Chapter 12 Uncles and aunts can't bear it
After Zhang Wei laughed at himself like an epilepsy for a while, he remembered that he should clean himself up well, so that he could have a good impression of his "fairy sister" by eating later. But except for shampoo and shower gel in his house, there seems to be nothing else to wipe on his body, and he wants to go out to find a hairdresser to pick it up, but he is worried that he will miss Yang Xue's time, so he can only wander around the house in a hurry.
"If you want to go out, just talk to your fairy sister and let her call you when she finishes packing!"
"How can that work, what if she sees that I am not waiting for her at home and thinks that I am not keeping my promise!"
"When I met this woman, I see that your already precarious IQ is completely hopeless now" Doudou shook his little head helplessly, "Also, aren't you going to go to the humanoid monkey and Zhao Fen tonight, and promised to have dinner with that Yang Xue, so why don't you go to find your Zhao Fen tonight?" โ
"I have Tianshan Snow Lotus, why are you looking for that dog's tail grass!"
"This sounds quite manly, but it's a pity that the mountain snow lotus has nothing to do with you that day!"
"Knock knock!"
Zhang Wei was about to say something, but there was a knock on the door outside, it was Yang Xue coming.
"Zhang Wei, are you there?"
"Yes, yes!" Zhang Wei jumped to the door in two steps and opened the door, "Are you done?" โ
"Well, it's almost there, so if you're going to be okay now, let's go to dinner, shall we?"
"Okay!"
Zhang Wei had been ready to go out for a long time, but in fact, there was nothing to prepare, except for a Chevrolet sports car keychain that he had brought back from the Terminator world, there was no decent equipment in his house.
The two discussed what to eat while walking, Zhang Wei wanted to find a romantic Western restaurant or something to have a candlelight dinner with the "fairy sister", but he was afraid that people would say that he had "ulterior motives", so he kept saying that he was casual.
"I don't know where to sell 'whatever', if you do, you can eat there tonight!"
"Huh?"
Zhang Wei looked at Chen Xue with a dull expression, and the latter covered his mouth and laughed.
"Whatever! You say, I don't know where it's sold. โ
Zhang Wei's brain reacted slowly, and he scratched his hair in embarrassment.
"There are a lot of things to eat in the night market next to it, I usually go to eat, but I don't know if you can get used to it"
"Why can't I get used to it? I ate at the night market last night for supper, and the taste of a barbecue is very good, if you have no opinion, then go for the barbecue! โ
"I'm okay with that!"
Of course Zhang Wei will not have an opinion, with such a beautiful woman to accompany him, he will do it if you let him nibble on white steamed buns.
The night market was not far away, and it took the two of them less than five minutes to walk there. Chen Xue just moved over and was not very familiar with this place, and after shopping in the crowded night market for a while, he was able to find the right place, and he was originally shopping in the night market with a big beauty, Zhang Wei was quite sรจ in his heart, but as soon as he came to the barbecue stall that Chen Xue picked, he was immediately dumbfounded.
"That's what you're talking about?"
Standing next to the barbecue stall, Zhang Wei's face was full of embarrassment, and Chen Xue was a little confused.
"yes, what's wrong?"
"Ugh"
Zhang Wei was speechless for a while, looking at the bitter man and woman in the stall, he really didn't know how to explain the accident to Yang Xue.
As the party who was dug up at the foot of the wall, Zhang Wei was embarrassed to mention the unbearable past in front of his "fairy sister", but as the party wielding the hoe, the moment the humanoid monkey looked up and saw Zhang Wei, his face immediately smiled like a flower - of course, it must be the kind that has been dried and wrinkled.
"Yo, it's Zhang Wei!" The humanoid monkey didn't care about the guests next to him, and walked over to Zhang Wei with a "warm" face, "Come over for dinner?" Come and sit inside, sit inside, order whatever you want, I'll treat you! โ
As a person who has never been dug up by others but has never waved a hoe at others, Zhang Wei can't understand what kind of mentality the humanoid monkey is at this moment, but one thing he can be sure of is that the humanoid monkey's "enthusiasm" for him at the moment is definitely not out of any kindness.
Zhang Wei couldn't wait to slap the humanoid monkey around, but with Yang Xue watching from the side, he definitely couldn't be so rude, so he just pushed the humanoid monkey away with an impatient face.
"You have to find a better store to eat, who wants to eat your roadside stall!"
"Talk like you can afford a roadside stall!"
The humanoid monkey hadn't spoken yet, but Zhao Fen, who had been pretending not to see anything, muttered something to himself. Zhang Wei originally just wanted to leave quickly and didn't want to do much, but after hearing Zhao Fen's sentence, he suddenly became angry:
This woman dumped herself when she had a new love, and he Zhang Wei didn't stalk and beat the other without slander, so he thought that the two could get together and disperse when they met. It's good now, he, the victim, didn't say anything bad, but the woman slapped herself in the face in front of her new love! It's true that he Zhang Wei is a temperamentless person, but it's not that TM can endure anything!
"Zhao Fen, I Zhang Wei didn't do anything to be sorry for you, are you like this?"
"How am I? You are a poor bastard yourself, what qualifications do you have to look down on my husband! No matter how much he says it, he's a boss, not much better than you, a part-time worker! โ
"Zhao Fen, I, Zhang Wei, used to have no money, but I sue you today, this tattered roadside stall you posted is nothing in my eyes!"
"Humph!"
Zhao Fen sneered disdainfully, and didn't even raise her eyelids, as if the other party had said some inconsequential joke, and she didn't even have the interest to make a perfunctory statement. Seeing Zhao Fen's reaction, Zhang Wei's head exploded instantly, he has been humiliated since he was a child, but he has never felt so completely humiliated - the disdain of his ex-girlfriend is ten times more vicious than the most vicious language for a man!
"You, You"
Just when Zhang Wei was trembling with anger, Yang Xue grabbed his arm - this smart girl guessed the relationship between Zhang Wei and Zhao Fen and the humanoid monkey from just a few words. Although she doesn't know the details of what happened, she is now on Zhang Wei's side as a matter of course.
"Xiaowei, this is what you told me about your ex-girlfriend?"
Chen Xue grabbed Zhang Wei's arm without a trace and asked slightly coquettishly.
If Zhao Fen's words and deeds were to light Zhang Wei's powder keg, then Chen Xue's expression was like a spring breeze blowing on his face - not only blew out Zhang Wei's anger, but even his bones were blown up!
Just like what I said to Doudou in the house before, with "Tianshan Snow Lotus", is the "Dog Tail Grass" still important? Zhang Wei, who calmed down, quickly figured this out.
"yes, I was blind then."
"Xiaowei, don't say that, it seems so uneducated!"
Chen Xue glared at Zhang Wei with disgust, and then smiled at Zhao Fen. This simple action made the dog-tailed grass woman who looked superior just now instantly become ashamed and angry-Chen Xue's uneducated sentence was obviously not talking about Zhang Wei.
Seeing that Zhao Fen lowered her head and stopped talking, Chen Xue turned her head to look at the humanoid monkey: "You said you want to invite me and Xiaowei to dinner?" โ
"Huh? yes, yes."
The level of the humanoid monkey was not higher than Zhang Wei, and when there was such an unexpected situation, he was also blindsided for a while, and answered Chen Xue as he spoke. Chen Xue smiled mischievously, pulled Zhang Wei and walked into the barbecue stall.
"Then thank you for your hospitality, Xiaowei and I must eat more, and we won't disappoint you!"