"Xiaowei, what do you want to eat?"

"Whatever!"

"Don't eat casually!"

Yang Xue puffed out her mouth playfully, and her cute appearance made Zhang Wei's IQ, which had been cleared, decline again, and it was estimated that with his current IQ, it was not enough to judge that Yang Xue was actually helping him act - he was completely intoxicated!

"Then why don't you have ten skewers of roasted kidneys first?"

"Roasted kidneys are good, kidney-tonifying, you need to eat more!" After Chen Xue finished speaking, she turned her head to look at the humanoid monkey on the side, "Boss, let's have fifty skewers of roasted kidneys first, and also potatoes, eggplant, mutton skewers or something, just a little bit as well." ”

"Fifty skewers, can you two finish eating!"

The IQ of the humanoid monkey has not recovered to the normal level, but it is much stronger than Zhang Wei's condition, at least people know that fifty to ten!

"It's not the two of us, it's Xiaowei who eats alone!" Yang Xue looked at Zhang Wei with a look of admiration, "Our family Xiaowei has been working hard recently, we have to make up for it!" ”

"Yes, make up for it, how can fifty strings be enough, come to a hundred strings!"

As soon as Yang Xue said that he would eat pig kidneys to replenish his kidneys, the adrenaline in Zhang Wei's body instantly seemed to be about to break through the Tianling cover, and his IQ plummeted for thousands of miles, and he didn't know where to run.

"A hundred strings? Can you eat that much alone? ”

"If you can't do it, it doesn't mean I can't either!" Adrenaline is worthy of Zhang Wei's ultimate move, he exudes the aura of "pure masters" from the inside to the outside at this moment, and he may be a little bit away from surpassing Brother Zeng. "You just have to take care of your pig kidney, if you can't afford to invite this guest, I'll pay for it!"

The humanoid monkey held it in his throat in one breath, and the corners of his mouth twitched, Chen Xue didn't think it was messy enough, so he added fuel to the fire:

"Boss, you can't really give up these 100 strings of pork kidneys, right?"

"Me"

The humanoid monkey's face turned red, and he originally pulled Zhang Wei in for dinner, he wanted to step on Zhang Wei's loser to show off, but he didn't think that people had found such a big beauty in just two days! took Zhao Fen to show off in front of her current girlfriend, and today she stretched out her face to make people smoke!

If you can't show off, you will lose face, and now Yang Xue is squeezing her words again, how can a humanoid monkey afford to lose this person! So even if his heart was dripping blood, he had to slap his swollen face to fill this fat man:

"I said a treat, then I must please! Zhao Fen, test pig kidney, 100 strings! ”

"You're crazy, invite him to eat a hundred skewers and we'll do it all night!"

The anger of the humanoid monkey was nowhere to be sprinkled, and when Zhao Fen said this, he immediately couldn't hold it back:

"Don't talk to me, this is my stall, I can invite whoever I want, and you can bake it if you want to!"

"You! Okay, good Zhao Tiejun, you have a kind! ”

Zhao Fen was not a good-tempered woman in the first place, and she was also angry in her heart, and when she was scolded by the humanoid monkey like this, she was even more angry and trembled all over, threw down the skewers in her hand and left.

"Why are you back, there are so many guests here!"

The dog's tail and the grass girl didn't turn her head, and she disappeared in the crowd in three or two clicks, leaving the humanoid monkey alone and couldn't leave, although she wanted to kill people angrily, but she was still very aggrieved and continued to barbecue the meat, but she didn't bother Zhang Wei and Yang Xue anymore.

Seeing the aggrieved appearance of the humanoid monkey, Zhang Wei's heart was like drinking a glass of ice water on a hot day, it was refreshing from the inside out! He now understood why the humanoid monkey was so enthusiastic about him in the first place, and the feeling was that the monkey wanted to base his happiness on the pain of being humiliated! But apparently he picked the wrong opponent – at least today!

The blood in his heart dissipated, and Zhang Wei's IQ also rose a lot, and he figured out that Yang Xue was helping him vent his anger just now.

"Thank you!"

"It's okay, you helped me in the afternoon, we're settled now."

"If it's flat, then this meal should be a boy inviting a girl, right?"

Although Zhang Wei figured out that Yang Xue was acting just now, after such a play, he felt that the distance between him and the "fairy sister" had been shortened a lot, and he could speak through his brain - this is really a lot of progress!

"You invite me? Are you having bad intentions again? ”

Yang Xue looked at Zhang Wei mischievously, and the latter immediately blushed and lowered his head - Zhang's level may have improved a lot, but if he wants to catch up with the level of "fairy sister", it seems that there is still a long way to go!

"No, even if it's an ordinary friend, it's right for a boy to treat him when he eats."

"Well, it seems to make sense," Yang Xue pestled her chin and thought playfully, "Then are we ordinary friends now?" ”

"I" Zhang Wei peeked at Yang Xue, and then clenched his fist as if he had made up his mind: "Anyway, I really want to be friends with you!" ”

"In that case, okay, what do you want me to eat, it must be delicious!"

"Of course! There is a shop that makes lo-mei cold dishes, and many people say it is delicious! ”

"You have a treat, you have the final say!"

Zhang Wei didn't ask for a humanoid monkey to roast pork kidneys, and took Yang Xue to find a lo-mei shop for a big meal, the things in this shop are really delicious, at least they are very much in line with the appetite of the two. The two chatted about their lives while eating in the lo-mei restaurant, and the relationship was also a lot closer, although Zhang Wei knew very well that his "fairy sister" just regarded him as an ordinary friend who had just met, but this was already a rare experience for him! Can he even imagine that their relationship may not be just ordinary friends in the future?

"You're daydreaming every day, and which one has come true?"

"Nothing is impossible until it happens!"

Zhang Wei patted Doudou's little head in annoyance, and almost slapped Doudou, who was eating pork kidney, into the bowl.

"Don't hit me on the head!" Doudou stretched out his oil paw and scratched Zhang Wei's body, "Can you find a reason for people to like you?" ”

"Do you need a reason to love someone!"

Doudou gave Zhang Wei a disdainful look.

"If you want to believe these bullshit chicken soup for the soul, then I have nothing to say, this lord god only hopes that you don't get the good guy card and jump into the river after not being able to stand the blow, then my food expenses will not be settled."

"I thought your conscience found out and cared about me, but I was afraid that your three meals a day would not be settled!"

After speaking, Zhang Wei slapped Doudou's head, this time he really slapped the little teddy into the bowl. Waiting for little Teddy to "pull" his face out of the bowl, there was already a face of gravy sauce on it.

"Don't say it's allowed to hit the head! Beat me up as stupid as you, how can there be any brain-wielding people in the family in the future! ”

"Whoever likes to move, anyway, I don't move, no, you're scolding me for having no brains!"

"I didn't say it, you said it yourself!"

"You little thing, if you don't score your IQ negative today, you don't even know who is the boss in the family!"

"Why are you going to say you're not allowed to hit the head! Ahh