Mountain and Sea Demon Tomb Chapter 12 Tomb (1)
In this way, the fat man fell asleep for three days and three nights. In the early morning of the fourth day, I was still napping on the edge of the fat man's bed, when I suddenly heard a loud "poof" on the bed, which woke me up from my sweet sleep, and then a strange smell spread. I was still in a daze, but I saw the fat man laughing and sitting up hard, but before he could sit up straight, he fell down again, and threw up on the bed. When I saw that the fat man had vomited, I hurriedly beckoned Shirley Yang to get water, and Shirley Yang was very happy when he heard that the fat man had woken up, but when he heard that the fat man had vomited, he hurried to find water. This fat man is really, he hasn't eaten for three days, and he vomits out a lot of messy things, and I don't know what it is. I was helping to knock on the back while Shirley Young was there to bring water to rinse the fat man's mouth. When the fat man vomited for a while, and gradually got better, I helped him lie down and said, "Fat man, you rabbit cub has finally woken up, do you know how worried Shirley Yang and I are about you?" As soon as Shirley Yang heard me say this, the worries of these days came to his mind one by one, and he couldn't help but have a little red circles in his eyes, and said while bowing his head: "It's good to wake up, it's good to wake up." "The fat man looked at me and Shirley Yang with a wry smile, maybe he knew that he was embarrassed to talk back when he made a mistake, or he was still not very comfortable, but the fat man, who usually loved poverty and played treasures, didn't say a word today, just nodded lightly at me and Shirley Yang." Alas, you dead fat man, you say that you are good, you don't know how to be honest, tell you to act with the big brother of socialism, you have to be a special North Korea, how many times is this dangerous, can't you be honest? Thankfully, nothing happened to you, but if something really happened to you, how would I explain it to your family! Besides, even if I can explain it to your family, I can't explain it to myself, next time I should really let the US imperialists destroy you, and you will know how good it is! The more I talked, the more angry I became, "Comrade Fatty, I sue you, your behavior of acting alone from the organization is extremely irresponsible and extremely unserious, next time you do this, don't blame me Hu Bayi for untying his belt and whipping you." Shirley Yang saw that I was talking more and more, and he couldn't stop the car, so he hurriedly came over to play a round and said: "Old Hu, you see that the fat man has just woken up, and his body is still very weak, you didn't see that he vomited for so much a while just now, let's wait for the fat man to get better, let the fat man rest for a while." Then he turned his head to the fat man and said, "Fatty, you may have vomited just now because your head was slightly concussed, you can rest for a while, and I will take you to the hospital for a re-examination at noon." Lao Hu just said that you are also for your good, you don't know how anxious Lao Hu is to find you and you are in a coma these days. When the fat man heard what I said, although he was not convinced, Shirley Yang also persuaded him, and it was indeed his fault first, so he didn't talk back, and his eyes picked at me, as if to say: "I'll argue with you when Lao Tzu is well." Then he honestly closed his eyes, and after a while he fell asleep and snored.
Just like that, Shirley Yang and I exited the room, leaving the fat man alone in the room to rest.
This fat man, his temperament is really too anxious, he has been in distress many times before, although he can get lucky every time, but who knows if he can continue to have good luck next time. Alas, forget it, don't think about it yet, human fate is predestined, and it is useless to talk more. The most important thing at the moment is that since the fat man has woken up, then it is time for me to understand those doubts in my happiness, Shirley Yang seemed to see my thoughts beside me, came over and patted me on the shoulder, and said to me: "Lao Hu, I still have to say a few words to you, although the fat man is at fault, but after all, he still wants to solve the mystery in a hurry." It's not that you don't know that the fat man is in a hurry, don't blame him when he wakes up later, after all, things have happened, and it will be useless to blame more, and the fat man is not very well now. Later, at noon, let's take the fat man to the hospital to check if there is any major problem with the injury on his head. When we get back in the afternoon, we'll ask you in detail what happened. ”
I looked at Shirley Young, sighed, and said, "That's all I have to say." ”
After a morning rest, when the fat man woke up, he obviously felt much better than before. We took him downstairs for a bite to eat, and I talked to him, but he didn't answer me properly, thinking that he must be awkward about what I had said earlier. This fat man, don't look at the tall man, his heart is really not big, I just wanted to say a few words to hurt him, and when I turned my head, I saw Shirley Yang making a look at me, alas, who made the fat man now in a special period, I can only shut up. Besides, it's true that the fat man also got into the way in order to solve this mystery as much as possible, and in the final analysis, it's understandable. Thinking of this, my heart suddenly disappeared, I turned to the fat man and said, "That's it, I haven't eaten well for so many days, or let's go eat four buns, four buns with one bite of oil." "This fat man, who didn't look at me well just now, heard me mention the stubble of the four buns, and immediately looked at me with two eyes shining straight and longing, as if I was the steamed bun dripping with oil. Seeing his appearance like a thief, I wanted to tease him, and then said: "But the fat man has just recovered from a serious illness, and he hasn't eaten for a few days, and it's not good to eat a lot of oil and greasy at the beginning, I think in the past two days, let's eat some light scraping intestines first, and then eat greasy ones in two days." As soon as the fat man saw this posture, the fat bun that immediately came to his mouth was about to fly away, how could this work, and quickly answered: "Although the fat man has been in a coma in the past two days, his mind has not been in a coma. This broken greens can't appease my fiery heart that is forever flushed towards Bolshevism! Let's go eat four buns! Fine! I laughed secretly in my heart, since the fat man has spoken, I don't tease him, and said to the fat man: "The fat man's golden mouth has finally opened, as the saying goes, as soon as the fat man's mouth opens, good luck will naturally come, since you have endless fun fighting with the sky and the earth, then I can't let our good brothers in North Korea go hungry." Let's go, then let's work on four buns, I'll treat you today. As soon as the fat man heard me say this, his heart that wanted to eat steamed buns fell into his stomach, and he was obviously not angry, and his heart was not awkward, and he looked at me with a grateful eye, and he almost burst into tears. I look at this posture, don't rub here, rub for a while, the fat man is probably going to cry in my arms, hurry up! I turned around and shouted at the fat man and Shirley Yang: "Let's go, two masters, Sensei is grinding here, in order to celebrate the victory of our Hu Fat Yang touching gold team to gather again, let's work with four buns, people are iron rice and steel, don't eat buns and panic!" As soon as he heard this, the fat man rushed over with an arrow, shouting while running: "First come, first eat, no one should rob my fat man, I will call ten drawers of sauerkraut pork, ten drawers of pork and green onions, with Sanhe oil, and then with garlic, I will take one bite at a time, one bite at a time, and after eating all the accounts of Hu Bayi, I will go first!" Shirley Yang and I looked at each other and burst out laughing. This fat man, who had just recovered from a serious illness, didn't know how to be careful, and when he mentioned eating, he ran away again. "Yes, this fat man, it's really a dog who can't change his! Haha, then let's go quickly, anyway, the four bun shops are not far from here, don't go for a while, the fat man poked out something again. ”