Chapter 57: Spirits (4)

I turned around and asked Wenjie, "By the way, what kind of spirit is that?" ”

Wenjie thought for a moment and said, "It should be a squirrel or something, anyway, how do I look like a squirrel." ”

I was dumbfounded, "Squirrel or not, I've never heard of a squirrel being a squirrel." ”

Wenjie nodded and said seriously: "It's a squirrel and a thief, it's not a good thing to look at it secretly." ”

I said helplessly: "Please, people are here to be thieves, if you don't sneak around, will you still come over openly and honestly, and you will rob in the next sentence." ”

I added, "Tonight, whether it's a squirrel or not, we're going to catch it and kill it if necessary." ”

Wenjie looked at me and said, "Kill it if necessary, I want to kill it immediately, I have been squatting every day for the past few days, I am almost annoyed to death, why do you still want to spare its life." After saying that, he looked at me fiercely.

I swallowed my saliva and said, "That God has the virtue of a good life." I don't think this guy really killed Fang Ming, of course, in the end, whether to hang it up or spare it depends on your daughter's decision. ”

Wenjie thought for a moment and said, "Forget it, let's talk about it then." ”

I immediately said, "The woman is mighty." "I also know that it's a bit embarrassing for her to go to the squatting point all the time these days..........

Yang Feng and the others were also ready at this time, and they stood up in front of me and saluted: "Report to the chief, as soon as you are ready, please ask the chief for instructions." ”

I waved my hand and cleared my throat and said, "Comrades, at this critical moment of national crisis, the country is calling us, and we must seize this spirit tonight to eliminate the harm." ”

Yang Feng whispered: "This thing that is bigger than fart is also a national disaster, and the country calls us what the country calls us to do." ”

Lord Fang Yun also whispered: "He is addicted to being a leader. ”

Wu Yong also whispered: "It should be so, it should be so." ”

Although they were whispering. But we were so close that they whispered and I could hear them clearly, and I glared at them and said, "Now disband, everyone rest, and prepare for the bitter battle tonight." As soon as the three of them heard the break, they immediately ran back to their rooms, oh yes, the house we were in was specially contracted by Boss Fang for us to use.

Seeing that they all went to sleep, I also played haha and went to rest, as for Wenjie, forget it, anyway, ghosts don't have to sleep, let her arrange these times by herself, as for the cat master, he will sleep soundly. At night, a few of us sneaked to Fang's house, and asked Wenjie to go to Fang Ming's room to continue squatting, and at about twelve o'clock in the evening, the spirit finally came, and I took a closer look to see if it was just a squirrel. I saw this squirrel sneaking around and looked left and right and hurriedly ran to Fang Ming's room, I picked up the walkie-talkie provided by Boss Fang and said, "The trio act immediately and hurry up and hide in the flowers." "The trio must be Yang Feng and them.........

When the cat master arrived opposite me, we came to a four-sided attack to make it have no way to escape, and after a while, the spirit sneaked out, and no one was so careful when he looked left and right, and sure enough, a few days have made it relax, and when it walked to the flower in front of me, I said to the walkie-talkie: "Action." "With that, I ran to it. The cat master heard me say this and quickly ran out, Wenjie followed behind the spirit not far from this time also accelerated to run, forehead with fluttering is more suitable, the most bizarre thing is that Yang Feng and the three of them jumped out of the flowers, you say jump and jump and shout Demacia, what kind of trouble do you want to make at this time, do you want to say that they want to become the three pit daddy goods of the three friends of the grass, I heard them shout so that they didn't lie on the ground, and the cat and Wenjie are not much better.

The most hateful thing is that Wu Yong also shouted: "Bring the chrysanthemum." "Uncle can bear it, and Aunt can't bear it, just when my reason was about to be overshadowed by anger and about to explode, something happened that shocked us, it was the hateful squirrel spirit, and his uncle actually knelt on the ground and kowtowed and shouted for mercy. …。

I walked up to the squirrel and said, "Do you have any self-esteem, we haven't really done it yet, you are here to shout for mercy, we have been planning for so long, I didn't expect you to be such a strange thing." ”。 …。

It raised its head and said confidently: "What do you want to do with self-esteem, whether self-esteem can be used as food or money, anything can be done in order to survive, we can't give up our lives because of the so-called self-esteem, as the saying goes, it's better to die than to live, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people who sharpened their heads and wanted to be traitors when Japan invaded, in fact, it is understandable that I did this." After saying that, he looked at us very reasonably.

I stared blankly at the squirrel. Unable to refute it for a while, Wu Yong looked at it and said curiously: "How did you say such shameless words so reasonably, can you teach me." ”

The squirrel said proudly: "This is very simple, as long as you practice your cheek thicker than the city wall, it is basically considered a beginner, and if you want to go further, you have to rely on your own comprehension or find someone who is even more shameless than you, and often fight with him, your cheeky cultivation speed must be a rocket-like increase." ”

I looked at it and said, "Is your coffin going to be clamed or skateboarded?" ”

It asks, "Why do you say that?" And you said that the coffin is too fashionable, why don't you say it's smart or touchscreen, so when you think of it, just press it. ”

I whispered: "Okay, if you ask me why, then I'll sue you why, your uncle's son is going to hang you today." "Yang Feng and the three of them saw that I was mad and immediately came to grab me, and the squirrel saw that I was mad and quickly ran behind the cat, and then it forgot to run ..........

I calmed the anger in my heart and said, "If you come out, I promise not to kill you." "How dare it come out at this time, hide behind the cat master, and die without coming out.

When the cat master saw this scene, he shook his head helplessly and said to the squirrel: "Boy." The cat can't help you now, so you can ask for more blessings. After saying that, the cat shook his head and walked aside.

As soon as the squirrel saw the cat go away, he immediately knelt on the ground and said to me: "Uncle spare my life, I have an old and a young family, and the family is not right, and the squirrel depends on me to feed it, so you can treat me as a fart." ”

I looked at him and said, "Give me a reason not to kill you first, otherwise today next year will be your death day, and your words are rotten on TV, you say that you still have a little innovation, don't you feel ashamed to always plagiarize others like this." ”

It looked at me and said, "At this time, who still has the heart to innovate, and you give me a reason why you want to kill me first, at least let me die to understand." After saying that, he looked at me directly