, the tentacle monster's mother looked weird, but she had agreed to Zi Yueye to name her son, even if a hundred people in her heart didn't want to accept it, fortunately, the little tentacle monster liked the name "Pit Dad" very much.
In this way, the tentacle monster father who is far away in another country does not know that his "pit dad" son has officially started the "pit dad", if he knows that his son's name has been played with by Zi Yueye, maybe he will be angry and spray half a catty of blood?
Bidding farewell to the mother of the little tentacle monster, Ziyue fled out of the room and the community like a night fly, without any nostalgia. He gave the little tentacle monster such a cool name, which was purely a bad taste, so he didn't dare to stay where he was for a long time, and he would run away when he had the chance.
After bidding farewell to the gatekeeper, Ziyueye used her mobile phone to report the completion of the task to Liu Li through gritted teeth, did not go to the base again, and went home directly. On the side of the weak, Zi Yueye swallowed her anger at Liu Li with tears in her eyes, and secretly vowed: "You must stand up and be a real man for a while." ”
After tossing all morning, Ziyue returned home for lunch, took a shower and changed her clothes by the way, and was ready to go to school and be punished by the head teacher of Douding.
"Roller pig, I'm leaving." said to the rolling pig who was lying on the sofa watching TV, and Zi Yueye went out with his schoolbag on his back. And the roller pig was watching "Cat and Dog Wars" with relish, and he didn't look back, which made him speechless for a while.
I've been watching a movie for nearly three years, and I admire your "dedication" so much.
Zi Yueye didn't care about the giggling roller pig when she looked at it, and closed the door, what should you do.
Walking on the road, looking at the clouds drifting in the sky, fantasizing about how nice it would be if there was food and drink, and nothing to do, just lying on the lawn and watching the clouds with the wind blowing?
"Alas! I don't know when I can realize my ideal of 'eating when I want, sleeping when I want, stretching my hand for food to open my mouth, and when I have nothing to do, I can bubble up and sing as much as I want, and live freely every day'? ”
The purple moon night possessed by the literati wanted to recite a poem on the spot, but after thinking about it for a long time, he found that he would only be lewd. The poem, and finally shook his head stupidly.
Just as he sighed and complained about the injustice of heaven, a golden reflection suddenly flashed in the corner of his eye, which caught his attention.
After the last adjustment, Zi Yueye's body function is different from ordinary people, his eyesight is good, where to look, the cover hidden in his coat, it doesn't matter who it is, as long as he wants to know, he can see it. Moreover, in his left eye, he was forcibly asked by Liu Li to install a little gadget.
He confirmed that he had seen the figure just now, and it was blonde, the blonde girl or something that he loved the most, not only that, but what was even more rare was that he also knew the owner of the figure.
"Isn't that the Senju Tsunade who turned from the province of the island country? Why didn't she go to class, but wandered outside? ”
For more than 1,000 years, it is still the country with the strongest comprehensive strength of the Blue Star, and the territory is even more outstanding, which can be called the most of the Blue Star, almost dominating the entire Asia, and the island country province has been the Chinese Tang Dynasty since ancient times, so there is nothing to doubt.
Senju Tsunade is the president of the student union of Shengyang Academy, known as the princess of Tsunade, and is very popular in the school, and is one of the people who meet in the boys' dreams, and the Purple Moon Night is no exception.
Tsunade, who is a good student, actually appeared outside the classroom, and he felt abnormal at first glance, as the so-called things must be reversed, and there is a demon in things, Tsunade's cautious behavior aroused the interest of Ziyue Night, and he quietly followed.
"Is this the fate of the legend? Tsk, beautiful sister God, lovely Jade Emperor sister, beautiful Rulai MM, I love you so much. ”
He didn't know that perhaps it was because of these views of the gods in the heavens that he had been deprived of his good luck and that he was always entangled in troublesome things.
With his speed, the distance between the two kept shrinking, and when Shigetsu Ye followed Tsunade into an alley, he suddenly stopped, because he saw a very interesting picture in his left eye.
"I didn't expect the infrared stereoscopic imaging device implanted in the left eye to play a role here."
When Tsunade entered the alley on the night of the purple moon, he had already turned into another alley, and he didn't see her, but he saw a fluttering figure following Tsunade into the alley.
"Gausteers?" According to the illustrated book of alien species in his mind, Zi Yueye immediately recognized the identity of the alien species, and couldn't help frowning, calling out bad luck in his heart.
As far as he knew, the people of Goster had a long history of settling in Blue Star since ancient times, and ordinary people couldn't see them, which was why the Purple Moon Night could only be seen with the left eye.
In the history of mankind, the Goths were called ghosts, ghosts, and the Purple Moon used to call them ghosts.
They don't usually follow behind humans, and there's only one reason why this happens - the Senju Tsunade in front of him signed a contract with the Gothers!
The Goust Star satisfies the wishes of the contractor, and the contractor pays the corresponding price, what is the price? Maybe it's memory, maybe it's weight, maybe it's color, maybe it's body,...... It all depends on what the contractor is able to give.
However, the so-called wish fulfillment of the Goster is actually an illusion, they use their own abilities to create illusions, just to deceive the contractor to pay the price, and finally in the illusion of realizing the wish, the contractor loses himself, sinks step by step, and finally uses his life to make a final unilateral deal with the Gosted star.
If you want to untie the contract with the Gositers, you can't unilaterally eliminate the Gositers, so that the symptoms will not cure the root cause, after one Gosted is eliminated, the other Gosted will take over the work of a compatriot and continue the content of the contract, and only if you can untie the knot in the heart of the contractor, you can untie the contract.
Only people with sadness in their hearts will attract the arrival of the Golst star, and a heartless person like Purple Moon Night, the Gosster will never find him in his life, and he clearly looks down on him.
"I can see the trouble when I look at a beautiful woman, and I am also convinced."
Zi Yueye complained, but her feet did not stop, and she continued to run forward. As he walked down the alley that Tsunade had turned, Tsunade in front of him happened to turn into another road.
I only saw the "ghost" behind Tsunade glance at him lightly, and there was sadness and pleading in his eyes, and ...... Where are the vicious and vicious demons? Is Mao a delicate female ghost?
Fortunately, I have seen a lot of things that have subverted the three views recently, and when I saw the female Golst star, Zi Yueye was not frightened and panicked, and she couldn't help herself.
"Hey, can't you just wait for me?" While complaining, the pace under his feet was also moving rapidly. But when he turned again, a fist struck him with a high-speed motion, an abrupt change he had not expected.
So fast!
The speed of the Pink Fist had exceeded the limit of ordinary people, and it soon came to the corner of Ziyueye's eyes, which really startled him. Before he could snort, he was knocked out of the way, his body slamming into the wall behind him.
"It hurts! This strength is almost catching up with me at full strength. Purple Moon Night opened her squinted eyes and looked at Senju Tsunade up close for the first time.
Tsunade is petite, wearing a sailor-style female school uniform, the skirt flutters in the wind, revealing slender legs, a face exudes charm, and blue eyes are very bright, but it's a pity that the girl's chest is flat and neat, if she wasn't wearing a skirt, she might be considered a long-haired pseudo-girl.
Of course, poor milk is the charm of Tsunade, poor milk is a rare resource, and besides, Tsunade's flat small breasts have great potential, maybe one day it will develop into a level with her?
"Yikes!" Tsunade's eyebrows furrowed, and his face was as jealous as hatred, obviously misunderstanding Purple Moon Night.
After she knocked out Ziyueye with one punch, she flew up and kicked again, completely ignoring that she was wearing a skirt. Just as she leaped up and was about to blow off Zi Yueye's head with one kick, Zi Yueye clearly saw the mysterious and wonderful white pants, and the bear on the pants seemed to be still greeting him.
The scenery in front of the purple moon night is beautiful and beautiful, but he is not an idiot. Han, he just accidentally saw it, after taking a look, he looked at it again, anyway, it was accidental, a few more glances can be pushed to the careless head, but ...... who is "accidentally"?
Zi Yueye winked at the cute little bear, quickly stretched out her hand to grab the beautiful leg of the girl's attack, and said embarrassedly: "President Tsunade, I know I'm handsome, but you don't need to be so excited, right?" Bear or something, thank you for your hospitality! ”
"Huh?" When Tsunade heard the word "bear", she was slightly stunned, and then reacted, and a violent tic-tac-toe appeared on her forehead in anger. "Damn stalker, damn pervert."
Although she was very angry and wanted to break the bastard in front of her into pieces, her eyes seemed to float, and anxiety appeared on her face, and she looked preoccupied. Moreover, anyway, when she heard Zi Yueye call her, she noticed that Zi Yueye was wearing, wearing a school uniform of Shengyang Academy, so she secretly hated him.
"Die!" Her delicate pretty face appeared a faint pink, and she jumped into the air with a jumping force that was incomparable to ordinary people, and kicked Ziyueye's flat face fiercely, making his already not handsome face even more wolf.