I said loudly: "Okay, I'll let you die to understand, you don't practice well but learn those crooked ways to absorb people's essence, you are already breaking the law like this, you know, God has the virtue of a good life, since you have spiritual wisdom, then you should cherish this opportunity to cultivate hard, but you have committed this kind of mistake, and when you survive the catastrophe, God will also increase your strength as your punishment, if it is excessive, you will die and die, but there is still a glimmer of life, and then you can be reincarnated in the next life, and you can still cultivate, and the soul will be scattered forever, and you will not be able to be reborn forever. Rather than die at that time, it is better to give you a ride now, so that you can be scared to the underworld and reincarnate as soon as possible. "What I say here is a passion, and it seems to me that this squirrel will bow down to my charisma, if not convinced by me, but I obviously underestimate it.

I saw this squirrel and said: "This is wrong, I came to suck his essence is just a cycle of karma, if I don't solve this matter today, then he will have to owe me this cause and effect, if it comes to that time, I am afraid it will not be as simple as sucking his essence." At that time, I guess God will hang him up directly. ”

I looked at it and wondered, "I'm afraid it's impossible for him to owe you cause and effect, but you can tell me what cause and effect he owes you, and if you don't tell me why, I'll hang you." ”。 …。

When the squirrel heard it, he immediately said: "Okay, I said, I remember that day the sun was shining and the spring flowers were blooming, I was in the nest and my new girlfriend was discussing the truth, how the next generation was born, but at this most critical moment, this kid shouted outside, scared me a clever little brother at that time, and my girlfriend laughed at me and walked away, you know, he is my girlfriend who has just known me for three days." ”

I heard this and asked, "What did he shout to scare you like this, saying that you were using force on that female squirrel?" Overlord hard bow raw rice cooked rice. "Hearing me say this, everyone stared at the old man with his ears erected, and his eyes lit up a raging fire of gossip, it seems that gossip is not divided into men and women, regardless of breed.

Tan looked at the gossip fire in our eyes and knew that if he didn't say it today, he didn't want to leave here, so he said it: "That day he shouted to come and see that I found two squirrels, and I think there must be adultery between them, let's take a good look at it, the conscience of heaven and earth, my girlfriend and I are doing legal sex, he did this, I haven't accused him of voyeurism, he is the first to beat me up, this is really an uncle can not be tolerated, and aunt can't be provoked, So I followed him home and sucked his essence, but I just wanted to teach him a lesson, and I didn't want to kill him, otherwise I wouldn't be his opponent when he turned into a ghost. After saying that, he looked at us with tears in his eyes..........

Hearing this, I was not only in awe of this rat brother. This has to be a lot of luck to encounter this kind of thing, I said helplessly: "If you want to teach him a lesson, just do it for a few days, don't keep doing it like this, let's come two days late, this guy will be directly sucked by you, and then there will be such a life cause and effect on your back, I think you really don't have to think about this catastrophe, just dig a pit and bury yourself so that it is more comfortable." ”

When it heard this, it hurriedly said: "It's not you who has encountered this matter, you are talking cool here, if it were you, what would you do." ”

As soon as I heard this, I not only asked myself what would I do if I encountered this kind of thing, and sure enough, the final result was that I would be more ruthless than him, and I would directly make that guy a lifetime and let him be a eunuch for life, Khan turned out that I was even more ruthless than him, but I couldn't let it see, otherwise the reason would not be with me, I said to him: "Then you can't do this, you can reason with him and ask for compensation." ”

It looked at me like a stupid B and said: "How do you want me to reason with him, and walk up to him with confidence, Hi grandson, you disturbed my good deeds a few days ago, I want you to compensate me, I rely on this and he doesn't directly call the police to let the police catch me, and then send it to the scientific research institute to chop up and study, you think I'm really stupid to this point, you are Chiguoguo's discrimination, I want to sue you for discriminating against us squirrels." ”…………。

I happily asked it: "Discrimination, in fact, what are you good to discriminate against, what is good about discriminating against you, and how do you sue me." ”

He was anxious: "Who said that people still say that zombies still have the right to vote and recall, why don't we squirrels have the right to come here?" ”

I heard this and asked, "Who did you listen to this sentence, who said that zombies have the right to vote and the right to recall." ”

"Just the other day I saw a black box with a group of villains in a meeting, and that's what they said," it said. "I heard this and understood, I saw it on TV and thought so, and it really responded to that sentence, it's terrible to be uneducated.

I said, "That's those guys who are having a meeting there to trap you." They say whatever they say, and I say you're doing it wrong. ”

It hurriedly said, "Why. ”

I stretched out my fist and said, "By force." ”

As soon as it heard me say this, it was silent, and it was probably a little dangerous to fight and run, so it simply sat down on the ground and said, "Then what do you have to do to let me go, I don't have anything good to say." ”

Yang Feng: "Turn." ”

Lord Fang Yun: "It's castrated." ”

Wu Yong: "Slice research. ”

Cat Master: "Well, it's already messed up. Now the logical thinking ability is in confusion, and it is being sorted out there.........

As for Wenjie, she didn't have anything to say, I looked at the squirrel and said, "Look, this is the minority obeying the majority, now choose one of the three, which one you choose." ”

When it heard this, it knelt there and cried: "Brothers, don't be so ruthless, what did I do wrong to make you want to castrate me, and return his uncle to Jian me." I don't have a good heart, don't scare me, if I don't take revenge, you can let me live. ”

I asked it, "Do you know what real bad luck is?" ”

It thought for a moment and said, "It's a worm that eats an apple." ”

I shook my head, and when it saw me, it shook its head and said, "That's eating an apple and eating half a worm." ”

I still shook my head, and it cried, "Brother, you better say it, don't be fooling me." ”

I said, "The really unlucky thing is that a fart can hit the heel, and I don't know how to come out and mix in the future." ”

When it heard me say this, it was happy and said, "Uncle, are you going to let me go?" ”

Well, this is from brother to uncle, which is shameless enough, which proves that there is no most shameless sentence, only more shameless.

I said, "Don't be happy yet, let's discuss it first, I don't count it alone." ”。