"Hey, hey, I have a handsome face that everyone loves and flowers blooms."

Purple Moon Night's cake-like face didn't escape Tsunade's sudden kick in the end. He covered his cheeks and wiped his nose, thankfully there were no nosebleeds, otherwise ten eggs wouldn't have been able to make up for a drop of sperm blood.

Although Zi Yueye is not very handsome, he cares a lot about his ordinary face, and in his eyes, he is the most handsome, bastard!

Narcissistic people, it's normal to think that they are the best, but now it's good, a self-righteous "handsome face", suddenly received an unprecedented blow, how can he still sit still? If it weren't for the fact that the other party was a beauty, he would have already made a move, a tooth for a tooth, and slapped his face.

No matter how good his temper is, the hotness on his face still makes him lose his temper.

Caught off guard, he grabbed the beautiful leg that Tsunade wanted to take back, and said hatefully: "Don't think that you are the object of my dreams, I won't dare to fight back against you." You must know that disfiguring people is a big crime after taking a wife. ”

Not to mention, although Tsunade's boobs are not material, the slender legs are still charming, especially the feel, which is super good to pinch.

YY object in the dream? It's okay not to say it, but this statement is even more solid. The essence of the state is now that the yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants and jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't be washed away, but fortunately, he didn't plan to explain it from the beginning. The state changes. Who has ever seen a normal human being who is not viviparous?

Change. The state is indeed a change. state, absolutely gentlemen do not get up!

The hand that grabbed her calf in Ziyueye was untruthfully moving and touching, like she had never touched a girl in her eight lives, which made Tsunade so angry, she couldn't wait to stomp on the ground with the laughing face in front of her, but she changed several ways to exert her strength, but she couldn't free her leg from the bastard in front of her.

Not to mention, Tsunade misestimated the purple moon night, it's not that he hasn't touched a girl in eight lifetimes, it's the first time he has touched a girl in eight years, and now it's just enjoyable, and he really doesn't feel enough about himself.

As for Liu Li? Thirty years ago, the roller pig reached the blue star, and she was mixed in the blue sword, can she still be called a girl? If you can, then all the women on the blue star are probably girls.

Tsunade pulled the caught foot several times with force, but the bastard in front of him not only grabbed it, but also had to inch in, and his hand kept moving up.

"Let go of me, bastard! If I don't let go, I'll call it indecent assault! Ziyueye's hand holding her long legs was about to reach the thigh position, making her crispy and numb, so angry that she had to scream.

"If you scream, no one will hear you even if you scream your throat...... Forehead! ”

In common sense, the bloody incident of Tsunade yelling "cut throat" did not happen, but Zi Yueye was still embarrassed to let go of the long leg that was grasping in his hand.

There's really no way, the world is so unpredictable. Isn't the front foot still saying that no one will hear? But at the end of the alley, an aunt came out.

Auntie's dim eyes looked at him and Tsunade with blazing eyes, and she kept shouting "It's good to be young", obviously misunderstanding the two, thinking that the two were a little couple and were in love and playfulness.

If there are no outsiders, Zi Yueye can still be cheeky and take advantage, but once there are outsiders, he will become a deflated ball.

He flew his cheeks, awkwardly distanced himself from Tsunade, touched his head and smirked at his aunt, with a good boy expression of "we must pay attention to the next time we play with the mood", but as everyone knows, his heart is so restless.

Seeing this, Tsunade whispered at the purple moon night: "Hmph! You wait for me. She turned and ran, a little anxious, and after a while she was nowhere to be seen.

She has already decided, when she returns to school, she must inquire about all the information of Ziyueye, and then use the right of the student union president to entertain Ziyueye, so well, bureaucracy is unacceptable!

"Young man, girls are used to hurt, don't chase them quickly." The aunt waved her hand kindly to Zi Yueye and said kindly. Seeing such a scene, Ziyue was about to cry on the night, and wanted to rush up, hugging Auntie's thigh and saying, "Auntie is mighty!" ”

Smiling at the aunt, the smile was reflected in the sun, colorful and dazzling, the purple moon turned around gorgeously, without a single cloud, and followed in the direction that Tsunade left, at this time he did not run, and walked without hurry.

Coincidentally, when he met Tsunade, not only was his "handsome little white face" attacked, but he was also mistaken for a stalker.

No matter how sunny and handsome I look, I don't want to stalk the madman?

Kill him, and he will not admit that he will have this kind of low-level bad taste, that is, he will disdain low-level taste, and he will have a soft spot for high-level taste...... The pure purple moon night would never say that he had hesitated for a long time at the gate of heaven and earth, just thinking about whether the money in his pocket was enough.

Tsunade hid in the dark corner, her clenched fists did not relax at all, she watched Zi Yueye glance faintly at the place where she was hiding, and did not come over, and her worried heart suddenly relaxed.

"Whew, I'm really unlucky, I met two perverts in one day. If the damn bastard dares to come over, even if the old lady fights, she will beat him to the eighth level of cripple, just like the toad-like change before. State the same. ”

Tsunade straightened his completely unexpectedly unfazed chest, pouted at the back of the purple moon, and waved his small but powerful pink fist unpleasantly.

There is no doubt about the strength of her combat power, Zi Yueye has verified it with her body, but the toad in her mouth is perverted and pitiful, and she was beaten by Tsunade who is about to break through the strength of ordinary people's bodies, and the taste is definitely uncomfortable, maybe she is now lying in the hospital and wailing.

In the distant hospital, a white-haired imp named "Jiraiya" sneezed loudly and screamed at the pain on his body.

Immediately, Tsunade seemed to think of something, his eyes showed panic, and he turned his head to look at the empty air behind him, which was where the delicate "female ghost" was. Tsunade bit her red lip lightly, her eyes sparkling, and she immediately turned and ran to the other side.

The "female ghost" behind her glanced at Tsunade's back lightly, and stopped talking, she was going to sue Tsunade, but in fact, Ziyueye seemed to be able to see her, but when the words came to her mouth, she swallowed again, shook her head sadly, looked in the direction of Ziyueye, and floated to follow Tsunade.

Purple Moon Night naturally noticed Tsunade, but he didn't go up, and now the two didn't intersect, and it wasn't asking for trouble when he walked up.

It's best if you don't look for trouble, if trouble finds him, he is not afraid, anyway, he is a single person from beginning to end, and the whole family is not hungry when he eats alone, not to mention that he is no longer the purple moon night of passer-by B, he has been upgraded to passer-by A...... Although it is still at the level of passers-by.

When I returned to Shengyang College, I felt that the air here was much fresher, and the whole person relaxed.

The passer-by level has the benefits of the passer-by level, Ziyue Ye returned to the classroom, and it did not cause the slightest wave, some people didn't even look at him, but Yuan Xin Yuan Fat next to his seat reminded him: "Brother Night, the head teacher invites you to drink tea in the office." Yuan Xin is the only person at his table who can be regarded as a friend.

"So good!" On the purple moon night, which had been prepared for a long time, he went to the head teacher's office with high spirits.

Outside the office, seeing Edward, the head teacher of Douding, his face darkened, he thought to himself, "Teacher Edward's relatives won't come again, right?" This "relative" is not the monthly "relative" of women, but a real relative.

As a class teacher, Edward should be full of majesty, but his appearance can't be suppressed, let alone that he is the head teacher of the third year of high school, that is, he is the little brother of the first year of high school, so his height is a huge pain in his heart.

But what? The younger brother, who is obviously a sibling, is majestic and majestic, and he is a whole distance as high as him. Even though the Edward brothers have a good relationship, he still can't face the height problem directly, and now, it is obviously the stage of the height problem.

The head teacher won't see that I look more handsome than him, so he will deliberately embarrass me, right?

The very popular teacher Zhengtai Edward, who was stunned by the tiger, still had the charm of a cute killer aunt, and he yelled at Ziyueye, who was hesitating at the door: "Do you still know to come back?" ”

"Hee-hee, Mr. Edward hasn't seen you for a few days, and you've grown taller again."

"Staring at the ......" which pot should not be mentioned, Edward's eyes shot a cold light, staring directly at the purple moon, wanting to freeze him with the light of his eyes.

I went, said the wrong thing! The remorseful Ziyue Night thought that Edward was most concerned about height, and now he was unstable and had an attack of childhood dementia, and he actually sent it to the door, which was boring for himself.

"School rules, five hundred times."

“…… Transcribe? ”

"What do you say? Put it on my desk after school. ”

It's so simple, you don't have to stand for half an hour! Purple Moon Night didn't even have to bargain, and happily accepted the punishment.

After school in the afternoon, Edward found a note on his desk with the words ...... "School Rules 500 Times". At that time, he was so angry that he tore the paper in his hand into pieces like a purple moonlit night, and his body was shattered.