When Shirley Yang and I walked briskly to the four steamed bun shops, we saw that the fat man had already sat in the store and was eating nonsense, and the empty steaming drawer in front of him that had already eaten the steamed buns was almost stacked into a small mountain. The owner of this steamed bun shop has been open for many years, and it is the first time he has met such a big customer, the more he eats, the more he earns, and he is so happy that he can't close his mouth while serving steamed buns next to the fat man. Shirley Yang and I entered the store one after the other, sat next to the fat man, Shirley Yang saw the fat man eating buns, glanced at him and said: "Eat and eat, you know how to eat, slow down, don't choke for a while and have to be sent to the hospital." The fat man did not show weakness at all, and retorted while eating: "The fat man is here to reserve strength for the future battle, this stuffed bun with thin skin is placed in front of the fat man, just like a row of enemies, the fat man wants to speed up and destroy it all." Don't eat for nothing, don't eat for nothing, anyway, it's Lao Hu's treat, usually Lao Hu is so picky, this can make the fat man catch once, I have to have a good time. Ahem, cough, I'm choking to death, Shirley Yang, you should eat it quickly! Shirley Yang looked at the fat man's choked face flushed when he ate the buns, laughed, and said, "Okay, good, I'll eat too." Saying that, Shirley Yang turned to look at me and said, "Old Hu, you can eat quickly, let's take the fat man to the hospital for a re-examination after we finish eating." I was thinking about what happened to the fat man two days ago, and I didn't have much appetite at this time, but Shirley Yang said that it was not easy for me to refuse, so I could only agree: "Okay, then I will eat two bites too." ”

The wind swept the clouds. After a while, the empty bun drawer of this table was full, and the boss smiled at the checkout, calling it a festive, counting the money, and beckoning us to come often in the future, saying that there would be a discount when we came again in the future. The fat man was so full of wine and food that he opened his eyebrows and laughed a few times in a row, and the smell of pork and green onions. Shirley Yang and I took the fat man and went all the way to the hospital. After a series of examinations, I heard the doctor finally say that he was in good health and completely healthy, and Shirley Yang and I finally put our minds at ease, and I finally didn't have to worry about the fat man's health so that I could continue to worry about damaging him boldly, and I couldn't help but feel a dark feeling in my heart.

When we arrived at the lodgings, when the fat man sat down, Shirley Yang and I sat down beside him, one on the left and one on the right, looking at him seriously. As soon as the fat man saw our posture, he immediately understood in his heart, and said: "How wise and powerful my fat man is, as soon as I see the two of you sitting here, I know what you are going to do, do you want to ask me what happened that night?" After saying that, the fat man looked at us proudly. I looked at the fat man's appearance and said, "In that case, our kind, kind, kind and beautiful fat comrade, can you tell us a little bit about the events of that night?" The fat man looked at me with slanted eyes and said, "If you want my fat master to say, there must be honorifics in that tone, you have to say please, do you hear it, you have to say please." "I gave the fat man a blank look, and thought, this dead fat man, when is this coming, and he is still playing music with me. I was thinking about how to deal with the fat man, but I heard the fat man cry "ah", I quickly looked up, but saw the fat man was dragged up by Shirley Yang with his ear in one hand, Shirley Yang scolded while exerting his strength: "You dead fat man, do you know how worried Lao Hu and I were about you during the time when you disappeared, this finally went through all the hardships to find you, and saw you injured like that, how uncomfortable we are, do you know?" It's good now, the people are so good, and the buns have eaten enough, and now it's time to put the score on the two of us, right, I think you want to be smoked! The fat man held his ears and begged for mercy: "Ouch, my aunt, can you do it lightly?" My ears have been pulled off by you, I'm not married, no matter how handsome and handsome I look, if my ears are gone, then no girl likes me! You are good, I said, I said, will you let me go? Shirley Yang glanced at the fat man, twisted it vigorously before letting go of his hand, and said, "It's pretty much the same, say it quickly!" The fat man looked at me, and then at Shirley Yang, knowing that he was unable to defend himself, and even if he did, he would never have any posture to win, so he had to say it honestly.